ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Microsoft fixes the thing it broke via another dose of out-of-band patching to deal with BSOD printing problems

(2021/03/16)

It's already a great week at Redmond

Russia, China say anyone will be able to use their south pole Moon base for 'peaceful' science and exploration

(2021/03/16)

Researchers to bask in 100+ days of continuous sunlight

Ex-asylum seeker with infosec degree loses discrimination claim against UK cyber range provider after storming out

(2021/03/16)

'It had nothing whatsoever to do with the claimant's country of birth', rules Employment Tribunal

Millimetre-sized masses: Physics boffins measure smallest known gravitational field (so far)

(2021/03/16)

Tiny golden balls may help unravel mysteries of nature's weakest force at a quantum level

Burgers, birds, and Blue Screens of Death: Remember the joys of commuting?

(2021/03/16)

Bork terminates at London Victoria

Desperate Nominet chairman claims member vote to fire him would spark British government intervention

(2021/03/16)

Last-ditch effort to win votes comes one week from .uk operator's EGM

Citrix preps ‘Project Bifrost’ to make cloud-to-cloud moves a rainbow ride

(2021/03/16)

Offline access for Virtual Apps and Desktops also in the works

OK, Google: Unshackled from Windows, Edge team is free to follow where Chromium leads

(2021/03/16)

Microsoft's new browser dials up the release cadence

Feel like it’s time to rebuild? Then it’s time to join us at our Continuous Lifecycle Online

(2021/03/16)

The best in DevOps, Containers and CI/CD, at a venue of your choice

Beijing pressures Alibaba to offload media assets, including Hong Kong's top newspaper

(2021/03/16)

South China Morning Post's ownership up in the air as HK democracy erodes further

Good news: An end is in sight for the COVID-19 pandemic. Bad news: Nitrogen dioxide pollution is on the up as life returns to normal

(2021/03/16)

Say goodbye to the lovely cleaner air we've been breathing for a year

Rupert and Zuck, sitting in a tree, P-A-Y-I-N-G

(2021/03/16)

Facebook signs deal to send cash to News Corporation’s Australian mastheads and Fox News wannabe

Google may slash Play developer fees in South Korea

(2021/03/16)

Reportedly dangles same deal as Apple’s for smaller devs, in one of the few markets it doesn’t utterly dominate

Space station dumps 2.9-ton battery pack to burn up in Earth's atmosphere after hardware upgrade

(2021/03/16)

In two to four years, and there's no danger, NASA tells The Reg

US govt indicted me because I make privacy tools, says crypto-chat app CEO accused of helping drug smugglers

(2021/03/16)

Sky Global’s Jean-Francois Eap denies any wrongdoing

Google's 'privacy-first' ad tech FLoC squawks when Chrome goes Incognito, says expert. Web giant disagrees

(2021/03/15)

Chocolate Factory still stomping bugs out of its bird-themed post-third-party-cookie features

If you liked AMD's Zen 2 Epyc server chips, you'll probably like its Zen 3 Milan processors

(2021/03/15)

Core counts and clock speed about the same though architecture work said to bring performance boost

Microsoft customers locked out of Teams, Office, Xbox, Dynamics – and Azure Active Directory breakdown blamed

(2021/03/15)

Redmond says gremlin identified tho rollback is taking longer than expected

Smart doorbells on business premises make your property more attractive to burglars, warns researcher

(2021/03/15)

Spend your cash on real locks, advises Cranfield University

Xiaomi didn't turn the glue up to 11 on its new Mi flagship, but still gets low marks for repairability

(2021/03/15)

Yep. Gadget botherers had to haul out a 'specialist tool'

Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion (love).
-- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar", stardate 5725.6