ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Infor pays UK construction retailer Travis Perkins £4.2m settlement following cancelled upgrade of 'Sellotape and elastic bands' ERP system

(2020/09/14)

Great, back to the '80s green-screens

IBM calls for US export bans on facial recognition tech including cameras and big iron

(2020/09/14)

‘Certain foreign governments’ can’t be allowed to conduct mass surveillance

UK and Japan agree to free trade deal that excludes data localisation requirements

(2020/09/14)

Template for post-Brexit bilateral deals excludes algorithmic disclosures too

US military takes aim at 2024 for human-versus-AI aircraft dogfights. Have we lost that loving feeling for Top Gun?

(2020/09/14)

Software fighter pilots could bring a whole new meaning to 'crash and burn'

IBM made ‘top-down’ efforts to fire older workers, says US employment discrimination watchdog

(2020/09/14)

Then hired some of them back on lower wages

Vinyl sales top CDs for the first time in decades in America, streaming rules

(2020/09/14)

Party like it’s 1986 when the Walkman craze put cassettes on top of the charts

Nvidia to acquire Arm for $40bn, promises to keep its licensing business alive

(2020/09/14)

UK to remain HQ as combined companies eye off cloud-to-edge AI stack

ByteDance rebuffs Microsoft's TikTok purchase proposal

(2020/09/14)

Redmond wishes good luck to whoever gets to fix TikTok's security and fake news problems - which may be Oracle as a host not an operator

NASA is sending two small hand-luggage suitcase-sized spacecraft into the void to study binary asteroids

(2020/09/12)

Janus mission seeks solution to orbiting space rocks in the Solar System

Don't pay the ransom, mate. Don't even fix a price, say Australia's cyber security bods

(2020/09/12)

Better yet - do the basics and your systems won't get encrypted in the first place

VMware staff in Silicon Valley can leave a pandemic, wildfire-ridden zone – if they're willing to accept less pay

(2020/09/12)

What's that? You want to breathe clean air? Tough luck then

Oracle customers caught in the cross-hairs of Larry’s 'interesting dynamic'

(2020/09/11)

But playboy CTO and Big Red plays to Wall Street types with slick sales patter

Cops called to Singapore golf club after 'wrongdoers' use scripts to book popular timeslots

(2020/09/11)

'May constitute a possible breach of the Computer Misuse and Cybersecurity Act'

Microsoft tweaks the editor. Reg news desk is fine – it's just the Visual Studio Code August update

(2020/09/11)

Avoid bloated pulls thanks to more formatting smarts

NASA puts an Astrobee to work sweeping the ISS. Yep, floating cube good at taking pics and hanging around....

(2020/09/11)

... but humans still needed to fix the 'Hygiene Compartment'

Climb every mountain, wsl --mount every Linux disk in latest Windows Preview

(2020/09/11)

But beware last week's update: WSL borkage may await ye with sharp, pointy Element Not Found errors

Microsoft releases kernel for unique (but critically panned) Surface Duo phone

(2020/09/11)

Special source poured into GitHub

How about a lovely processor thermal trip? Hot day in Italy brings out the banking bork

(2020/09/11)

The only lockdown excursion we'll be taking - courtesy of some heated hardware

Stop asking for Amazon, Google and Microsoft cloud with 'no justification': US Library of Congress told to drop its 'brand-name'-tastic RFP

(2020/09/11)

Oracle wins protest after agency failed to get it kicked out for not being a reseller

QR-code based contact-tracing app brings 'defining moment' for UK’s 'world beating' test and trace system

(2020/09/11)

Remember when The Reg told you in 2012 that they were taking over?

Conference, n.:
A special meeting in which the boss gathers subordinates to hear
what they have to say, so long as it doesn't conflict with what
he's already decided to do.