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The Astronaut wore Prada – and a blast from Michael Bloomberg

(2024/10/21)


Private sector space outfit Axion and Italian fashion house Prada last week revealed the space suit that will be used on the Artemis III mission.

Sorry, it's not a space suit. It's an "Extravehicular Mobility Unit" – because it works just as well for eight-hour spacewalks or a two-hour stroll in the ultra-frigid conditions found in the permanently shadowed regions of the Moon's South Pole. Eight-hour spacewalks are made possible by the presence of "a regenerable carbon dioxide scrubbing system and a robust cooling technology to remove heat from the system."

Those donning the suit will also enjoy "advanced coatings on the helmet and visor to enhance the astronauts' view of their surroundings," while being monitored by included "life support systems, pressure garments, avionics and other innovative systems to meet exploration needs and expand scientific opportunities."

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Even the tall and small will look sharp in the suit, which has been designed to fit both males and females from the first to 99th percentile.

[2]Axiom Space dials up Nokia to connect moonwalkers to 4G

[3]US standards body proposes atomic clocks in lunar orbit to keep Moon time

[4]The Reg builds official Lego Artemis and Milky Way sets

[5]Clock is ticking for NASA to fix bucket of issues before next Artemis mission

Prada [6]proclaimed its team helped Axiom Space engineers with "customized material recommendations and features that would both protect astronauts against the unique challenges of the lunar environment and visually inspire future space exploration."

The fashion house also used "advanced technologies and innovative sewing methods to bridge the gap between highly engineered functionality and an aesthetically appealing white outer layer, providing astronauts with an increased level of comfort while improving the materials' performance."

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Here's the suit in a close-up.

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Dahling! I love your AxEMU suit. Image courtesy of Prada/Axiom Space – Click to enlarge

And here it is being modelled.

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Mock-up of the AxEMU suit. Image courtesy of Prada/Axiom Space – Click to enlarge

The Register thinks the touch of red is very on-trend.

The Artemis III mission is NASA's planned return to the Moon. The space agency currently [11]predicts it will launch "No earlier than September 2026" and see two crew members spend around a week on Luna.

Before that can happen, Artemis II – a test mission – has to go off without a hitch.

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But, as Mike Bloomberg last week [13]wrote in a column carried by the masthead he founded, the Artemis program "has so far spent nearly $100 billion without anyone getting off the ground."

Bloomberg, the man, rated the Artemis program "a colossal waste of taxpayer money."

"The problems start with the mission, which is more political than scientific," he wrote. “There is little humans can do on the Moon that robots cannot. Technology has come a long way since 1969, to put it mildly. We do not need another person on the Moon to collect rocks or take scientific measurements. And the costs of putting people on the Moon – and of planning for their potential rescue, should complications arise – are truly astronomical."

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He also pointed out that the spacesuits mentioned above will cost $1 billion.

Bloomberg wants the US's next president to re-think the program – especially given fellow billionaire Elon Musk's [15]Starship may soon out-perform the hardware created for Artemis. ®

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[2] https://www.theregister.com/2024/08/22/nokia_axiom_space_4g/

[3] https://www.theregister.com/2024/08/13/nist_lunar_orbit_clocks/

[4] https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/29/legos_artemis_and_milky_way/

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graeme leggett

The red stripe is so you can tell one astronaut from the other, isn't it?

tiggity

@graeme leggett

Maybe someone is a fan of Jamaican lager

Vulch

Indeed. Took NASA a very long time to work out there were only a couple of photos of Neil Armstrong on the moon because the two suits were essentially identical. Later missions used the red stripe for the commander, Shuttle EVAs assigned the red stripe to one of the astronauts leaving the second one plain. On a few occasions there were three astronauts on EVA and the third wore a blue stripe on their suit.

Patches

Roj Blake

The elbow patches make me wonder if Artemis III will see the first geography teacher on the moon.

Re: Patches

I ain't Spartacus

Only if they do a version of the suit in Harris tweed…

Re: Patches

Bebu

Elbow patches and Tweed.

In our case he was a maths teachers who had been a navigator in WW2 bombers on missions over Germany. He use to regale his classes with tales of how they would navigate to their targets (giving the trigonometry used) and the early radar they were using.

The thing that got us was his heritage was as German as you could get even by 1939 Reich standards and in all likelihood his family would have been interned here during the previous stoush. In hindsight his people might have been socialists or communists/marxists who weren't particularly welcome in the Kaiser's empire.

"designed to fit both males and females from the first to 99th percentile."

Bebu

..., 3, 2, 1 - the non binary alphabet aren't going to like that. ;)

If I were to spend 8 hours in one of these garments (with included* "life support systems..." ) I would like to know up front how a chap would siphon the python ? (I leave it to the ladies to supply their own euphemism.)

Techicolor Birdsong is never going to be pretty in a helmet - Prada or not. I guess the tinted visor is to spare the wearer's companions the nauseous spectacle.

Looking at the photographs the suits do seem to have the design flare of the nation that gave the world Ferrari and Maserati. Prada though - can one wear heels in this suit, I wonder?

* not as though [1]oxygen is an optional extra like heated seats. Also not wildly keen or CO2 scrubbing.

[1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_(Doctor_Who)

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.