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Microsoft fixes broken Windows update days after vowing fewer broken updates

(2026/03/23)


Microsoft has released an out-of-band update to resolve bugs introduced by a Windows patch just days after promising improved reliability.

The [1]fix , shipped over the weekend, addresses a Microsoft account issue caused by the March 2026 security update – the latest in a growing line of patches that themselves need patching.

The [2]glitch in question saw some users encounter a "no internet" error message when signing into Microsoft apps and services, despite having a working connection. Customers using Microsoft Entra ID for app authentication weren't affected.

[3]

Until the fix, Microsoft's advice amounted to "turn it off and on again and hope for the best", at least at the service level. Users were also warned to keep their internet connection stable, as a dropped connection would likely trigger the error again.

[4]

The out-of-band update includes everything in the March 10 Windows security update, as well as a fix for this particular issue.

[5]Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11

[6]Microsoft breaks Microsoft account sign-ins in Windows 11 with latest update

[7]Out-of-band getting out of hand as Microsoft pushes hotpatch for Bluetooth

[8]Microsoft points at Samsung after Galaxy app bug locks users out of C:\

The patch comes just a few days after Windows boss Pavan Davuluri [9]promised an era of reliability and stability for Microsoft's operating system, with a less scattered approach to implementing AI technologies such as Copilot.

Davuluri [10]acknowledged user frustration in November, meaning there were almost four months to ensure updates are being properly tested before release. And yet here we are.

He called 2026 the year of a more "intentional" approach to AI in Windows. Users downloading yet another out-of-band fix might prefer Microsoft focus on shipping code that works rather than piling on features. ®

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[1] https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/release-health/windows-message-center#3806

[2] https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/20/microsoft_account_not_working_have/

[3] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_software/oses&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2acFxtgj1xp6w_1XNxMkULgAAAIQ&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[4] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_software/oses&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44acFxtgj1xp6w_1XNxMkULgAAAIQ&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[5] https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/23/windows_quality_commitment/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/20/microsoft_account_not_working_have/

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/17/microsoft_bluetooth_hotpatch/

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/16/samsung_c_drive_windows/

[9] https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/23/windows_quality_commitment/

[10] https://www.theregister.com/2025/11/17/windows_agentic_os_feedback/

[11] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Copilot

FirstTangoInParis

“with a less scattered approach to implementing AI technologies such as Copilot.”

Edge: hold my beer.

lglethal

"Users were also warned to keep their internet connection stable..."

Yes because it's totally up to the User, if their ISP is flaky as f%&k.

I mean, I dont know about you, but I often think "You know what, today, I'm just going to f%&k around with my Router, switch it on and off a few times, change a few settings to screw things up, and you know just make my connection flaky and unstable. I think that will be fun!"

Microsoft coming out with verrrry useful advice once more...

Doctor Syntax

Not just the ISP. The router doesn't work too well when the power goes off.

IglooDame

And unfortunately even many people who think enough to put a UPS under their desk don't think to put a little one under their ISP's CPE kit.

Anonymous Coward

Yeah, I can see a non-technical user who's having trouble deciding to unplug it and plug it back in a few times.

We've been telling them to try that first for how long?

Prompt engineering

elsergiovolador

I guess the prompt is now: "No mistakes this time. I repeat, no mistakes. Please re-read the previous sentence. Remember no mistakes. NO MISTAKES!!! THIS TIME I AM SERIOUS!!!"

Re: Prompt engineering

Charlie Clark

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

If M$ made cars ...

ComicalEngineer

You've just taken the car in for an oil and filter change:

We've just fixed the flat tyre on your car but broken the windscreen wipers.

Then we fixed the wipers but broke the heater.

Now we've fixed the heater but you will need to jump start the car if you're facing uphill.

You could not make M$ up.

Re: If M$ made cars ...

FirstTangoInParis

As someone with a car that gets OTA software updates of quite a pervasive nature (eg I wouldn’t be able to unlock the car let alone drive it if there was a fsck up on the Microsoft scale), the updates are clearly getting a lot of QA attention. Long may this continue.

Re: If M$ made cars ...

lglethal

That sounds expensive. Just wait until the next time the company has a bad quarter...

Re: If M$ made cars ...

Gene Cash

Sounds like you do have experience with American "mechanics"

My parents used to take their vehicles to a guy that would change the oil, but thereafter, every time you put it in reverse, it would stall.

Blue Screen of Bleurgh

Has there been a week so far this year where there hasn't been a fuck up with 'Slop's updates?

Perhaps we should all party and celebrate for the week where W11 has actually stayed stable!

Is Windows just too fragile

mw_foot

Is it just too fragile. I doesn’t take much to break things.

I think this is the 3rd out of band patch this month.

This months CU won’t even download to my laptop.

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