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Aliens, spy balloons, or drones? SUV-sized mystery objects spotted in US skies

(2024/12/12)


Unidentified flying objects said to be the size of sports utility vehicles have been spotted flying over parts of the northeastern US, prompting investigations by law enforcement and the FBI as elected officials urge the public not to panic.

The Federal Aviation Administration, meanwhile, has temporarily banned drone flights over president-elect Donald Trump's golf club and a major military research and manufacturing facility, both in New Jersey, in response to the mysterious lights in the sky.

[1]Videos of the flying objects over New Jersey, New York and Pennsylvania have appeared on Bluesky and other social media sites for weeks, with users questioning whether the lights in the sky were [2]alien ships , [3]spy balloons , or just really [4]creepy unmanned drones .

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On December 4, New Jersey officials acknowledged the sightings and assured the public that the FBI and Homeland Security are on the case. Plus, they want the public to report any information to the FBI (1-800-225-5324) and upload videos to tips[.]fbi[.]gov.

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"County and local law enforcement agencies are aware of the recurring reports of drone activity around Morris and Somerset counties, and acknowledge the public's concern about these repeated sightings," according to a [8]joint statement by eight Morris and Somerset County police chiefs, detectives, and other top cops and prosecutors across the north and central New Jersey.

"The subject County Prosecutor's, Sheriff's and Emergency Management Offices, our respective municipal police departments, working in close cooperation with the FBI-Newark, New Jersey State Police and New Jersey Office of Homeland Security and Preparedness partners, seek to reassure the public that we will continue to monitor and investigate the drone activity."

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A day later, New Jersey governor Phil Murphy said he met with US secretary of homeland security Alejandro Mayorkas, other DHS officials, state police, and members of Congress about the drone reports. While the state and federal agencies "are actively monitoring the situation," Murphy wrote on X, "there is no known threat to the public at this time."

More eerie lights in the sky were observed over [10]parts of Pennsylvania , across the Delaware River from New Jersey, and [11]New York's Staten Island as well. The Register contacted to the other two states' governors' offices for comment and did not receive an immediate response.

[12]It is a bird, a plane or a Chinese spy balloon? None of the above

[13]Congress ponders underwater alien civilizations, human hybrids, and other unexplained stuff

[14]Pentagon seeks government gossips to dish dirt on UFOs

[15]Pentagon stumped by mystery drone swarm flying over Langley Air Force Base

We've also asked the FBI for comment and will update this story if and when we hear back about where they are hiding the aliens and how many people have been abducted.

The flying objects have also been spotted near president-elect Donald Trump's New Jersey golf club and on December 9 the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) confirmed that it issued two temporary flight restrictions prohibiting drone flights over [16]Picatinny Arsenal Military Base and [17]Trump National Golf Club Bedminster .

The government agency began receiving reports of drone activity near Morris County nearly a month ago, beginning November 18, an FAA spokesperson told The Register . The agency issued the drone bans "at the request of federal security partners," the spokesperson added.

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"Safely integrating drones into the National Airspace System is a key priority for the FAA," they continued. "We look into all reports of [19]unauthorized drone operations and investigate when appropriate. Drone operators who conduct unsafe operations that endanger other aircraft or people on the ground could face fines up to $75,000."

No word, however, on what happens if the lights in the sky turn out to be spacecraft sent from another planet. Hopefully, they come in peace. If not, The Register welcomes our new alien overlords and would like to remind them that as a trusted tech news website, our staff could be helpful in rounding up others to toil at whatever tasks they require. ®

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[1] https://bsky.app/profile/packattacksd.bsky.social/post/3lclxe7jazk2t

[2] https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/02/pentagon_ufo_reporting_form/

[3] https://www.theregister.com/2024/02/26/norad_scramb/

[4] https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/15/pentagon_mystery_drone/

[5] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2Z1rCVu8-7pcEO11KTVUU1AAAAJA&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[6] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44Z1rCVu8-7pcEO11KTVUU1AAAAJA&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[7] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33Z1rCVu8-7pcEO11KTVUU1AAAAJA&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[8] https://www.morriscountynj.gov/Morris-County-News/Law-Enforcement-Advises-Public-How-to-Report-Drones-Activity

