ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

UK.gov shakes hands on cloud agreement with 'non-cloud service provider' HPE

(2020/08/18)

'The world is hybrid,' the enterprise tech goliath keeps saying

Farewell to notches and hole-punches? ZTE expected to announce mobe with under-display camera next month

(2020/08/18)

But will it be any good?

X86 or Arm? AWS now lets you choose both at once for Kubernetes

(2020/08/18)

Elastic Kubernetes Service clusters can mix and match architectures for production workloads

Node.js community finally prodded to patch Chromium XHR bug after developer refuses to let flaw stand

(2020/08/18)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try... try, try, try... try again

Samsung slows smartphone upgrade treadmill with promise to support three Android generations on Galaxies

(2020/08/18)

Who needs a new phone when 2018-vintage kit still packs a punch?

From per-processor licensing to... per-follower? Oracle said to be in talks to buy TikTok’s US operations

(2020/08/18)

Plotting new Enterprise Video Sharing Cloud, making mischief for Microsoft, or playing politics?

Former HP CEO and Republican Meg Whitman – who split HP with mixed success – says Donald Trump can't run a business

(2020/08/18)

Vows to vote for Democrat Joe Biden instead - as will ex-HP chief Carly Fiorina

Oh what a feeling: New Toyotas will upload data to AWS to help create custom insurance premiums based on driver behaviour

(2020/08/18)

Connected car vision has been in first gear for years, cloudy scale could jump-start plans

Australian regulator slams Google ‘misinformation’ in pay-for-news-fight

(2020/08/18)

Picks out porkie about data leakage as left and right unite to protest ad giant’s objections

Ed Snowden has raked in $1m+ from speeches – and Uncle Sam wants its cut, specifically, absolutely all of it

(2020/08/18)

How much d’you reckon Trump wants to grant a pardon?

CenturyLink caught trying to steal customers despite promising court it wouldn’t, promises it won't do it again

(2020/08/17)

Two-faced ISP gets $250,000 tickle, will be watched by independent monitor

As the COVID-19 coronavirus took you into the cloud, did your data protection come along for the ride?

(2020/08/17)

Brush up on your data security and protection skills in our upcoming show

Please stop hard-wiring AWS credentials in your code. Looking at you, uni COVID-19 track-and-test app makers

(2020/08/17)

In America, student schools you!

Whoa, no Huawei wares, Hua-wei, livin' on a prayer: US government says we've got to hold on to what we've got

(2020/08/17)

Commerce Department doubles down on China chip sanctions

Notepad++ website sent to China's naughty step after 'Stand with Hong Kong' software update

(2020/08/17)

Ho boy, here we go again

UK govt reboots A Level exam results after computer-driven fiasco: Now teacher-predicted grades will be used after all

(2020/08/17)

F**k the algorithm, indeed

Do the ROBO, do the ROBO... Time to stop dancing around the subject of remote IT delivery and get stuck in

(2020/08/17)

We'll help your organisation better run workloads out in the field

CREST cancels two UK infosec accreditation exams after fresh round of 'cheat sheets' are leaked online

(2020/08/17)

Oof moment for industry body as tests halted for a month

Cluster bomb: Mirantis shells out for Lens, a management system for Kubernetes

(2020/08/17)

Kubernetes is too complex, so we made a dashboard for 'normal devs' says senior engineer

Norfolk's second-greatest cultural export set for return with 3-metre monument in honour of the Turkey Twizzler

(2020/08/17)

Now with 67-70 per cent real turkey!

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