ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

RISE with SAP struggles to gain purchase with German-speaking users

(2022/03/24)

Investment sentiment for S/4HANA drops off while public cloud hosting only two per cent of environments


IT outage at Scotland's Heriot-Watt University enters second week

(2022/03/24)

Multiple systems remain down as spokesperson confirms 'security incident' was cyber attack


Thailand bans use of crypto for payments

(2022/03/24)

Regulators worry about financial stability if binary Baht spread


RIP: Creators of the GIF and TRS-80

(2022/03/24)

Thank you, Stephen E. Wilhite for your seminal image format, and John Roach for your pioneering microcomputer


Public-sector tech trends for 2022

(2022/03/24)

Civica shares seven key trends to inspire more innovative public services now and in the future


Check Point spreads AI goodness throughout its security portfolio

(2022/03/24)

Evolving threat environment means preventative AI – and SmartNICs – are needed to improve protection


ServiceNow jumps into RPA with imminent 'San Diego' release

(2022/03/24)

Will bring bots to workflow users, perhaps not with the same precision RPA specialists muster


Toshiba shareholders reject split plan and private sale

(2022/03/24)

Back to the drawing board for company plagued by years of scandals


Tencent Cloud ends pursuit of 'revenue growth at all costs'

(2022/03/24)

Plans more SaaS and PaaS, and to stop selling IaaS at a loss


China’s cloud spend to more than triple in four years

(2022/03/24)

25 per cent CAGR will see $87 billion a year spent by 2026, says Canalys


F-Secure spins out new enterprise security business: WithSecure

(2022/03/24)

CEO tells The Reg of new branding ahead of Finnish vendor's corporate split


Sealed, confidential IBM files in age-discrimination case now public to all

(2022/03/24)

Big Blue efforts to protect sensitive docs thwarted by mass of litigants


Intel boss presses Congress for manufacturing subsidies

(2022/03/24)

Gelsinger also confirms he's ended multi-billion share-buyback scheme


Nvidia CEO: We're open to Intel making our chips

(2022/03/24)

Matching TSMC is not for the faint of heart, though, Huang warns


VMware fixes command injection, file upload flaws in Carbon Black security tool

(2022/03/24)

Miscreants can exploit these to make a bad situation much worse


US says Russian ran online marketplace of stolen logins

(2022/03/23)

Cyber-souk offered bundle deals of account access and credit card info, says Uncle Sam


IBM powers up cloud service for managing crypto keys

(2022/03/23)

As in encryption, not coins, thankfully


Nestlé says it leaked its own test data, not Anonymous

(2022/03/23)

Have a break, don't have any more KitKat, junk food giant also tells Russia


US, Canada to figure out rules on cops and Feds accessing people's data across borders

(2022/03/23)

Agreement could simplify demands for potential evidence, leaves real-time surveillance unaddressed


It takes big business to make Nvidia's Omniverse tangible

(2022/03/23)

Amazon, Pepsi, Siemens and more go for digitally twinned ops


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"You say there are two types of people?"
"Yes, those who separate people into two groups and those that don't."
"Wrong. There are three groups:
Those who separate people into three groups.
Those who don't separate people into groups.
Those who can't decide."
"Wait a minute, what about people who separate people into two groups?"
"Oh. Okay, then there are four groups."
"Aren't you then separating people into four groups?"
"Yeah."
"So then there's a fifth group, right?"
"You know, the problem is these idiots who can't make up their minds."