ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Protip: If Joe Public reports that your kit is broken, maybe check that it is actually broken

(2021/05/14)

Because now you have a bill to replace all these perfectly functional devices

South Korea creates $451bn semiconductor stimulus package

(2021/05/14)

Samsung and SK Hynix singled out as nation tries to become a titan

An actress, an internet billionaire, and Tom Cruise walk into a space station ... not necessarily at the same time

(2021/05/14)

It's Space Race 2 for Russia and America

RIP Spencer Silver: Inventor of the Post-it Note, aka the office password reminder, dies

(2021/05/14)

Pen and sticky paper still a great analog productivity hack

Cloudflare launches campaign to ‘end the madness’ of CAPTCHAs

(2021/05/14)

Testing dongle-driven ‘Cryptographic Attestation of Personhood’ and WebAuthn as alternative

Alibaba Cloud growth slows after mystery international customer - maybe ByteDance - quits over ‘non-product related’ factors

(2021/05/14)

First loss as a listed company thanks to Beijing’s $2.8bn antitrust fine

Italian monopoly watchdog asks Google to cough up a few euros for illegally blocking an Android Auto app

(2021/05/14)

Web giant tells us it's considering its response to €100m fine demand

Guy who wrote women are 'soft, weak, cosseted, naive' lasted about a month at Apple until internal revolt

(2021/05/13)

Ad tech engineer out after autobiography sparks protest – and what does this say about iGiant's hiring process?

Open-source developers under corporate pressure to adopt less-permissive licenses, Percona CEO says

(2021/05/13)

Cloud hyperscalers drive projects to slap restrictions on code use

You’re heading to the cloud – congratulations. Now, where’s your data?

(2021/05/13)

It’s the one lever you really need to get a grip on

Microsoft's cloud gets JAMstacked: Azure Static Web Apps greenlit for production

(2021/05/13)

JAM with a distinct whiff of Redmond, as you would expect

Ransomware victim Colonial Pipeline paid $5m to get oil pumping again, restored from backups anyway – report

(2021/05/13)

Anonymous sources get into war-by-media counterbriefing

Google Cloud and SpaceX buddy up to fling edgy data and cloud services via Starlink

(2021/05/13)

Sign-ups open in second half of 2021

Guido van Rossum aiming to make CPython 2x faster in 3.11

(2021/05/13)

'I got bored sitting at home while retired ... I chose to go back to my roots'

Take-home salary pay cut in 2021? Billionaire Michael Dell feels you, slices off most of own yearly pay

(2021/05/13)

Paid fraction of his fellow execs, though he is worth $50+bn (just don't mention tax)

Openreach slaps another 5 million premises on top of FTTP connection target, expects to pay 'minimal tax in the UK' over next few years

(2021/05/13)

We'll hire 7,000 to get it done by 2026, says boss

As Samsung breaks ground on new EUV semi foundry, SK Hynix mulls expanding its logic and contract fab businesses

(2021/05/13)

Analyst: 'Company may need to license 7nm and below process tech'

Colonial Pipeline was looking to hire cybersecurity manager before ransomware attack shut down operations

(2021/05/13)

Good luck to whoever got that gig

James Webb Space Telescope runs one last dress rehearsal for its massive golden mirrors before heading to launchpad

(2021/05/13)

A few final tests then it's bags packed for French Guiana – and about time too

Man paralyzed from neck down uses AI brain implants to write out text messages

(2021/05/13)

Read my blips

XXI:
It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
XXII:
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock,
not selling advice.
XXIII:
Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is
currently estimated.
XXIV:
The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an
established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most
costly action known to man.
XXV:
A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete
or a new canvas to an artist.
-- Norman Augustine