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Three and Vodafone: We need to merge because our networks are rubbish

(2024/10/07)


Vodafone and Three UK are desperately trying to convince Britain's competition regulator to approve their merger, going so far as to denigrate their own network services - at least in some regions - as outdated.

Last month, the Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) published [1]provisional findings from its investigation into the proposed £11 billion ($14 billion) union of Britain's third and fourth largest cellular operators.

It raised two major concerns: that consolidation would result in increased prices for users, and the post-merger company might not have an incentive to follow through on its proposed investment program to deliver network upgrades.

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Last week, the pair published a response which rebuts all the CMA's points and naturally - as we [3]reported at the time - argues against the regulator imposing any kind of commitments or remedies.

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The Reg has now trawled that monster 94-page missive, so our dear readers don't have to, and found some claims of note. One of the arguments deployed is that the merger is necessary due to the dire state of the UK's mobile networks, with Voda (VUK) and Three citing their own infrastructure as examples.

"3UK's network still relies on 3G in a material part of the country and VUK still relies on 2G where it does not have 4G. For 3UK, only 73.03 percent of rural premises in the UK have 4G coverage, decreasing to 69.26 percent for Wales. For Vodafone, only 77.34 percent of rural premises in the UK have 4G coverage, decreasing to 71.58 percent in Wales," the document bemoans.

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"Outside these areas, 3UK users rely on 3G, and Vodafone users have to fall back to 2G to have any connectivity at all, following the switch-off of the Vodafone 3G network."

Voda completed the [7]3G switch-off in February, a move that it said at the time had liberated frequencies to improve 4G and 5G services, claiming this would allow customers across more of the UK to have access to faster data services and enjoy "clearer voice calls". That's obviously not going so well, according to the 94-page document.

The mobile operators are not the only ones to employ tangled or questionable arguments in an attempt to fox the regulators. Last month, Amazon claimed its AWS cloud platform is [8]facing stiff competition from customers moving workloads back on-premises. This came as part of its response to the CMA's probe into whether the big cloud players are limiting UK customers' choice in the local cloud market.

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Software giant Microsoft took a different tack in its tussle to have its takeover of games developer [10]Activision Blizzard approved, huffily claiming that the CMA decision to block the move demonstrated "a flawed understanding of the market," and that "despite all its rhetoric, the UK is clearly closed for business."

Three and Vodafone's assertions didn't finish with trashing parts of their network. They reckon the conjoined VodaThree will be capable of rolling out [11]5G Standalone (5G SA) network support which extends to 97.6 percent UK geographic coverage... by financial year 2032.

5G SA means infrastructure purpose-built to deliver 5G services, rather than the current situation where most UK mobile operators have 5G radios fitted to existing networks designed for 4G.

The duo also loftily suggest that if their merger is blocked by the regulator, the UK might not actually ever see a full 5G SA network.

"It is possible that, absent the Transaction, these scaled benefits would never be realised in the UK," the document states. "This is due to the lack of investment competition that exists in the UK today, with BTEE and VMO2 generating the lion's share of mobile industry cashflows and profits, and being the only parties with the scale (but not currently the incentive) to invest what would be required to enable high-capacity Advanced 5G," the pair claim.

Neither are Voda and Three happy with the idea of the CMA imposing any kind of retail customer protections, even if they are time-limited, saying these would have to be carefully considered to preserve the "substantial" customer benefits expected from the merger.

Additional safeguarding wouldn't be required, they argue, because market consolidation means the three remanining mobile operators would be "incentivized to compete even more strongly".

Possible retail customer protections might extend to a freeze on price increases and require the networks to maintain certain levels of service. Last week VodaThree pledged to maintain social tariffs at £10 or below for at least two years after the merger.

