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(2024/10/23)


POLL: Is VHS back? If Alien: Romulus were a zombie movie, The Register could understand why 20th Century Studios has announced that it will release the film on VHS – the video cassette format that hasn't been relevant for two decades and had a crap reputation even in its heyday.

Given the flick is (SPOILER ALERT) about aliens, the decision seems inexplicable.

For those of you who worked hard to forget VHS (aka the Video Home System) or are mercifully too young to have encountered it, the format was developed by Japan's JVC and used recordable analog tapes. It offered a mere 480 lines of vertical resolution – which was OK-ish, given the standard definition of TV signals at the time.

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By the 1980s, VHS machines made their way into a great many living rooms and boardrooms. Cheap blank tapes and timing mechanisms in VCRs – Video Cassette Recorders, the blanket term for machines that played VHS or Betamax tapes – made it possible to record live television and watch it later at your leisure. "Time shifting" – as the practice was known – begat Tivo, which begat Netflix, which brings us to the streaming era of today.

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VHS tapes were horrible. They were unreliable. They wore out with use. They often spooled tape into the VCR. Picture and sound quality were dire.

When DVDs came along in the late 1990s, their relative resilience – plus superior audio and video – allowed them to dominate, even though they couldn't easily be used to record TV shows.

[4]I discovered the world's last video rental kiosk and it would make a great spaceship

[5]Home taping revisited: A mic in each hand, pointing at speakers

[6]Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

[7]No, the VCR is not about to die. It died years ago. Now it's VHS/DVD combo boxes' turn

As The Register [8]reported in 2008, the last Hollywood movie released to VHS emerged in 2006, and in [9]2016 the last manufacturer of VCRs quit the biz.

Which brings us to Sunday, when 20th Century Studios [10]announced the release of Alien: Romulus – the latest instalment in a franchise dating back to 1979 – on VHS on December 3.

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The studio hasn't explained why it would effectively downgrade its own work by transcoding it to VHS, other than to say it's a celebration of the Alien franchise's 45th anniversary. (Fun fact: 1979's Alien didn't actually come out on VHS until 1982, so Fox should have made the fans wait a few years for the genuine retro experience.)

The movie has been received fairly well. Rotten Tomatoes [12]rates it "Certified Fresh."

But The Register is struggling to imagine a large central region in a hypothetical Venn diagram charting people who want to see the movie again and people who have working VHS players. Even if we added another circle for collectors sufficiently optimistic to think that the first VHS release in ages might appreciate, surely the pool of buyers must be small.

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[4] https://www.theregister.com/2019/10/18/last_video_rental_kiosk/

[5] https://www.theregister.com/2018/02/09/home_taping_revisited_a_mic_in_each_hand_pointing_at_speakers/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2017/05/19/bye_bye_mp3_you_sucked_the_life_out_of_music_but_vinyl_is_just_as_warped/

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2016/07/25/no_the_vcr_is_not_about_to_die_it_died_years_ago_now_its_vhsdvd_combo_boxes_turn/

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2008/12/23/last_major_vhs_supplier_ends_tape/

[9] https://www.theregister.com/2016/07/25/no_the_vcr_is_not_about_to_die_it_died_years_ago_now_its_vhsdvd_combo_boxes_turn/

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[14] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



ravenviz

There’s a charity shop down the road chock full of old tech, I was thinking of getting a portable DVD player for old time’s sake, but VHS VCR it is!

Boris the Cockroach

Get the 'portable' VHS recorder, and a genuine VHS camera too.

After spending 2 days lugging that around , you'd find the Army's fan dance* a doddle.

*note: the fan dance is a timed march 3 times over the breacon beacons carrying 70lbs of kit ......

portable DVD player for old time’s sake

Mage

They still sell new ones.

Re: portable DVD player for old time’s sake

chivo243

My mom just gifted one to a relative, been gathering dust for years, she asked IF I wanted it?

They did it for the publicity

DS999

And it worked.

Beer for their marketing department, they earned it!

Re: They did it for the publicity

Gene Cash

I'm just wondering who in the hell is going to manufacture the tapes? I'd assume that equipment is long gone.

Re: They did it for the publicity

Natalie Gritpants Jr

Given that no one in their right mind will go to the trouble of unboxing and playing it, I predict they will just relabel a bunch of old unsold stock.

Who can forget the joy of finishing a kids movie only to find the last 20 minutes of a grumble flick that had been overwritten by the guy at the car boot sale.

Re: They did it for the publicity

Not Yb

The technology isn't much different from current computer tape drives, so... probably not too hard to find someone willing to accept some amount near "a lot of money" to retool. I suspect "$24.99" will be quite a distance below the recommended sale price for these.

Re: They did it for the publicity

DS999

There are still some B movies released on VHS, and I'm guessing that's more common overseas. So there are obviously a few places that can manufacture new VHS tapes.

milliemoo83

They need to release it on Betamax as well.

Anonymous Coward

And video 2000....

mark l 2

I suspect when people buy a bands latest album on limited edition coloured vinyl for £35+, it just as a collectors items and a large percentage never actually play it on a record player. So i guess thats the market 20th Century Fox are aiming this VHS release at, for fans of the Aliens movies to buy it to sit along side their Aliens DVD box set.

Anonymous Coward

No. Betamax, I might consider. Technically a much better format. VHS sucked, sucks, and will always suck.

Fred Dibnah

The main reason VHS won out was that there was a lot more porn available than on Betamax. So I guess you are right, VHS did suck.

Anonymous Coward

I'm a fan of vinyl because I love old dance tunes that you can't get anywhere else (you can rip them ofc) but VHS? What is the point in that? Back in the day it was great but now? Even if I sourced a VHS player and cleaned the heads and opened it up to set the tracking to it's optimum setting (yeah I did that back in the day) I'm going to get really crap quality regardless unless I get a TV to match but even them it's not going to be good. Bit pointless this really.

Not Yb

One key question: Will they skip adding Macrovision protection?

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