Short-lived bling, dumb smart things, and more: The worst in show from CES 2025
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As they have for the past several years, a group of repairability, sustainability, and privacy advocates have come together to present the [1]CES Worst in Show awards again this year. Six categories of failure are awarded by the participants annually, with products being lampooned for being unrepairable, insecure, privacy nightmares, environmentally unfriendly, generally unasked for, and just plain worst of the show.
And boy, are there some doozies to catalog from Las Vegas this year.
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A $2,200 smart ring with a short-lived battery?
Taking the prize for the least repairable is the Ultrahuman [4]Rare , described by the company as the "world's first luxury smart ring," which likely puts it in the running for the "who asked for this" prize, too.
iFixit CEO Kyle Wiens, who presented the award for Ultrahuman's repairability fail, said that despite a price tag of $2,200, the Rare's battery is only rated for 500 charge cycles, and replacing it is impossible without destroying the ring.
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"Luxury items may be fleeting, but two years of use for $2,200 is a new low," iFixit [7]said of the ring. To be fair to Ultrahuman, it says the Rare - which seems to have the same internals as its more modestly priced $349 Air ring - is able to hold a charge for up to six days. At 500 charge cycles, this translates to just over eight years of potential use, assuming minimal degradation, which means it would likely be obsolete by the time the battery dies. Either way, you're still out more than two grand for the privilege.
The smart crib that is always watching
Bosch took to CES to demonstrate its "Revol" [8]smart crib that uses AI to keep an eye on its occupant via a camera, microphone and even a radar sensor.
"One of the things we hate most at EFF is products that play on people's fears and vulnerabilities in order to suck in their data and their money," Electronic Frontier Foundation executive director Cindy Cohn said of the ever-watching and ever-data collecting crib.
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Always watching you, tiny human - Click to enlarge
While concerns lingered over where that data goes, Bosch has been in touch to assure us that the Revol is safe for privacy-concerned parents.
"All data is encrypted end-to-end and stored on Bosch-administered servers while all data at rest is secured locally with individual data encryption keys," the company said.
"Caregivers have the final say on whether data is transmitted at all," Bosch added, reiterating that it has an offline mode.
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Moreover, Cohn also questioned whether the $1,200 price tag is justified "for something most parents will only use for a few months." In Cohn's words, is just too much - not to mention the [11]inevitable results of a failure to update its software.
TP-Link doesn't mention China security concerns
Paul Roberts, founder of The Security Ledger, picked the TP-Link Archer [12]BE900 router as the biggest security loser at CES 2025 because of the manufacturer's failure to mention anything to do with the security issues that have arisen in the past year due to its link to China.
Hacks of TP-Link routers are common and well documented, Roberts said. As we reported late last year, the US government is even reportedly [13]considering a ban of these Chinese-made devices from sale in the US after reports of large-scale breaches and the use of their hardware in botnet construction in recent years.
However, as Roberts pointed out, such botnets aren't exclusive to TP-Link hardware, with even US-made devices ending up hijacked by China. TP-Link itself also previously told The Register that there's a distinction between Chinese-based TP-Link Technologies and TP-Link systems, which [14]separated itself from its Chinese parent in 2022.
TP-Link Systems was in touch to tell us that the claims in the Worst in Show awards were incorrect, and to reiterate that it wasn't tied to its former Chinese parent.
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"Nearly all products sold in the United States are manufactured in Vietnam," a TP-Link Systems spokesperson told us. "Our company carefully controls its own supply chains, implements rigorous secure product development and testing processes and takes timely and appropriate action to mitigate any vulnerabilities we become aware of."
TP-Link Systems also took umbrage with Roberts' claim that, as a Chinese company, it's required to report vulnerabilities to Beijing before anyone else. "[We do] not provide any such security reporting to China," the biz said.
Destroy the environment by ordering takeout from your car's AI 'commerce platform'
"[Choosing a product with the worst environmental impact] was a tough selection because AI is everywhere," Consumer Reports policy fellow Stacey Higginbotham said. "And the computing power required to deliver some of these features is astronomical compared to the value they offer."
Higginbotham definitely found a winner - or loser - in [16]the form of SoundHound's new vehicle infotainment AI, which the company bills as "the first ever in-vehicle voice commerce platform," which is essentially a lot of words to say that it's able to order takeout for you while you drive home.
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AI: creating waste through training so you can create waste through takeout - Click to enlarge
Higginbotham criticized SoundHound for the computing demands of its in-vehicle AI system, which she said requires more power to operate than traditional voice assistants. She also raised concerns that promoting in-car ordering for takeout could contribute to increased waste from disposable packaging.
So, when will in-car fast food advertisements start cramming themselves into a car near you? Sometime this year, though SoundHound wasn't very specific, only saying it is in talks "with well-known automotive manufacturers" to cram its fast food AI into vehicles.
