ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

UK ISP TalkTalk confirms it will MullMull go-private takeover offer valuing it at £1.1bn

(2020/10/08)

Nobody expects the Telco Consolidation

NHS England offers £15m to AI firms for software that helps with stroke victims' treatment as COVID-19 stretches service

(2020/10/08)

Raising inevitable concerns over protection of patient data

Apple's T2 custom secure boot chip is not only insecure, it cannot be fixed without replacing the silicon

(2020/10/08)

Which means your new Mac is vulnerable to 'evil maid' attacks, if that's something you worry about

All it took was a global pandemic confining millions to their homes to remind businesses how much they appreciate the IT crowd

(2020/10/08)

No, not the TV show, as great as it is. You, silly!

Britain should have binned Huawei 5G kit years ago to cuddle up with Trump, says Parliamentary committee

(2020/10/08)

Plus: MPs call for more OpenRAN-based work in UK

Tableau continues to pursue monogamish marriage a year after Salesforce nuptials

(2020/10/08)

Sure, Salesforce is our main squeeze but we're open to suggestions

Heads up: From 2022, all new top-end Arm Cortex-A CPU cores for phones, slabtops will be 64-bit-only, snub 32-bit

(2020/10/08)

LDMIA sp!, {die, die, die}

Typical. Museum of London Docklands display would be ready to set sail were it not for no-show cast member

(2020/10/08)

A fascinating exhibition of historic artefacts – and that's just the obsolete software

Chef leaves a bad taste: Staff cut in 'horrid, bleak' week after Progress swallows DevOps darling for $220m

(2020/10/08)

And new boss beams: 'Actually, business has been going well ... We are not expecting a downturn'

Optane Persistent Memory vs Optane SSDs – confused? Then read on

(2020/10/08)

More boosts per buck

It's in their DNA: Nobel Prize in chemistry goes to pioneers of the CRISPR gene-editing tool

(2020/10/08)

Emmanuelle Charpentier, Jennifer Doudna will split $1m+ winnings

UK privacy watchdog wraps up probe into Cambridge Analytica and... it was all a little bit overblown, no?

(2020/10/08)

Sure, millions of profile pages slurped via dodgy Facebook API though it didn't actually affect anything, it seems

ICANN begs Europe: Please fill in the blanks on this half-assed GDPR-compliant Whois we came up with

(2020/10/08)

We can’t get our community to agree, perhaps you’ll do our job for us?

After ten years, the Google vs Oracle API copyright mega-battle finally hit the Supreme Court – and we listened in

(2020/10/07)

Don’t worry, it’s only the future of software development at stake

Yes, it's down again: Microsoft's Office 365 takes yet another mid-week tumble, Azure also unwell

(2020/10/07)

Come back, Word 97, all is forgiven

Amazon tells ISPs: I can be your Eero, baby. I can ease your Wi-Fi pain. I will block bad sites forever...

(2020/10/07)

Sorry, EnrEcho Ringlesias couldn't come up with a suitable last line

Teracube whips out cheap, fixable phone with removable battery and four-year warranty

(2020/10/07)

Crowdsourced firm will be hoping you repair it yourself rather than rely on its incredibly generous policy

DDN: The elephant in the big data storage room

(2020/10/07)

New class of very large enterprise workloads plays to its strengths

Death of the PC? Do me a favour, says Lenovo bigwig: 'I'm expecting the biggest growth in a decade... for 2021'

(2020/10/07)

Exec adopts a build-and-they-will-come mentality

A freshly formed English council waves £18m at UK tech industry, asks: Can somebody design and run pretty much everything for us?

(2020/10/07)

The IT services wish list is about what you'd expect from an 18-month-old

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