ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

False-flag cyberattacks a red line for nation-states, says Mandiant boss

(2022/05/07)

NSA director says he doesn't know of a 'big one' that was successful



FTC says Frontier lied about its internet speeds amid $8.5m settlement

(2022/05/07)

Telco 'ripped off customers by charging high-speed prices for slow service', says watchdog



Revealed: Intel's plan to sell software simplifying computer vision training

(2022/05/07)

Exclusive Sonoma Creek to target non-AI experts, according to docs seen by El Reg



Amazon to spend $12b on five more datacenters in Oregon

(2022/05/06)

You have died of dystopia



Google Docs crashed when fed 'And. And. And. And. And.'

(2022/05/06)

Cloud grammar police more Keystone Kops



Cryptocurrency laundromat Blender shredded by US Treasury in sanctions first

(2022/05/06)

Helping North Korea? Uncle Sam would like a word



Clustered Pi Picos made to run original Transputer code

(2022/05/06)

Parallel retrocomputing project of the week, er, month, no, year



Alibaba opens up code for federated learning platform

(2022/05/06)

Claims FederatedScope is easy to use and keeps training data private



Nvidia pays $5.5m to settle SEC charges of shoddy cryptomining disclosures

(2022/05/06)

GPU giant accused of obscuring its impact on gaming segment in 2017



Teradata to take $60m hit for withdrawal from Russia

(2022/05/06)

Calls time on interactions and services with customers, including state-owned bank Sberbank



Fedora backs down on removing BIOS support… for now

(2022/05/06)

The PC world is not yet ready for all UEFI all the time



Legacy IT to blame for UK's inflexible benefits system

(2022/05/06)

Government department struggles with 30-year-old applications



Germany makes new move to attract chip manufacturers

(2022/05/06)

$14.7b in state aid on offer for companies to set up shop in the country



RAD Basic – the Visual Basic 7 that never was – releases third alpha

(2022/05/06)

Spend your weekend wallowing in the good old days



European tech businesses cool on China due to coronavirus lockdowns

(2022/05/06)

Oops. Beijing wants zero COVID, not zero foreign investment



Google Cloud hopes to woo factories with its usual fare: Analytics and AI

(2022/05/06)

A different kind of assembly language



Was Nokia's Microsoft switch deal win a reward for SONiC contributions?

(2022/05/06)

Supply-chain constraints and code for network OS played a role, analyst tells El Reg



BT wins £26m extension on NI Oracle finance system project

(2022/05/06)

Updated UK IT service provider sees contract value more than double 20 years after first work on system



Switch off the mic if it makes you feel better – it'll make no difference

(2022/05/06)

Something for the Weekend Treat all those micro-phonies like so many spies in the wire



AWS allows a Lenovo server to play in its on-prem AI video cloud

(2022/05/06)

Nvidia-powered ThinkEdge SE70 gets a view of the Panorama CCTV booster



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-- John Stark, movie review