ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Atlassian’s new data collection policy protects rich customers while AI eats the rest

(2026/04/18)

From August 17, the outfit will collect customer metadata by default unless you pay for the top tier



Intel eases reliance on TSMC with 'Merica-made Core Series 3 processors

(2026/04/17)

Stripped-down Ultra for laptops and low-power edge boxes



Anthropic mocks up Claude Design to draft fancy new pink slips for marketing teams

(2026/04/17)

The bar for creating visual assets has been lowered to the ability to converse with a model



CISA tells feds to patch 13-year-old Apache ActiveMQ bug under active attack

(2026/04/17)

Bug hiding in plain sight for over a decade lands on KEV list



Opsec oopsie: Dutch navy frigate location outed by mailing it a Bluetooth tracker

(2026/04/17)

Or, how public information and a €5 tracker exposed an avoidable opsec lapse



Users complain that UK Azure is having capacity problems

(2026/04/17)

We hear Sweden is lovely place for workloads to visit



Microsoft closes book on rogue Windows Server 2025 upgrades

(2026/04/17)

Starts new one on boot loops



NASA gets the ball rolling on its part in Europe's jinxed Mars rover mission

(2026/04/17)

Rosalind Franklin moving again, though another budget cut looms



Attention data hoarders: Alexa loses its Plex appeal as voice feature gets canned

(2026/04/17)

Users who stream their own media files ticked off as Plex warns Alexa skill will die on June 15



Locked-out iPhone user tells The Reg that Apple is scrambling to fix character flaw passcode bug

(2026/04/17)

University student says he plans to move to Android, but concedes iOS engineers acting fast



Would you like fries with that terminal?

(2026/04/17)

Bork!Bork!Bork! Jack might be on Track, but the order screen certainly isn't



Capita won disastrous UK pensions gig after acing performance checks

(2026/04/17)

Top civil servant tells MPs bid was strong on quality and value for money



Support tech caught by 'Technician Aura': the bug that only hides when you're watching

(2026/04/17)

On Call All that kit, and the fix was simply stepping aside



Claude Opus wrote a Chrome exploit for $2,283

(2026/04/17)

Pause your Mythos panic because mainstream models anyone can use already pick holes in popular software



IOWN Global Forum targets datacenter interconnects to scatter AI infrastructure

(2026/04/17)

Fast WAN consortium thinks neoclouds are ripe for hookups



Cisco Wi-Fi boxes are filling their disks with 5MB of undeletable data every day

(2026/04/17)

Fix for critical flaw is an OS update you may not be able to make because the junk data uses all memory



IPv6 carried half of internet traffic – for one day, according to Google

(2026/04/17)

We're not half way there, we're still livin' on a prayer



Anthropic won't own MCP 'design flaw' putting 200K servers at risk, researchers say

(2026/04/17)

Bug or feature?



Mozilla throws Thunderbolt at enterprise AI providers

(2026/04/16)

Client connects to deepset's Haystack platform



NodeWeaver says its perpetual licensing beats VMware’s perpetual price hikes

(2026/04/16)

'I think you can run this thing on a potato,' NodeWeaver CTO Alan Conboy said.



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