Microsoft's bad obsession is showing up in shabby services and slipshod software. Here's proof
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The first course is the signature dish of Microsoft's code cuisine, Pâté de Foul AI, in which AI is force-fed down our necks much as geese have tubes stuck down theirs to make Pâté de Foie Gras. This is not good news for the geese, but in GitHub's case it's not much good for Microsoft either. Its effusive over-offer is proving unsustainable and [3]it has had to introduce rationing . It's all a bit of a mess, especially for a Big Tech outfit that claims intimate knowledge of developers and of AI.
GitHub says sorry and vows to do better as uptime slips and devs complain [4]READ MORE
The second course is less than gourmet. GitHub is turning up late and cold. One of GitHub's biggest fans, Hashicorp co-founder Mitchell Hashimoto, says that the platform is [5]now so unreliable due to daily outages it can't be considered as safe for production. This is much more significant than it seems on the surface. Hashimoto is a five star code chef, serving up unusual yet delicious dishes in unlikely genres, such as terminal software with elegant and useful innovations.
Hashimoto is also a huge fan of one of GitHub's less obvious, under-rated and critical roles, that of educational resource. Its use to train AI is controversial, but its use to train humans should be noisily celebrated. Open source can claim significance in part because it makes textbooks of techniques and solved problems that anyone can read. This is terrific for the health and growth of the talent we need to make progress in the digital realm — but only if those textbooks can be found, accessed and searched.
GitHub is the global library for that. It's also the industry standard for collaboration, source control, and moving projects between organizations. Those who had to do such things before Git and GitHub existed will shudder at the remembered pain of those days, and if that was all GitHub did it would still be an essential service for everyone. It isn't. It is all those things and a pillar of digital culture as well. Whatever Microsoft thought it was buying when it bought GitHub, it was also buying that responsibility.
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To be fair, it has mostly honored that. It hasn't absorbed and dismembered it, rolled it into a badly compromised component of some existing strategy, or sacked everyone and shut things down. None of these is an uncommon fate for a previously successful product post-acquisition. To date, GitHub has prospered, ostensibly on its own terms. Now, something tastes rotten.
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When a previously reliable service becomes flaky, the reasons are lack of resources or the loss of knowledge. Give the right people the right tools and the right budget, and let them get on with it. Assuming there's enough money, this happens with the right management and it makes things work. It does not happen with the wrong management, in which case it is difficult or impossible to stop bad things happening. Bad things are happening in GitHub. QED, baby.
[9]Apple's chips are the core of a new landscape, but its biggest win is Windows
[10]Calling out corporate BS? There's a steaming pile to aim for
[11]Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems
[12]Whatever legitimate places AI has, inside an OS ain't one
Bad management doesn't have to be the immediate management of a project or division, as structural rot can set in anywhere and make its way like a fungus up and down the org chart. There is certainly plenty of evidence that a pathological fixation on AI is appropriating resources and managerial mindspace with consequent opportunity costs and neglect elsewhere. You can sum up that business gibble-gabble in six words: [13]Windows is an agentic operating system
Further proof that Microsoft is a long way from giving the right people the right tools is that it is encouraging the right people to [14]leave the company, paying engineers to go away. Voluntary redundancy is a poisonous draught with a long and bitter aftertaste. It encourages the best people to go first, as they have the best chance of finding well-paid employment elsewhere. You're left with those who lack the talent or confidence in themselves, in an intellectually impoverished workplace, often with an increased workload and tasks for which they lack experience. They may not last long either.
Microsoft may actually believe that its own AI will pick up the slack. There's evidence that it believes this, and evidence it isn't true. Even the best AI in the world can't help you if you're asking the wrong questions and ignoring the right answer.
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The pressure from outside to take those users away is building, with impeccably functional alternatives all across the stack and governments flicking lit matches into accelerants like [16]digital sovereignty .
Letting GitHub get sick is a terrible advertisement for a company complacent about user confidence. The recipe doesn't taste good. One day, the only thing left on the menu may be toast. ®
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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/26/windows_second_chance_setup/
[2] https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/24/remote_desktop_security_beefed_up/
[3] https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/28/microsofts_github_shifts_to_metered/
[4] https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/29/github_says_sorry_and_says/
[5] https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/29/mitchell_hashimoto_ghostty_quitting_github/
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[9] https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/07/opinion_column_apple_vs_microsoft/
[10] https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/23/corporate_bs_opinion/
[11] https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/16/opinon_column_age_verification/
[12] https://www.theregister.com/2025/12/02/agentic_os_opinion/
[13] https://www.theregister.com/2025/12/08/microsoft_windows_insiders_agentic_future/
[14] https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/24/microsoft_seeks_quality_improvements_by/
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[16] https://www.theregister.com/2025/12/22/europe_gets_serious_about_cutting/
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Quite frankly I don't see why any of this would surprise anyone. This was always going to happen when MICROS~1 acquired Github. Before the acquisition they had little or nothing to do with Github. Github was only used by developers of FOSS products that competed with Redmond's strangely expensive offerings. From the moment Redmond got its claws into Github, Github was doomed.
I could include a long list of products and businesses here that MICROS~1 acquired and then either killed instantly or let die slowly, but we all know them, so I won't bore you with redundancy. Github is simply the last in that list.
Toast?
If there's toast on the menu, all I can say is "Yes please!"
Microsoft has been a predatory monopolist for decades rather than a true innovator. If "AI" is the stick which breaks the camel's back, the schadenfreude will huge.
Enshittification at multiple levels
They are trying to shove unwanted stuff down your throat and then will require you to pay to get rid of what you do not want.Then, when you think you can control it, they will again take all your behavioural data and train an LLM with your procedural working where the opt-out is hidden under three layers of legalese and uses so many layered negations that any answer will be opt-in. Meanwhile, they will add more unwanted stuff you need to pay for to get rid of.
This is not about providing a service. It is about vendor lock-in, extraction of money with least effort and a middle finger you get for free (*) .
(*) but if you actually look at the finger you'll receive an invoice for picturesque services rendered
Well said
No hyperbole, no sensational remarks, no snark.
Just the cold, hard truth. One that, increasingly, it appears that all people in position of power intend to ignore.
Well you can ignore the truth for a while, but it will come back and bite you in the ass. And the higher up you are, the harder the bite will be.
The pigeons are coming home to roost, Redmond, and it ain't gonna be pretty.
And you deserve all the shit you're going to get.