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Microsoft's London 'Experience Center' packs up and goes home

(2025/01/27)


Microsoft is shuttering its only UK retail store, less than six years after the doors of the Oxford Circus location were first opened to the public.

El Reg [1]showed up with the rest of the public back in the halcyon days of 2019 to gawp at Microsoft's attempt to be as cool as Apple over three floors and 22,000 square feet.

Less than six years later, after transforming into an "Experience Center" for Microsoft's products, the software and cloud biz has elected to shut the space for good, with the final closure scheduled for February.

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A Microsoft spokesperson told The Register : "To better align with its focus on digital growth, Microsoft has decided to exit the lease at the Microsoft Experience Center in London early. We regularly review our locations and our workforce to ensure we are aligning to market opportunities and make changes to meet the demands of the business."

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In hindsight, the Oxford Circus store was doomed from the outset. Setting aside a dubious business case – Microsoft had spent the previous few years rolling back its consumer operations until little more than Microsoft 365 and Xbox remained – the following year, the pandemic arrived, swiftly locking the doors.

[4]'Is this Microsoft trying to be cool? Want to go to the Apple Store?' We checked out London's new retail extravaganza

[5]What's in store for Microsoft's US pop-up shops? Not much, they're being closed

[6]How do you like dem Windows, Apple? July opening for Microsoft's first store in Blighty

[7]Microsoft reveals details of flagship London store within spitting distance from Apple's

In 2020, Microsoft [8]shuttered its bricks-and-mortar operation worldwide , but London escaped the cut. Kind of. The store was resurrected as one of three "Microsoft Experience Centers," alongside sites in New York and Sydney, and reopened in July 2021.

The theory was that the Oxford Circus space could be used for business meetings or partner events. In 2021, an optimistic Microsoft spokesperson told The Register : "Our Microsoft Experience Centers were created to provide customers a way to experience our products in person. We use these spaces to test and experiment, and continue to evolve the experience based on customer feedback."

That evolution has been, it appears, to an early exit from the lease rather than the showcase for the company's products and services that was hoped for a few short years ago. It's perhaps understandable – the last thing Microsoft would want is for customers to have somewhere to show up in person and vent their collective spleen over its [9]decision to increase charges to pay for a technology they didn't ask for. ®

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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2019/07/11/microsoft_london_store_opening/

[2] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/personaltech&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2Z5e7uVs9Y8CBTdjUR5hLnwAAAUM&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[3] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/personaltech&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44Z5e7uVs9Y8CBTdjUR5hLnwAAAUM&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[4] https://www.theregister.com/2019/07/11/microsoft_london_store_opening/

[5] https://www.theregister.com/2019/06/04/microsoft_shuts_kiosks/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2019/05/30/microsoft_to_open_physical_store_in_london_in_july/

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2017/09/22/microsoft_announces_flagship_regent_street_store/

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/26/microsoft_store_shutdown/

[9] https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/17/copilot_microsoft_365/

[10] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Microsoft Experience Center

cyberdemon

I'd prefer to go to an actual Circus with real clowns

Re: Microsoft Experience Center

Roopee

Are you suggesting that there aren't any real clowns at Microsoft? I beg to differ...

Re: Microsoft Experience Center

Dan 55

That's scheduled for the second Tuesday of every month, regular as clockwork.

Re: Microsoft Experience Center

Anonymous Coward

I knew it existed. I went there once...only took 5 minutes to get 35% of the way along the queue, but then another two hours and a couple of reboots to get in.

Once I was in and getting the full experience, it's 1 hour tour...and I could tell it was authentic because half way through I had 2 hours 17 minutes remaining. Then about 30 minutes after that they just kicked me out.

The only complaint I had was when I needed to use the gents. They have no toilets there, you have to take a dump in the root of the shop.

katrinab

I'm sure it will be replaced with another American Candy Store ...

Though to be honest it didn't really do anything you couldn't do at the John Lewis across the road.

werdsmith

That big old armoured vehicle thing in the window that people used for instagramming wasn't available in John Lewis.

Drakon

You mean the Puma?

blu3b3rry

Can't say this comes as a surprise. The first I knew of this place existing was after reading this article telling me it's closing down, so doesn't sound like they publicised it too well.

-Upon looking up exactly where it was, I now realise I've walked past the store at least twice without realising it was there...!

Doctor Syntax

What other reaction could there have been to the Microsoft experience?

> What other reaction could there have been to the Microsoft experience?

cyberdemon

Install Linux?

Actually, that would be hilarious if someone sets up a charity to take over the premises and offer help and training to those wishing to divorce from Borkzilla

I'd donate to it, and I'm sure it would be a lot more popular!

The Microsoft Experience

Captain Hogwash

Axis bold as brass

"microsoft experience"

anthonyhegedus

For the authentic microsoft experience, they'd have to make sure that their Microsoft Surface tablets show a window that says "Something went wrong" every give minutes. And to make it a more visceral experience, have a coffee bar where you're charged monthly to see the coffee bar, with an extra charge to be able to order some coffees, another charge to be able to have a compulsory cup, another charge for milk, and another for "super stir" which is just stirring but with a special spoon (which costs extra per month to be able to access). The entire process of ordering coffee would not just cost a lot, but would be incredibly complex. Merely asking the staff how to order a coffee will result in an email being sent to your coffee address telling you that they really understand your problem, and would absolutely love to be of the utmost help to you and wishing you a very good day.

No wonder they're shutting it down. It's pointless, embarrassing and nobody cares. Their products aren't exciting. We use them because we have to, and we use them despite their existence, not because of it.

To ride this attraction

that one in the corner

Your blood pressure must not above this line.

Gum shields are recommended.

A real Microsoft Experience for the general public would have to come with a signed release form. They probably watered it down and made using MS products almost seem like fun.

Seriously Bad Experience.....Farewell...Good Riddance.....

Anonymous Coward

Link: https://zgp.org/~dmarti/linuxmanship/Comes-3096.pdf

I got SERIOUSLY f**ked off with Microsoft in 1998.

In January 1999 I went over 100% to RedHat.....where I remain!

"Microsoft Experience".......please give me a break.....I simply don't need to know........

...........never mind visit some glossy shop populated by people EXACTLY like James Plamondon (see link above).

Good riddance!!

Ball boy

MS lasted 6 Years? I'm not impressed: The Penguins of London Zoo have been calmly going about their business for the better part of 100!

werdsmith

The tortoises maybe.

Microsoft Experience Center

TRT

The third floor has a combination blood donation and insertion fetish salon?

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.
When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
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