[12]Three, Voda promise £10-a-month or below mobile tariffs in bid to sway CMA on merger

[13]Vodafone and Wi-Fi vendors play tug of war over 6 GHz

[14]Vodafone to fast-track Arm-based OpenRAN for mobile networks

[15]Ignore politics of whitebox radio: Mix and match OpenRAN tech will be 10% of market in 2025, claims analyst

"However," as the document adds "inevitably, freezing prices and maintaining social tariffs will have some impact on the revenue generated by MergeCo and its ability to invest in its network."

Three and Voda did point out, though: "Failure to meet the thresholds set out for urban or rural areas in any of Years 4 and 8 would be a breach of MergeCo's spectrum licenses.'

The potential sanctions for this could see Ofcom impose a financial penalty of up to 10 percent of relevant annual gross revenue, or even revoke or alter the company's spectrum license. ®

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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2024/09/13/uk_cma_fears_vodathree_merger/

[2] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/networks&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2ZwQFpop0bT2mC0zlRIf7rgAAAEg&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[3] https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/01/three_and_voda_offer_commitments/

[4] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/networks&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZwQFpop0bT2mC0zlRIf7rgAAAEg&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[5] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/networks&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33ZwQFpop0bT2mC0zlRIf7rgAAAEg&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[6] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/networks&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZwQFpop0bT2mC0zlRIf7rgAAAEg&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[7] https://www.vodafone.co.uk/help-and-information/3g-switch-off

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2024/09/17/aws_cma_investigation/

[9] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/networks&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33ZwQFpop0bT2mC0zlRIf7rgAAAEg&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[10] https://www.theregister.com/2023/05/25/microsoft_files_appeal_against_uk/

[11] https://www.theregister.com/2023/04/12/uk_standalone_5g_2023/

[12] https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/01/three_and_voda_offer_commitments/

[13] https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/26/vodafone_6_ghz_wi_fi/

[14] https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/10/vodafone_to_fasttrack_armbased_openran/

[15] https://www.theregister.com/2021/09/14/open_ran_revenue_projection/

[16] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Only 73.03 percent of rural premises in the UK have 4G coverage (from Three)

Mishak

Mine is included in that - only I had to go outside and hope the wind was blowing in the correct direction for it to "work". I switched to a Vodafone MVNO, and I can now use data in the house - sometimes :-(

I can't see how a merger is going to improve that! Though I have noticed places when I'm away from home that I only get Edge where I used to get 3G (coverage, but not data bandwidth of any significance).

I think it's about time all the operators were told "no 6G license until you provide a working service to those who are paying for 4G/5G".

Re: Only 73.03 percent of rural premises in the UK have 4G coverage (from Three)

Spazturtle

I believe the plan is that by merging infrastructure you will end up with one network that covers more area, and then in the areas where they both have coverage you can begin de-duplicating equipment (say they both have towers 50m from each other) and re-use that equipment elsewhere in the country allowing for more coverage with minimum capital expenditure.

Re: Only 73.03 percent of rural premises in the UK have 4G coverage (from Three)

Like a badger

Hmmm, and you believe it'll pan out that way, rather than just a massive exercise in cutting costs as far as feasible and then a bit more?

This is not a merger, it's a Vodafone takeover. And Voda have had every chance to improve their crap coverage, and failed to do so. Voda clearly have many millions to splurge on the advisory and huge deal fees of taking over Three, ask yourself why they didn't actually want to invest that sort of money in their lacklustre network?

But that's my point

Mishak

They both have poor (virtually no) coverage where I live. How is merging going to improve things, especially if they switch one tower off?

Re: But that's my point

Spazturtle

I doubt they will improve things much in the long term but just to comment on:

"especially if they switch one tower off?"

Switching duplicate tower off won't reduce capacity as existing radios are not at capacity, due to the way the UK has sliced up the airwaves most of the radios on a 5G transmitter are switched off as they each correspond to a frequency band and different companies own different frequencies.

Say you have two towers right next to each other, after the merger they can just pick say the Three tower and turn on the Vodaphone frequency radios on that tower and get rid of the Vodaphone tower with no reduction or loss of signal in that area.

The current system is so horrendously inefficient, really there should just be a single organisation which owns all of the towers and the mobile companies just be turned into MVNOs.