[9] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44Z1rCVu8-7pcEO11KTVUU1AAAAJA&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[10] https://x.com/UAPJames/status/1866129645382332825

[11] https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/video/residents-on-staten-island-say-theyve-spotted-drones-flying-in-their-neighborhood/

[12] https://www.theregister.com/2024/02/26/norad_scramb/

[13] https://www.theregister.com/2024/11/14/congress_uap_hearings/

[14] https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/02/pentagon_ufo_reporting_form/

[15] https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/15/pentagon_mystery_drone/

[16] https://tfr.faa.gov/save_pages/detail_4_8833.html

[17] https://tfr.faa.gov/save_pages/detail_4_1797.html

[18] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33Z1rCVu8-7pcEO11KTVUU1AAAAJA&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[19] https://www.faa.gov/uas/contact_us/report_uas_sighting

[20] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Aliens...

42656e4d203239

To (mis)quote prof. Brian Cox... "It's ALWAYS never aliens"

Re: Aliens...

Killing Time

'The Register welcomes our new alien overlords and would like to remind them that as a trusted tech news website, our staff could be helpful in rounding up others to toil at whatever tasks they require.'

Please include me in this group and would just like to add I already have a pre prepared list of suitable candidates for 'gang probing'!

Salutations!

Sociological studies

Geoff Campbell

I would imagine that any alien life-forms who have discovered the Earth are now queuing up in high orbit to study the final dying days of what for the sake of argument I will call our civilisation.

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

GJC

KayJ

If I were an alien on a nefarious mission to Earth - or even one of Winnie's friends - I'd _probably_ turn off the external lights on my sneaky stealth probe.

I dunno

Richard 12

Buzzing unsuspecting victims that nobody is going to believe so they go mad is the kind of thing that appeals to a certain mindset.

Whether aliens would be stupid enough to send crew like that on a five-year mission is a different question.

If they have a couple of dozen Pandorica

Bebu sa Ware

there are a few of our contemporary 'Great and Good' they might preserve for posterity preferably until the end of the Universe (and don't bother to reboot it.)

I always imagined SUV stood for urban assault vehicle in some language other than English but thanks to the possibly unintentional educational value of the Vulture I now know SUV stands for sports utility vehicle which given the US national sport appears to be whacking fellows americans basically amounts to the same thing.

When one considers whom the US constituency have elected it is quite easy to believe these deluded souls imagining armadas of Great Wall Motors SUVs (Havals?) suspended from balloons ready to be dumped on the US market (and heads) just as the orange floridan predicted.

Space aliens might not be a bad outcome if we can convince them the US citizen is finest on hoof comestible the planet can offer to the discerning extraterrestrial palate. After wolfing down 300 million head of the finest I shouldn't be surprised if the diners all perished from some alien lifestyle disease or at least retreated without a thought of seconds.

Tubz

All hail the 8ft furry female lizard overlords and their unquenchable lust for male company, even some of the basement trolls here will get lucky and finally have their V tickets stamped :D

TheWeetabix

Ill take a male please, though being lizards the external arrangement is equally dissatisfying.

Kane

The mind and spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy

Doctor Syntax

"some of the basement trolls here"

You write from direct personal knowledge?

The Register welcomes our new alien overlords

Bebu sa Ware

Collaborateurs! Quislings! Or just vutures?

"our staff could be helpful in rounding up others to toil at whatever tasks they require"

I am certain the commentard vulturatii would gladly scour their "little lists" (of those who would never be missed) and donate names to a rota of those others requiring rounding up.

AVR

It's obviously Santa and the elves taking a new sleigh design for test flights. If you look too closely into the flights then you can expect a coal in the stocking, naughty ones (not valid in Europe; GDPR prevents collecting data on 'naughty' or 'nice').

If they flew over Texas, Louisiana, or Florida

bombastic bob

If they flew over Texas, Louisiana, or Florida, we'd be finding their carcasses scattered all over the place.

Easy to get rid of: Just declare "open season" on the things, and let Bubba and Bo get out there with shotguns and blow 'em away!!!

[and STOP acting like a bunch of drenched female cats]

A robin redbreast in a cage
Puts all Heaven in a rage.
-- Blake