SoundHound has been in touch to debate the claim that its in-vehicle AI took more energy to train, noting that it didn't benchmark its training against similar systems and as such can't address that claim, but said it didn't require extensive training beyond the company's core capabilities.
"Our solutions are built on proprietary technology and are designed to be energy-efficient, avoiding frequent retraining," SoundHound said, noting that many of the features of the new assistant are able to run on hardware embedded in the vehicle. It added its cloud services are also "lightweight and efficient" as well.
"SoundHound’s in-vehicle AI is designed to encourage a seamless, distraction-free driving experience," the outfit told us. "We believe that speaking is the most natural way to interact with devices and services and our goal is to empower consumers with the power of voice.
Nobody asked for a washing machine that'll take phone calls
The latest generation of Samsung's Bespoke AI powered appliances being [18]shown off at CES is packed with new features that, according to Public Interest Research Group senior director Nathan Proctor, absolutely no one asked for, which is why it earned that award this year.
Proctor said that Samsung's latest essentially "force feed useless smart features" to consumers, with things like ovens and washing machines now able to make phone calls, requiring the addition of unnecessary screens and microphones to appliances that really don't need them.
All those unnecessary smart features make for an appliance that'll just break faster for a higher cost, and "all just to be able to take a phone call from a washing machine," Proctor asked.
[19]Additional Microprocessors Decoded: Quick guide to what AMD is flinging out next for AI PCs, gamers, business
[20]Microsoft declares 2025 'the year of the Windows 11 PC refresh'
[21]John Deere boasts driverless fleet - who needs operators, anyway?
[22]CES Worst in Show slams gummi gouging, money-wasting mugs, and other dubious kit
Worst in show: LG's overly-smart refrigerator
Continuing the theme from the "nobody asked for this category," The Repair Association executive director Gay Gordon-Byrne has dubbed LG's "AI Home Inside 2.0 [23]refrigerator with [ThinQ]" as this year's worst in show for making an essential appliance too damn complicated for its own good.
"When I talk with legislators about the right to repair, the first question is always about cellphones, and the second is always about refrigerators," Gordon-Byrne said, because of the ubiquitous and essential nature of both to modern life.
By turning the main door of its four-door refrigerator into a large display panel complete with audio output, cameras, and extra sensors, LG has made its smart fridge more prone to repair issues. Critics argue that, like Samsung's smart appliances, these features make the fridge more expensive upfront, potentially shorter-lived, more costly to maintain, and more energy-intensive due to always-on components.
"I can't think of a less durable product when you add all these unnecessary functions to something that's very basic and has to run 24/7," Gordon-Byrne said. "It's really a waste."
As no one seems to have shown up to accept their awards, The Register has reached out to all the companies earning these dubious honors for comment. ®
Editor's note: This story was amended post-publication with comments from TP-Link Systems and SoundHound.
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Companies decided to stop making products and start making data slurpers to sell your data to brokers who will then use it for targeted advertising to advertise more data slurpers to you.
> What happened?
- basic needs fulfilled. Low hanging fruit harvested. But the number of long tail needs and customizations is unlimited, but not scalable or profitable. Even software engineers would not bother writing and supporting an app with a small target population.
Another stubborn category is affordable housing, recycling, and cost of energy.
Nobody asked for this...
...is basically the motto of the 21st century at this point.
I might be a grumpy old man... well, no, I most definitely am a grumpy old man... but looking back at the life I lived as a young adult in 2000 these last 25 years don't really seem to have improved anything. I guess having google maps in my pocket is pretty nice, but I'm coming up really short when I look for other major wins. Things that actually genuinely make my life easier on a daily basis. All this technology, and how is it actually doing anything that makes my - or for that matter anyone else's life - better?
Re: Nobody asked for this...
But away from a cell tower or charging a paper map is better, and has contour lines. Map software only seems really good for research on a 24″ 4K screen.
The eink ereaders are good, but that peaked nearly 10 years ago. Colour eink is pointless compared to a 14.25″ Nxtpaper tablet.
Good screens are better (phone, TV, tablet, eink, monitor) than 25 years ago, but plenty are not much better.
USB is still a mess.
My laptop at 1920 x 1080 is better than my 23 years ago 1600 x 1200, but the extra RAM needed by OS and the 256 G SSD + 2T SATA faster than 120 G byte IDE. It's cheaper too.
TV & Satellite reception better, but less to actually watch.
Viber is better than IM was 25 years ago. Linux is now better than XP, and Windows is now worse than XP.
I do like having a 3:2 aspect 14.25" paper-like tablet (Nxtpaper 3.0) and a 8″ 300 dpi eink ereader with space for 18,000 novels. Back 25 years ago I had to read Project Gutenberg downloads on the laptop. Now they are managed by Calibre and read on dedicated eink. But that's 10 years old tech now (the 2005 Sony was much much poorer, as was the 2007 Kindle, worse than 2007 Sony).