Re: But that's my point

Helcat

"Switching duplicate tower off won't reduce capacity as existing radios are not at capacity"

This isn't quite true: Each tower has receiving equipment that allows a limited number of connections. So there's a limit on how many devices can connect to make a call or transfer data at a time. This is why devices 'ping' the towers but don't maintain connection unless they're transferring data/making a call. It's why there are times of the year when the network is jammed due to the volume of calls: The cell towers simply can't cope with that many simultaneous connections.

It's been getting more noticeable as more devices are being made internet connected (car infotainment systems for example) - stream data to the car and that's one less connection available for others to use where as a device on standby just pings the towers at intervals to update it's status and which tower it's nearest should it need to connect for a call or data transmission.

Re: But that's my point

Spazturtle

" Each tower has receiving equipment that allows a limited number of connections"

That is per radio though, imagine you have a WiFi router with only 2.4ghz enabled, and another one with only 5Ghz enabled. You could remove the 5Ghz one and just enable 5Ghz on the other one and get the same result.

Re: But that's my point

collinsl

It would double capacity for that tower, sure, however there's still a limit and in densely populated areas it may still not be sufficient for the volume of connections required.

If you look in central London for example the proliferation of mobile phone masts compared to somewhere rural is staggering, with some masts only covering a few tens or hundreds of metres.

Re: Only 73.03 percent of rural premises in the UK have 4G coverage (from Three)

Lazlo Woodbine

You mean like Voda planned to improve their 4G network after shutting down their 3G network.

How's that going?

Re: Only 73.03 percent of rural premises in the UK have 4G coverage (from Three)

collinsl

"We can't expand unless we can take over 3, despite our previous pledges, sorry!" - Voda

Re: Only 73.03 percent of rural premises in the UK have 4G coverage (from Three)

Helcat

Okay, some issues here: By merging networks, you merge loads. By decommissioning 'duplicate' equipment, you then move that load onto the remaining kit. If that's not sufficient to carry the signals/connections, you get more disconnects.

This is the current issue with the introduction of connectivity in cars, and the increase in 3G/4G/5G devices - they're all fighting over the limited connectivity with the towers. End result is more lost connections where there isn't the capacity.

What's needed, unfortunately, is for capacity to be increased, be that through better kit or more towers. Both will cost money: What's the betting the merged 3/Voda will be willing to invest what it'd take?

Instead they go on about coverage and sweep capacity issues under the carpet: The former can be addressed by slapping a single tower out where coverage is poor, the latter requires that investment in better kit.

Voda and cornwall dont mix

Aldnus

Having spent a week last week in deepest Cornwall, all i can say most of my network was 2G wherever we went. i feel for those having to live with this permanently, there's a reason they still have live phone boxes in some places which wont be replaced once the digital switch over happens. I suspect this wont be improved as the population is fairly low so no desire to improve things.

our networks are rubbish

Howard Sway

"In its 2022/23 financial year, Vodafone's operating profit was approximately 14.3 billion euros. This figure represents an increase of nearly nine billion euros if compared to the previous year"

The special pleading when they have more than enough money to upgrade their networks is pathetic. The idea that investing the money to improve their infrastructure will get more customers who pay more for faster services seems not to have been entertained - just keep milking the massive profits from the old stuff for a few more years, take home huge bonuses in the boardroom and let some other poor bugger sort it all out once you've left.

Re: our networks are rubbish

Anonymous Coward

TBF, they tried investing. The government then banned the infrastructure vendor with the best technology and handed the costs of replacing that kit to the networks. Which means the customers either pay more and get a similar service, or pay the same and get a worse service.

Re: our networks are rubbish

Martin Summers

"TBF, they tried investing. The government then banned the infrastructure vendor with the best technology and handed the costs of replacing that kit to the networks."

