ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Two large flightless birds walk into a bar... The pub's owner was not emused *ba-dum tsh*

(2020/07/29)

Carol and Kevin banned from outback establishment for 'bad behaviour'

It's been five years since Windows 10 hit: So... how's that working out for you all?

(2020/07/29)

Most of the things Microsoft said would be great were not

Have you ever wondered whether your public cloud security should be software-defined? Ah-ha, we knew it!

(2020/07/29)

You'll wanna tune into this chat about SD-WAN, then

BT: 'Because of the existing underlying supply of the 4G equipment, most of our 5G (NSA) so far is with Huawei'

(2020/07/29)

Vodafone not happy either as telcos complain to defence sub-committee about Huawei removal woes

Once considered lost, ESA and NASA's SOHO came back from the brink of death to work even better than it did before

(2020/07/29)

Almost 25 years and counting, here's to the luckiest spacecraft off Earth

No wonder Brit universities report hacks so often: Half of staff have had zero infosec training, apparently

(2020/07/29)

Plus: Don't worry, students. The attackers told us they destroyed your data

Virgin Galactic reveals giant mirror feature in cabin design for Beardy Branson's space bus

(2020/07/29)

Passengers will be able to watch themselves float while bathed in Earthlight and surrounded by tasteful colours

Japan starts work on global quantum crypto network

(2020/07/29)

Toshiba leads effort that aspires to run 100 quantum cryptographic devices for 10,000 users by 2024

Amazon and Google: Trust us, our smart-speaker apps are carefully policed. Boffins: Yes, well, about that...

(2020/07/29)

Who can you trust these days?

GitHub starts publishing roadmap of future features

(2020/07/29)

Microsoft’s trashing the place, clearly. Or is it?

Reply-All storm flares as email announcing privacy policy puts 500 addresses in the 'To' field, not 'BCC'

(2020/07/29)

Newsletter-as-a-service outfit Substack does the usual apologising

Arm China brands itself a 'strategic asset', calls for Beijing's help in boardroom dispute with Brit HQ

(2020/07/29)

'We just wanna design chips without distractions', say staff in open letter

Philippines president threatens local telcos with expropriation

(2020/07/29)

Calls for e-commerce surge and keeps schools closed due to certain virus that's made news lately

AMD is now following More's Law: More chips, more money, more pressure on Intel, more competition in the x86 space

(2020/07/29)

Chipzooky's fortunes are Ryzen Epyc-ly

With the US election coming up, when better to petition regulators for a controversial way to chill online speech?

(2020/07/28)

Guess what? Literally everyone thinks this is a terrible idea

What goes up, Musk come down... and up and down and up and down: NASA details followup Dragon pod trips to orbiting station

(2020/07/28)

Assuming this weekend's return journey goes well, natch

'I think the police are here...' Feds reveal Skype, text chats of Canadian trio charged with $8m crypto-coin fraud

(2020/07/28)

Boyfriend-girlfriend and housemate indicted in US on PlexCoin rap

We're suing Google for harvesting our personal info even though we opted out of Chrome sync – netizens

(2020/07/28)

Browser quitters say they'll return if web goliath lives up to privacy promises

Irony isn't dead... Facebook sues EU on data privacy grounds for requesting too much personal data

(2020/07/28)

'Exceptionally broad' demands reveal too much about our staff!

How Bude: Google's sole-financed private undersea pipe to make a landing in Cornwall

(2020/07/28)

Cable named for compsci legend Grace Hopper to link US, UK, Spain

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