You know something's wrong when Clippy fills you with nostalgia for simpler times
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The drawing was [1]posted on X earlier this week and was broadly welcomed by users. However, we suspect many were too young to remember the horror unleashed when the assistant turned up in Microsoft Office, replete with tips and suggestions for users to get the most out of the productivity suite.
Microsoft's latest foray into assistants, Copilot, shares much of the same intrusiveness as its predecessor from decades ago, except this time, the software biz is expecting users [2]to pay for the privilege of having their workflow interrupted by not-so-helpful suggestions.
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The sketch of Clippy was made in the latest version of Paint, which has itself failed to escape Microsoft's determination to heavily pepper its product line with generative AI. We used the Image Creator option to have Paint produce a drawing of Clippy from a text prompt, and the results were interesting.
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Clippy according to Image Creator in Paint – click to enlarge
Microsoft has made multiple attempts to bring assistants to Windows over the years – there was the disastrous Microsoft Bob from last century, Clippy and pals, and [5]Cortana . Copilot represents the latest effort, with its tentacles extending far deeper into the company's products than the previous incarnations.
[6]Why is Big Tech hellbent on making AI opt-out?
[7]Copilot invades Microsoft 365 Personal and Family for an extra three bucks a month
[8]Copilot pane as annoying as Clippy may pop up in Windows 11
[9]Clippy designer was too embarrassed to include him in his portfolio
However, while Copilot represents a technological step change, the assistant has not been universally welcomed. Criticism has dogged Microsoft's attempts to shoehorn the technology into Office Microsoft 365.
The Windows-maker has [10]rarely seen a rebrand it didn't like . Perhaps the outpouring of affection for the irritating paperclip might give the company pause for thought. In some quarters, Copilot has become a slightly toxic brand. But Clippy? What was once an annoying pop-up is now a beloved reminder of simpler times when assistants were added in a misguided attempt to help users rather than increase shareholder value.
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Clippy as the new name for Copilot? Probably not. But be careful what you wish for. ®
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[1] https://x.com/Windows/status/1886452087375995262
[2] https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/17/copilot_microsoft_365/
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[4] https://regmedia.co.uk/2025/02/05/clippyaccordingtopaint.png
[5] https://www.theregister.com/2014/04/02/windows_phone_8_1_with_cortana/
[6] https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/23/why_is_ai_optout/
[7] https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/17/copilot_microsoft_365/
[8] https://www.theregister.com/2024/03/05/copilot_update_windows_11_beta_build/
[9] https://www.theregister.com/2023/06/12/clippy_designer_embarrassed/
[10] https://www.theregister.com/2024/09/20/microsoft_windows_app/
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Re: Good Grief
I had it more as a wasp or more likely a hornet, but with quite similar sentiments.
Feh!
For truly unbridled horror bring back Microsoft Bob!
CoClippy
It looks like ...
Paperclip
Struggling to see how the text description included the word 'paperclip'.
Copilot is MUCH worse than Clippy - he only appeared in specific contexts rather than everywhere, and so far as I recall you could turn him off, which is pretty much impossible with Copilot.
You thought you could turn him off, but [1]he'll be back .
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4taIpALfAo
help users rather than increase shareholder value
It's always been about shareholder value. It's just that they weren't quite so desperate in Clippy's day.
Reptile?
I looks more like the head of a snake with fangs at the ready in order to paralyse you before consumption.
new name
Coprolite anyone?
-A.
"Copilot has become a slightly toxic brand"
Come on. It's never been anywhere near THAT welcome!
Good Grief
The AI impression of itself is as some kind of demonic tick, with fish-hooks for arms, with which to painfully latch on to you, never to be removed
Surely, the stuff of nightmares