Boffins suggest astronauts should build a Wall of Death on the Moon
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A group of Italian scientists from the University of Milan have published a [1]paper suggesting that the best way to stay fit on the Moon isn't fancy space tech or treadmills: it's a good old-fashioned Wall of Death – minus the motorcycles and rally cars, of course.
Low gravity stresses and harms the human body in many ways, so humans living in space have performed customized exercise routines.
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But those workouts may not be enough for lunar residents who'll be on the Moon for the long haul, because of factors like the gait used to run on Earth turning weird at higher speeds in lower gravity.
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Using a centrifuge to simulate increased gravity isn't practical – such a machine would require lots of energy to operate, and would also be large, heavy, hard to install, and require maintenance. The alternative, according to the Italian boffins, is to let astronauts run on angled walls.
For those unfamiliar with a Wall of Death, it's a sideshow and circus trick that [5]involves driving a car or motorcycle on a near-perpendicular wall. Doing so sees the vehicle become almost parallel to the ground as it travels, which is possible thanks to centripetal force and friction.
[6]Scientists suggest possible solution to space-induced bone loss
[7]Long-term space missions may make liftoff harder for male astronauts
[8]I've arrived on Mars. Argggh, my back!
[9]NASA awards $1.5m for 'three steps to Mars' astronaut health program
To test their theory that the same design would work for humans operating under lunar gravity, the team built a 4.7-meter radius wood cylinder. A pair of volunteers were attached to bungees designed to similar lunar gravity, and after some familiarization runs were let loose.
"Each subject completed seven trials which were then analyzed," the team observed. "In each of the trials, participants completed at least an entire circumference/lap (29.7m), starting after the end of the initial acceleration and ending before the start of the deceleration phase."
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The researchers found this might actually work and be a fun way to blow off some steam after a hard shift melting Moon rocks or mining for water. Better yet, on a space-constrained lunar colony, astronauts could just run in circles around their own round quarters, the team suggested.
"A training regime of a few laps a day promises to be a viable countermeasure for astronauts to quickly combat whole-body deconditioning, for further missions and home return," the team explained. ®
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[1] https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsos.231906
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[6] https://www.theregister.com/2023/09/20/space_bone_loss_mice/
[7] https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/23/space_exposure_erectile_dysfunction/
[8] https://www.theregister.com/2016/10/26/back_pain_and_longlasting_spinal_damage_seen_in_astronauts/
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Re: Insert mad-scientist cackle here
My dear old things, can someone tell me why The Third Man was based in Austria, not exactly one of the top cricketing nations?
Stanley Kubrick beat them to it
By about 55 years if I remember the release date of the movie "2001" correctly.
Re: Stanley Kubrick beat them to it
Well, only sort of.
It is a centrifuge in 2001, but Clarke did explicitly point out that jogging around it in the "right" direction greatly improved the exercise without needing to spin the entire mass any faster.
Wasted effort
Why build walls of death? The place is positively infested with craters!
Do not remove helmet whilst exercising outside.
Will it ever be possible for humans to be gestated, born, and grow up in Lunar gravity? Or how about Mars gravity?
If not, any colonies will have to permanently rely on immigration from Earth or from rotating space colonies such as O'Neill cylinders.
The only honest answer to this question at this time is: nobody knows. And deliberately experimenting with such would be deemed highly unethical so the only way we're ever going to find out is if it just happens because the parents choose to.
No expert but the foetus develops immersed in amniotic fluid. An immersed neutrally buoyant body is not hugely affected by gravity so I doubt if there would be significant problems before birth, after it might be a bit trickier.
Next step....
Excellent start!!! Then the next step after circular-horizontal runners is to transform it into a post-apocalyptic highly violent ball sport. Teams of NFL-armoured players wielding baseball bats at a basketball-sized ball (and at each other) while an army of drones randomly drop booby traps and power-ups, all televised live for the viewing pleasure of a billion earthings.
What's not to like??
Re: Next step....
Well, yes... but look what happened to Moonpie...
Re: Next step....
I'm sure there was an episode of Citation Needed where the Technical Difficulties mused on the subject of football on Mars, and adapting the game to lower gravity.
Will it be cheating to wear rollerblades?
Less running, but faster means more centri(petal and/or fugal, your choice) force needed/imparted and hence more leg strength, heart pumping etc.
(jmch beat me to it, so I won't continue by saying that is one step away from "Rollerball - on the Mooooooon!")
Insert mad-scientist cackle here
"I will build a Wall of Death on the Moon!!!!" just begs to be said in a Dr. Strangelove voice, preferably seated in some underground lair in a volcano, whilst stroking a white Persian cat (and yes, I know that is more Blofeld).