ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Yahoo! and! AOL! sold! for! $5bn! as! Verizon! abandons! media! empire! dreams!

(2021/05/03)

They! may! take! the! exclamation! point! but! they! will! never! take! our! headlines!

Ex Netflix IT ops boss pocketed $500k+ in bribes before awarding millions in tech contracts

(2021/05/03)

Pay-to-play bungs required to do business with video-streaming giant

It’s the year of the Virtual Desktop again … but this time really is different

(2021/05/03)

Join us and Nutanix online this week and find out why

Ingenuity Mars Helicopter cleared for further, farther, flying after landing on 117-second fourth flight

(2021/05/03)

Vehicle to enter 'operations demonstration phase'. Meanwhile SpaceX’s first crew return mission also sticks the landing

Terminal trickery, or how to improve a novel immeasurably

(2021/05/03)

When contractors go bored: Stuffing the timesheet with shenanigans

Boomi busts out of Dell with $4bn sale to pair of private equiteers

(2021/05/03)

It’s a cloudy world and Dell has now offloaded almost all its software assets

Bitcoin is ‘disgusting and contrary to the interests of civilization’ says famed investor Charlie Munger

(2021/05/03)

Berkshire Hathaway’s annual Q&A also smashed Robinhood, tweaked Elon Musk, fawned over Apple

China cracks down on ‘excessive’ user data harvesting, gives 33 apps ten days to clean up their acts

(2021/05/03)

Alibaba, Tencent and Baidu among those in strife

More than 1,000 humans fail to beat AI contender in top crossword battle

(2021/05/01)

Plus: Deepfake satellite images and Google fails to cite relevant research in its own large language model paper

Octopath Traveler: Love letter to JRPG golden age has great combat but retro graphics highlight the genre's tedium

(2021/05/01)

You sure have to press 'A' a lot

Lambda School, a coding bootcamp that takes a cut of your next tech salary, now takes a 30% cut in staff

(2021/05/01)

Plus: Workers axed at '$4bn' Patreon, techies walk away from Basecamp

NYPD puts down $94k robot canine contract after outcry

(2021/05/01)

Digidog will be returned to its Boston Dynamics owners

Intel laid me off for being too old, engineer claims in lawsuit

(2021/04/30)

'If you think age is an advantage in this job, you are mistaken'

Google to ban emoji, deceptive marketing, and ALL CAPS from Play Store metadata later this year

(2021/04/30)

The spotty 13-year old app shack finally growing up? Better late than never

Palantir co-founder, CEO Alexander Karp gets $1.1bn bumper payday in IPO year

(2021/04/30)

Sometimes the love of ICE and UK.gov is not enough

Infrastructure cloud market $11bn higher than a year ago as AWS and Microsoft get fatter and fatter

(2021/04/30)

Two words: Digital transformation. Stop gagging. It's about how we learned to love the cloud

Bill to protect UK against harmful foreign investment becomes law

(2021/04/30)

Act gives government powers to scrutinise, alter, and block transactions where there is a risk to national security

UK watchdog would cease to enforce data protection law if Supreme Court sided with Google, its lawyer tells judges

(2021/04/30)

Plus: Anti-Chocolate Factory campaign says it'll collect all the class-action damages, thank you

Happy Friday? Darktrace gets 40 per cent boost on London IPO debut

(2021/04/30)

AI infosec start-up avoids same opening day peril as Deliveroo

Streaming mad: EC charges Apple with abuse of dominance, distorting competition in Spotify case

(2021/04/30)

If found guilty, Cupertino could have to cough over $27bn

Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...