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Skyscraper-high sewage plume erupts in Moscow

(2024/10/28)


There's a literal shitshow erupting in Moscow, where a skyscraper-high plume of sewage has erupted in the Russian capital, just months after Ukrainian hackers hit related systems.

Several Russian Telegram channels [1]spilled news of the gut-wrenching geyser this morning, which erupted in the Kommunarka region of Moscow. Video of the explosion shows a tower of suspicious brown liquid shooting up higher than nearby buildings, presumably blanketing the area in less-than-fresh scents.

[2]Youtube Video

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According to reports on Telegram - which The Register was unable to verify - Moscow's police attributed the column of crap to "a planned air release after pressure testing during the construction of a gas pipeline."

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The other possibility is yet another cyberattack on Russian sewage infrastructure akin to what happened in April when hackers affiliated with Ukraine's security service, the SBU, [6]destroyed servers, wiped data, and knocked sewage sensors all around the city offline.

The Ukrainian hackers, part of a group called Blackjack, allegedly disrupted some 87,000 alarm sensors, destroyed around 70 servers, and wiped 90 terabytes of data in their bid to flood the Russian capital with waste water. The attack targeted a company called Moskollector, which runs communications systems for the city's sewage network, per the Kyiv Post.

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"We wish Moscow various man-made disasters these days," Ukrainian government sources told the Post in April.

We've contacted multiple Ukrainian government offices to learn about the government's possible involvement in the Moscow sewage eruption, but haven't heard back.

Russia can destroy its sewers just fine on its own, thanks

If not a cyberattack or a standard pressure-testing blowout, then it could be just another example of Russia's decaying infrastructure in action.

According to The Moscow Times, Russia's sewage infrastructure is overworked, obsolete, and [8]in dire need of repair and replacement, most having been built in the 1960s and 70s.

Russia's government has even admitted that its sewage systems aren't fit for purpose, with the Federal Assembly's official publication writing last year that sewer wear had reached 80 to 90 percent in most regions of the country.

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Citing repeated pipe failures in St. Petersburg, massive sewer leaks in Volgograd, and other incidents, the Russian government [10]said it was holding a meeting to determine how to fund all the work that needs to be done, and to speed up the process.

Russian senator Andrey Shevchenko said last year that only one or two percent of repairs were being conducted per year, and the slow pace is largely due to insufficient funding.

The Moscow Times reported that around 38,600 kilometers of pipes need to be replaced across Russia. Money needed to repair them, we note, would likely be easier to come by if the country wasn't facing an economic blockade due to its invasion of Ukraine in early 2022. ®

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[1] https://t.me/moscowmap/64971

[2] https://regmedia.co.uk/2024/10/28/moscow-sewage-fountain.mp4

[3] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2ZyAXmReb0I4Tip_FruBbKwAAAAc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[4] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZyAXmReb0I4Tip_FruBbKwAAAAc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[5] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33ZyAXmReb0I4Tip_FruBbKwAAAAc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[6] https://www.kyivpost.com/post/30890

[7] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZyAXmReb0I4Tip_FruBbKwAAAAc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[8] https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/05/29/they-bought-premium-housing-outside-moscow-they-still-cant-escape-russias-decaying-infrastructure-a85234

[9] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33ZyAXmReb0I4Tip_FruBbKwAAAAc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[10] https://www.pnp.ru/economics/sistemy-kanalizacii-v-rossii-treshhat-po-shvam.html

[11] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



A real shitstorm

b0llchit

If we imagine some furious winds. Sad that no fan was seen nearby or it would have been a hit able to (re)distribute the perfume.

Champions!

Headley_Grange

Don't worry, Craig, Richard and Sharron will be along any minute to get them out of the shit.

Maybe workmen have

Andy Non

accidentally ruptured an X/Twitter feed?

Ageing sewers?

Jan 0

What kind of high pressure sewage system did they install 50 years ago?

Thank goodness we haven't upgraded our 150 year old Victorian sewers in the UK!

Anonymous Coward

Reminds me of Blaster Bates' anecdote "The Shower of Shit over Shropshire"

Anonymous Coward

Sewer systems need pumps and thus pressure in some cases. In general, most try to use gravity to do the dirty work. The sewer might generate its own gas and pressure, as well.

I'm told that most of Russia still shits in a hole in the backyard, so maybe this is just another way to make non-Moscow Russia jealous with ostentatious displays of poop.

Anonymous Coward

Hey Vladimir, pull my finger?

Headley_Grange

I think there's still a sewage-gas powered lamp near the Savoy in London and there are still ventilation columns dotted about the place, although I'm not sure how many are still functional. They installed some for the new London super sewer on Victoria Embnkment a couple of years ago.

Anonymous Coward

Just toss in a match...

Ha

Anonymous Coward

Now we have a Pu-geyser to match the Xi-geyser a few weeks ago! :-)

Thank goodness our own Great Leader doesn't have a name with the same pun-worthy characteristics -- otherwise we might have to start worrying this sort of thing is contagious ...

Alternatively.

nematoad

...the slow pace is largely due to insufficient funding.

Stop invading other peoples countries then.

Stopping all the state sponsored kleptocracy might also help.

Note: Icon is the nearest one to a shower of shit.

"sewer wear had reached 80 to 90 percent"

munnoch

Is that like lounge wear?

Re: "sewer wear had reached 80 to 90 percent"

Korev

Well, wear have you looked?

The new Yellowstone

O'Reg Inalsin

Rotten egg smell of sulphur - check.

Thames Water

TimMaher

They probably have the contract.

Re: Thames Water

Fruit and Nutcase

Yes, in blighty, no problem about pressure in the system - the water companies divert the flow to the nearest river, freshwater lake or beach, and in return, at most get a slap in the wrist by the regulator

Winds

elsergiovolador

[1]Winds

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