My heart bleeds for them. Evidently they can afford to invest in whatever kit they need. Huawei kit is not the best, if you read the register regularly you will note that their source code, having been inspected officially, was lacking and riddled with bugs. They have chosen not to reinvest their profits in network upgrades. Simple as. Until recently Vodafone were the only network I paid (200 quid) to leave, the next was three.

Re: our networks are rubbish

Anonymous Coward

Having been involved in deploying that kit, I can confirm the radio features were (and still are) miles ahead of the competition.

As for the software, how many of the other network kit vendors have been subject to public audit? What do you think would be found if they were?

I've worked with the others too, and ropey software and config management is not limited to Huawei.

Re: our networks are rubbish

katrinab

Isn't all device firmware lacking and riddled with bugs? That is certainly not unique to Huawei.

Having experienced the customer service

Andy Non

of both providers, what happens if you combine rubbish customer service with rubbish customer service? Does it get better or twice as bad?

Re: Having experienced the customer service

Anonymous Coward

It's multiplicative, so Vodathree's customer service will be rubbish squared.

Probably be on a par with VMO2.

A Non e-mouse

It's almost as if the UK would benefit from having a single (non-profit!) company providing UK wide mobile infrastructure.

collinsl

You mean like how OpenReach is in charge of all the standalone phone lines (Except for specific areas like Hull)?

That works well as long as you have good government oversight and strict regulation, otherwise you end up in the situation we have currently where:

1. ISPs can blame OpenReach for every problem, but the public can't speak to OpenReach directly so there's no way of knowing what's true or not

b. OpenReach engineers are thin on the ground so problems take ages to get investigated and usually involve a fee for the customer if no fault is found, which it won't be if the ISP is at fault

†. OpenReach or their awful subcontractors like Kelly Communications make very poor targets-driven decisions like [1]stealing another customer's phone line to get a customer online on target because they then have a new target to fix the "borrowed" customer

iv. Despite the government regulation there's still a pervasive sense that BT Consumer has better access to OpenReach than the other ISPs who have to use OpenReach services

Oh, and since BT owns EE and gets OpenReach to run it, the most likely outcome of this nationalisation would be that OpenReach takes over everything and we therefore get whatever quality of network EE currently provides, but everywhere.

[1] https://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2014/03/mysterious-case-bts-borrowed-copper-broadband-lines.html

5g in 2032 ?

PCScreenOnly

Surely they will be selling 6g/7g to the early adopters and ignore specific areas again - aka 3g/4g, let alone 4g/5f

Re: 5g in 2032 ?

Spazturtle

They are talking about 5G SA not 5G. At the moment 5G is used as a data only addon on top of an existing network core. Voice uses the core which is either 2G or 4G (VoLTE).

5G SA is using 5G as the base network with all of the network setup being done with 5G and voice using VoNR.

Living in the past

breakfast

Reminds me of a great Top Tip I saw on Twitter back in the day:

"EXPERIENCE how people lived in the Victorian era by signing up for a mobile contract with Three."

Chloe Cresswell

My primary phone is O2, and I still end up on 2G sometimes (yay for rural lincolnshire) when the phone and sim work all the way upto 5G, so I'm not surprised.

I have a vodafone sim in an old Wileyfox Swift. I got lots of messages on it about how they are turning off the 3G network and how "as your phone uses 4G for data, but 3G for voice, you will be reduced to 2G for voice calls" which I found funny as the only voice calls I make are to keep the account live - the phone is actually used to talk to my car's ODB system and only cares about the mobile network for AGPS use.

Zippy´s Sausage Factory

It raised two major concerns: that consolidation would result in increased prices for users,

Consolidation always results in increased prices for users, especially when they say it won't.

and the post-merger company might not have an incentive to follow through on its proposed investment program to deliver network upgrades.

But why would they invest money when the merger is supposed to cure all their problems? Profit first, customers last, that's the modern way of business.

3's 3G Shutoff Is A Disaster

Anonymous Coward

I live in London and have a 3 SIM in a Sony phone that supports VoLTE but haven't been able to make or receive calls for many weeks now.

