ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

PyTorch gets lit under The Linux Foundation

(2022/09/12)

Independent management aims to ensure openness and transparency



Google Cloud closes $5.4b Mandiant acquisition

(2022/09/12)

Now it's really got all eyes on you



Former Digital Realty datacenter reborn as urban farmstead

(2022/09/12)

No, the devil's lettuce isn't on the menu



SAP to increase support fees in January to offset inflation costs

(2022/09/12)

Maintenance and software installation prices heading north for range of agreements



Security pros get ability to manually add incidents to Microsoft Sentinel

(2022/09/12)

*Tappity tappity* Yes the NSA's on the phone. Well maybe the automated log check didn't pick it up yet, Chad!



Software fees to make up 10% of John Deere's revenues by 2030

(2022/09/12)

1.5 million machines and half a billion acres of land connected to the John Deere Operations Center within a matter of years



Academic publishers turn to AI software to catch bad scientists doctoring data

(2022/09/12)

High level of image duplication in a single paper is a sign of cheating



Apple warned by US lawmakers over using Chinese YMTC chips in new iPhone

(2022/09/12)

Calm down - it's potentially only meant for units sold in China



With its Ohio fab under way, Intel's next challenge: Keeping its promises

(2022/09/12)

Interview The chipmaker not only needs to find nearly 10,000 workers, it has to deliver a competitive product



Atos investor says turnaround plan 'too ambitious and complicated'

(2022/09/12)

Sycamore Asset Management: Outsourcer 'badly run' with 'profit margin,' growth 'below industry averages'



Brain-inspired chips promise ultra-efficient AI, so why aren’t they everywhere?

(2022/09/12)

Interview It's not because our AI overlords aren't keen on the idea



Want to know the future of FOSS? You can look it up in a database

(2022/09/12)

Opinion If you make it here, you can make it anywhere



Boffins build microphone safety kit to detect eavesdroppers

(2022/09/12)

TickTock mic lock won't work on Apple



Chemical plant taken offline by the best one of all: C8H10N4O2

(2022/09/12)

Who, Me? Who doesn't like a cup of coffee? Anything electrical, that's who



China discovers unknown mineral on the moon, names it Changesite-(Y)

(2022/09/12)

Helium-3 also draws excitement as future fusion energy source



Hybrid work not working? Try building an 'intraverse' to fix it, says Gartner

(2022/09/12)

It’s the mutant offspring of an intranet and a metaverse and even if it flops, you'll get some kudos



Retbleed fix slugs Linux VM performance by up to 70 percent

(2022/09/12)

VMware ran tests on kernel 5.19 and saw some nasty numbers. Meanwhile progress on version 6.0 is steady



India's IT services exports top $150 billion for the first time, US and UK are biggest buyers

(2022/09/12)

Asia In Brief PLUS: APAC IT spend grows at over 5 percent; China's pop-up clampdown; Pakistan VPN exemptions; and more!



VMware has clouded the SmartNIC market, not created it

(2022/09/11)

Analysis Virtzilla has built itself an island. Important players aren't welcome to visit and might go elsewhere



Draft EU AI Act regulations could have a chilling effect on open-source software

(2022/09/11)

In-brief Plus: New MLPerf inference results, and artists finds terrifying AI-generated face haunting images



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An elderly couple were flying to their Caribbean hideaway on a chartered plane
when a terrible storm forced them to land on an uninhabited island. When
several days passed without rescue, the couple and their pilot sank into a
despondent silence. Finally, the woman asked her husband if he had made his
usual pledge to the United Way Campaign.
"We're running out of food and water and you ask *that*?" her husband
barked. "If you really need to know, I not only pledged a half million but
I've already paid them half of it."
"You owe the U.W.C. a *quarter million*?" the woman exclaimed
euphorically. "Don't worry, Harry, they'll find us! They'll find us!"