Mine's the one with a Nxtpaper phone and an eink ereader in the pockets, but Google Maps never used on phone or tablet.
Re: Nobody asked for this...
OK, I'll give you e-books. I actually do use one of those all the time - but only as a convenience. I still buy everything in dead-tree form, I just leave them on the bookshelf when I'm not at home because I don't want to damage them, so if I had to give that up I don't think I'd mind.
Re: Nobody asked for this...
I general I agree, but there are some useful things, like the pacemaker keeping me alive as my heart no longer beats on its own. It has a battery life of 9 years which is probably more than my dicky ticker has left in it anyway. The pacemaker is crammed with sensors and talks to a box of tricks at the side of my bed and automatically sends a vast amount of data to my local hospital. I am summoned for checks if anything untoward is detected. At a larger scale, the Mrs has a light weight mobility scooter powered by a Lithium battery with a range of 20 miles and it disassembles / assembles in less than a minute and fits in the boot of my car.
making an essential appliance too damn complicated
How long will it be before the 'deluxe' top of the range and most expensive items will be the ones _without_ the current flavour of complications? Cars without all the automation; fridges without display screens, ovens without phones?
(The oven I inherited when I bought this house has only a 4-digit LED display (three of the segments have died!) but it turns out that you cannot set the time on it without first unplugging the damn thing. There is no UI way to do this activity, so twice a year I get to climb on top of the kitchen furniture to pull the plug out, count to ten, and then plug it in again. Stunning quality German design.)
Re: Setting the time
So complicated for car or cooker (oddly microwave is simple) that the trick is to reconnect power at exactly Noon. Except for the Victron MPPT solar chargers (that don't even have a UI to set the clock). Disconnect everything and reconnect at midnight!
Re: Setting the time
Can't you speak RS485 with those? And using a modbus tool, possibly from Victron themselfs? Well I have Growatt MIC and use RS485 there to be independent of the cloud (in my case doing it with PowerShell), and the "shinebus" tool is available to do other things I am too lazy for with powershell. A good RS485-USB Adapter is around 20 to 25 bucks ($ or € not much difference).
From my point of view: An webserver (possibly on an esp*) which needs constant updates to prevent being hacked? And an existing LAN or WLAN? Na, stick with RS485, 'cause that is the norm for that solar stuff for over 10, possibly way over 20 years now. (Could be even over 50 years, how should I know - I am old, but not THAT old yet....)
Re: making an essential appliance too damn complicated
I can see that happening.
My dad has a freezer in his garage. It's older than me. It has two lights on it, and precisely zero controls. You turn it on, and the red and orange lights come on. When it's cold, the red light goes out, and the orange light stays on to inform you that it's on power. That's it. It does one thing: Keep things frozen. It does the job so perfectly it's been out there for the last 21 years doing it with no maintenance or alteration - and for the 24 years before that it was in the kitchen doing the same thing. The only reason it's not still in the kitchen is that mum wanted to redecorate and it was too big to fit once everything had been moved around.
What could this thing possibly be served by having "AI"? It doesn't even need a temperature dial in it, because as soon as you turn it on it heads down to to -18 C which was considered by it's manufacturer 50 years ago to be the temperature that a freezer should be. That's still the temperature freezers should be. Why set it to something else? There is literally no way to improve this thing by making it more complicated.
If we are living in the Matrix...
...the overlords have really fucked up. I now longer believe this simulation is real and I want out.
Re: If we are living in the Matrix...
Just take this little red pill... and you'll wake up in a huge sewer being grappled out of the water.
"nice food you got in here, wouldn't want it to spoil prematurely, would you? Now, I've got some ads I'd like you to watch right now, there will be a quick quiz to see if you paid attention. Otherwise there might be a tragic interruption in cooling" - some "smart" fridge of the near future, probably.
A washing machine
that does phone calls? what manner of new devilery is this?
Come on who sits by their washing machine waiting for a phone call? after watching your socks go round for the 3rd time you're bored and fed up and just want to get away from the stupid thing (and thats just Mrs Roach) lets alone the likes of you or me.
And if I did want to make a phone call and I'm near the washing machine, its pull out the mobile and move away from the washer as you know full well that when it gets to a bit of the call you need to listen to, the washer goes to 1400 rpm spin cycle and you cant hear a thing.
What next? a tumble dryer that also an AI powered hoover that surfs Amazon.com for you? maybe an Iron that orders take aways by analysing how many curry stains have been missed by the washer, or a sex toy that ... no lets not go there.....
Re: A washing machine
> Come on who sits by their washing machine waiting for a phone call?
So you are not a cat?
I used to watch Tomorrow's World with joy, wonder and anticipation. What the fuck happened?