It appears that 3 have shut off 3G in this area but simply haven't made sure that VoLTE has been activation on their network for their customer's handsets.

Have spent about 5 hours on the phone to their Technical Support team across the last 10 odd working days and have explained what they need to do to resolve the issue and I am still waiting for them to do it.

Once 3's Technical Support team fail to resolve the issue I will probably raise a complaint, with the aim of taking it all the way to the Telecoms Ombudsman and then move that number to another network.

Not that there is much choice on that front, due to Vodafone and VMO2's networks sucking harder than a Dyson.

Re: 3's 3G Shutoff Is A Disaster

A Non e-mouse

I will probably raise a complaint, with the aim of taking it all the way to the Telecoms Ombudsman

Why? Do you expect the Ombudsman to do anything? (Except maybe add your complaint to their long list, shrug their shoulders, then move on.

Re: 3's 3G Shutoff Is A Disaster

Evil Scot

You mean GTEC. that little buggr wont let go of the floor. Dyson, don't talk to me about...

I agree

Greybearded old scrote

Yes, Vodafone is rubbish.

I had a Lebara account until last year, which is on Voda's network, and in the places I go most often there is no useful signal at all. I tried a Voda payg sim in case they were getting restricted bandwidth and that was no better. (In fairness my sister has a good service with Lebara, she doesn't live near me.)

Now I have Lyca, reselling EE, and I have very little trouble.

Re: I agree

Greybearded old scrote

Oh, and a helpline call gets:

1) Denial

2) A list of settings to change

3) A configuration text

None of which make any difference.

Lyca

Mishak

I originally tried Lyca when I decided Three needed to go* (even though EE have no usable signal where I live; the same as all the others).

However, I couldn't get WiFi Calling to work, with their support telling me they didn't offer it! Have they got it going yet?

* Three's WiFi Calling would drop out, sometimes for days (and sometimes only fixable with a new SIM).

Re: Lyca

Greybearded old scrote

Afraid I can't advise you there. I haven't been anywhere that had WiFi but no 4G signal yet.

Re: Lyca

A Non e-mouse

The MVNOs don't offer the full suite of services their service provider network offers. WiFi calling is usually one of the missing features.

Re: I agree

Anonymous Coward

careful with lyca they will come up with any reason to move you from a cheap plan to a higher priced one, they are conmen.

try changing bank card with them, see how that goes, apparently changing bank card (just a new one after the old one expired) terminates your contract and you must sign up for a more expensive one as your no longer a "new customer"

Fuck the scamming bastards.

Also you won't know but you are actually on a different tier than true EE customers, you will miss calls even when the phone say's you have signal, in my case missed vital hospital calls!!!.

(plain and obvious when you have a second work mobile on EE, that can be called but your private lyca phone sat next to it can't be called and goes straight to answer phone, same signal bars)

couldn't get away from them fast enough!

94-page missive

Ken Moorhouse

Has The Register been taken over by Private Eye?

Re: 94-page missive

collinsl

Be nice if they were, perhaps they'd revert to traditional English spellings rather than simplified

Been a while since I posted this...

GioCiampa

Turn the mobile network (masts, bandwidth, etc) into a "national grid" in the same way as electricity or gas is supplied - then allow every telco to access every part of it, and charge them for the amount of data they carry over it.

Two benefits as I see it:

1) Coverage is not (for any given location) dependent on who happened to put up the nearest mast.

2) The telcos will have to compete on cost, or (if more expensive than a competitor) value for money.

captain veg

"Last week VodaThree pledged to maintain social tariffs at £10 or below for at least two years after the merger."

Gosh, how generous.

My provider in France offers an entirely commercial and in no way time-limited tariff at 2 euros per month.

https://mobile.free.fr

It's free gratis if you subscribe to their broadband.

-A.

Anonymous Coward

Our corporate package is substantially cheaper than my consumer package. I think line rental is free, unlimited calls and texts is pennies per month with data not being a massive burden.

