ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Guess who came thiiis close to signing off a €102k annual budget? Austria. Someone omitted 'figures in millions'

(2020/05/29)

'In Ihrem Budget fehlen sechs Nullen' warned MP

HP's hoping it'll be second time lucky with launch of Reverb G2 nerd goggles

(2020/05/29)

'Keeping all of the best elements from the G1'... and none of the bad, please

Visual Studio Code finally arrives on ARM64 Windows. No, you haven't woken up in 2017, sadly. It's still 2020

(2020/05/29)

Now you can program like a native with your £899 Surface Pro X – keyboard not included

VirtuaVerse: Cyberpunk point-and-click throwback with ace chiptune soundtrack put out by... a metal record label?

(2020/05/29)

The RPG The Reg speaks to Blood Music about its retrofuturistic love letter to the adventure game golden age

This'll make you feel old: Uni compsci favourite Pascal hits the big five-oh this year

(2020/05/29)

Spawn of ALGOL turns middle-aged

Great news. Patch load drops 20% for the first time in 10 years. Bad news: Well, you've heard about coronavirus?

(2020/05/29)

Fix the crits, sort out the rest later

Why it is crucial for banks to update their content management strategies

(2020/05/29)

Collaboration, speed, customer satisfaction, surviving and thriving

Software bug in Bombardier airliner made planes turn the wrong way

(2020/05/29)

Cold weather missed approaches went left instead of right - and vice versa

Did nobody tell them about the lockdown? Logitech releases new 'luggable' mechanical keyboard for LAN parties

(2020/05/29)

Wireless kit has 40 hours' battery life, but turn off the RGB fripperies and you might get 135 days

Wipro names new CEO: Former Capgemini COO Thierry Delaporte

(2020/05/29)

Indian giant's center of power moves from Texas to Paris

So you really didn't touch the settings at all, huh? Well, this print-out from my secret backup says otherwise

(2020/05/29)

On Call Cultures clash when a combustion turbine goes K-pop

VMware virtually untouched by virus, impact of private Keith Urban concert for customers uncertain

(2020/05/29)

Beats the guidance it didn’t think would survive the pandemic

AR flop Magic Leap's 'pivot' spins CEO right off his throne

(2020/05/29)

'Natural step' to find new leader after current one burned billions for no appreciable return

It's not every day the NSA publicly warns of attacks by Kremlin hackers – so take this critical Exim flaw seriously

(2020/05/29)

GRU crew actively exploit hole – but you patched it months ago, right?

After 30 years of searching, astroboffins finally detect the universe's 'missing matter' – using fast radio bursts

(2020/05/29)

'We couldn't find half of what should be there. It was a bit of an embarrassment'

Dell says the hard part comes next after rapid pandemic response helped it to stable Q1 revenue

(2020/05/29)

Predicts demand to drop off as component prices rise, no hint of layoff plans

China's Tencent to order ONE MILLION SERVERS as part of $70bn digital infrastructure splurge

(2020/05/29)

Buying all the buzzwords: AI, 5G and Blockchain implementations promised

NTT warns its Singapore cloud was hacked, Japanese customer data compromised

(2020/05/29)

Early May attack hit 600-plus hosting and cloud customers

Trump issues toothless exec order to show donors, fans he's doing something about those Twitter twerps

(2020/05/29)

Analysis Amid political theater, Section 230 protection loss dangled

Clearview AI sued by ACLU for scraping billions of selfies from social media to power its facial-recog-for-cops system

(2020/05/28)

Startup says it's covered by the First Ammendment, ta very much

And other operators aren't so special syntactically, but weird
in other ways, like "scalar", and "goto".
-- Larry Wall in <199711071749.JAA29751@wall.org>