ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

CREST exam cheat-sheet scandal: New temp chairman at UK infosec body as lawyers and ex-copper get involved

(2020/08/21)

Plus: Sources showed us some of what was in that Dropbox leak

Alright! Who's stoked for Windows 10 20H2? Anyone? Well, it's ready for commercial pre-release validation anyway

(2020/08/21)

Meaning general availability can't be too far behind

Shared memory vulnerability in IBM's Db2 database could let nefarious insiders wreak havoc – so get patching

(2020/08/21)

Lack of protections around trace facility gives local users read and write access

TalkTalk, Three, and Virgin Media, come on down! You've all won a prize for... not being that great at something!

(2020/08/21)

Brits speak their brains for comms regulator Ofcom's customer audit

UK national debt hits 1.46 Apples – and weighs as much as 2 billion adult badgers

(2020/08/21)

Or 16.9 NHS budgets, in financial terms

WSL2 is so last year: Linux compatibility layer backported to older Windows 10 versions

(2020/08/21)

1903 and 1909 holdouts get their hands on 2004's newest toy

Pew, pew, pew! Our galaxy is shooting cold, gaseous 'bullets' of high-speed matter. Boffins are baffled

(2020/08/21)

Mysterious behavior spotted at the Milky Way's center

Physical locks are less hackable than digital locks, right? Maybe not: Boffins break in with a microphone

(2020/08/21)

On the other hand, security of cloud-controlled locks 'quite horrifying' say 'cyber-physical' engineers

Microsoft is not the enemy, why Google still runs 'Borg', and other insights from Kubernetes founders

(2020/08/21)

Brendan Burns looks forward to 'Visual Basic for the cloud'. Really?

AWS Marketplace webinar: Don't be daunted by continuous integration. This is what you need to know

(2020/08/21)

Tune in to learn the best practices for automating and scaling your operations

VMware gives its desktop hypervisors the power to spawn local K8s clusters

(2020/08/21)

Fusion and Workstation just got rather more useful for containerised CI/CD pipelines - and also rather cheaper

You *bang* will never *smash* humiliate me *whack* in front of *clang* the teen computer whizz *crunch* EVER AGAIN

(2020/08/21)

The Christmas when your teenage kicks were fixing next door's Amiga

Chinese State media uses new release of local Linux to troll Trump

(2020/08/21)

‘Washington's endeavors to suppress Chinese progress may not be as successful as anticipated’ says China Daily

If you can't understand how Instagram 'influencers' make millions, good luck with these virtual ones doing even better

(2020/08/21)

Marketing is getting weird in 2020

Putting the d'oh! in Adobe: 'Years of photos' permanently wiped from iPhones, iPads by bad Lightroom app update

(2020/08/21)

Please, please, pleas,e back up your files, people

India anoints little-known Zoom clone as its home-grown videoconf tool of choice

(2020/08/21)

Alappuzha's Techgentsia Software has a golden ticket for government work

Tired: Cheap space launch outfits. Wired: Software-and-data-as-a-service for cheap space launch outfits

(2020/08/21)

Japan’s iSpace has put itself in the second column but also plans lunar landers of its own

Alibaba and its cloud are growing like a weed, but the cloud is losing money

(2020/08/21)

‘Fluid situation’ with USA not overly worrying CEO, who says company will comply with any new rules

Space station update: Mystery tiny but growing air leak sparks search for hole

(2020/08/21)

Terror at 1,340,000 feet – if this was anything to truly worry about right now

What legacy is IBM really shooting for? Cheating its own salespeople out of millions? Here we go again, allegedly

(2020/08/20)

Big Blue insists commission 'adjustments' aren't caps

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age
brings wisdom.
-- H. L. Mencken