I think this is part of the problem: The bottom has fallen out of the mobile (air time) market and there's little way for the networks to differentiate themselves other than racing to the bottom in pricing. And we all know what happens when suppliers are in a race to the bottom: Overhead (quality, customer service, investment, etc) goes out the window.

So they haven't spent the money over decades.....

cookiecutter

and now want to be allowed to merge so that the C-Suite can get their bonuses? That figures.

5G in this country is bloody awful. The Government should have been kicking these firms in the head for the last 10 years! Where is the 1Gbps for 5G I was promised!?

Re: So they haven't spent the money over decades.....

AndrueC

Where is the 1Gbps for 5G I was promised!?

Where did you find that promise?

5G was hyped much as previous technologies were before it. Marketing departments took what had been demonstrated in a laboratory (or even just what a research paper said) and assumed the real world experience would be the same.

Adverts should never be believed and indeed it doesn't take much effort to avoid them completely.

Re: So they haven't spent the money over decades.....

Anonymous Coward

and where did that £6bil go that they should have paid in tax, but got off by taking HMRC head out for a nice dinner?

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2011/dec/06/hmrc-tax-deal-vodafone

Eeee

Houninym

Given V and 3 are both touting their claim to have really bad networks and my VMO2 experience shows they are pretty bad as well, EE don't have a high bar to reach in their claim to be the best network.

Re: Eeee

Anonymous Coward

And those pointing out that EE has the best network seem to be forgetting that they were a previous merger (T-Mobile and Orange), and that they're owned by BT/Openreach.

I've had a Vodafone contract for over 30 years and it's served me well in most places; poor signal at home, but wifi calling addresses that. My phone also has an O2 SIM as a backup, but it's rare that O2 has a better connection than Vodafone. Switching off 3G hurts as areas that had patchy 4G now fall back to Edge and you can forget any useful data connection. Vodafone was one of the first mobile providers in the UK, alongside Cellnet (that's now O2) and it's no credit to Vodafone that they're now third - but it was a merger that gave us the biggest network so I would hope that merging the 3rd and 4th players might give us a stronger overall service.

But I'm in a rural area, so what does it matter...

So is this why they turned off 2G/EDGE data for consumers?

Anonymous Coward

I'm with Vodafone because it has good 4G signal in my hometown. But I often lose it when I'm on the road.

In the 3G days, if I lost 3G and fell back to 2G, it would still give me a data connection, often using EDGE/EVDO ("2.5G") for the data (slower than 3G but not as slow as base GPRS; it was fine for checking email or SSH'ing to my server to do something).

Nowadays, in a 2G-only area I still see the EDGE data connection but any packets I send on it don't come back. Has been that way for years, in *any* 2G-only area: calls and texts work, and I get a data signal but I don't get to actually send data on it.

My hypothesis was they run the 2G data signal for smart meters and things but no longer let normal phones have any data unless it's 4G.

Re: So is this why they turned off 2G/EDGE data for consumers?

A Non e-mouse

The operators want to turn off 2G & 3G to reallocate the frequencies to 4G/5G (more bandwidth efficient - but over a smaller area) But the whole smart meter debacle is a very tiny piece of grit in their plans.

Re: So is this why they turned off 2G/EDGE data for consumers?

collinsl

Which is one of 2 large reasons why the electricity companies are supposed to be replacing all their smart meters with 4G compliant ones - the other reason being that the original generation of smart meters were provider-specific so you had to have your meter(s) swapped if you wanted to change energy provider.

Apparently that's not going as swiftly as they'd hoped though...

Inventor of the Marmite Laser

When all the technodribble has been soaked into the drooling bandana of indifference and the spiky pineapple of marketing hype has been stuffed into the anaesthetised arsehole of contempt, I'm left just wondering exactly how big and ruinously the mega-crap, sorry, mega-corp, will be increasing prices for no other reason than "because we can"

I guess pretty much like the way Three screwed me over by about 500% when they arbitrarily gouged the venerable "321" tariff prices because - you guessed if - "they could".

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