ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Queen's shooting star was actually meteor, not SpaceX junk

(2022/09/16)

Video Expert tells El Reg : 'It was unusual, a geometrical curiosity'



Eastern European org hit by second record-smashing DDoS attack

(2022/09/16)

Cough, cough, U, cough, kraine



EU puts smart device manufacturers on the hook for cyber security

(2022/09/16)

Requires five years of patching, 24 hour incident reporting, and proper security … for starters



China can destroy US space assets, Space Force ops nominee warns

(2022/09/16)

Wants swarms of small satellites that are harder to destroy – and outsourcing to improve cybersecurity



Uber reels from 'security incident' in which cloud systems seemingly hijacked

(2022/09/16)

Updated AWS and G Suite admin accounts likely popped, HackerOne bug bounty page hit, and more



US border cops harvest info from citizens' phones, build massive database

(2022/09/16)

Texts, contacts, call logs, photos, and more centrally stored for years without a warrant in sight



California Governor signs child privacy law requiring online age checks

(2022/09/16)

Get ready for face scans, expanded surveillance, violated rights, and more, say critics



Merge shifts Ethereum to full proof-of-stake, price slumps

(2022/09/15)

Power consumption plummets, too, so there's that



Upstart claims its chips beat Nvidia's A100 on AI oomph

(2022/09/15)

That's nice, but what about Nv's H100?



We should give Taiwan $4.5b to protect chip fabs from China, say US senators

(2022/09/15)

Gotta keep those phone processors and GPUs coming, folks



Biden administration to dole out $900m for electric vehicle infrastructure

(2022/09/15)

34 states and Puerto Rico sharing pot to fund chargers along interstate highways



Food security group, Linux Foundation working on crop data standard

(2022/09/15)

'Sharing of agricultural data can help develop solutions to some of the food system's most pressing challenges'



Testing of Starlink internet under way in Antarctica

(2022/09/15)

Bandwidth-starved researchers rejoice



Ex-Broadcom engineer asks for house arrest over IP theft

(2022/09/15)

Admits guilt, but claims he took files to jog his memory, afraid he'd not keep up with 'younger engineers'



Microsoft Outlook sends users back to 1930 with (very) mini-Millennium-Bug glitch

(2022/09/15)

Planes unlikely to fall out of sky after December 31, 2029, El Reg can confirm



Former Cisco boss launches upstart to rattle old employer's cage

(2022/09/15)

John Chambers' Nile wants to remove humans from network management



Samsung investing $5b in efforts to be carbon neutral by 2050

(2022/09/15)

That's quite the challenge to neutralize – making chips and electronics is hardly ecofriendly



Iran steps up its cybercrime game and Uncle Sam punches back

(2022/09/15)

Criminal charges, more sanctions, and a $10m bounty, oh my



Microsoft rolls out stealthy updates for 365 Apps

(2022/09/15)

Good thing Redmond has a brilliant track record with patches



Former Newport Wafer Fab owner linked to buyback from China's Nexperia

(2022/09/15)

If you think customers were impatient before, this report won't soothe their worries



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