Apple Vision Pro is creating a new generation of glassholes
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We had a word for [1]people like that a decade ago: [2]Glassholes . Thanks to Apple, they're roaring back to life in an era when bad viral internet content and [3]questionable vehicle autonomy technology adds a whole new dimension of safety risk.
The Apple Vision Pro was only released this past Friday, February 2, but US Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has already had to weigh in after a video of a Tesla Cybertruck driver using a Vision Pro headset went viral over the weekend, showing them tapping at space in front of them while their vehicle hurtled down a freeway, hands free.
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"Reminder—ALL advanced driver assistance systems available today require the human driver to be in control and fully engaged in the driving task at all times," Buttigieg [5]said in a post to X.
Reminder—ALL advanced driver assistance systems available today require the human driver to be in control and fully engaged in the driving task at all times. [6]pic.twitter.com/OpPy36mOgC — Secretary Pete Buttigieg (@SecretaryPete) [7]February 5, 2024
The Cybertruck driver captured in the footage later [8]claimed the whole thing was a joke, and that the headset "wasn't displaying anything but the road."
That video wasn't the only footage of a Tesla driver wearing a Vision Pro headset to hit algorithmic gold over the weekend either – [9]another video posted to X showed a Tesla driver using a Vision Pro headset while driving before appearing to be pulled over by police.
Think different. [10]#applevisionpro [11]pic.twitter.com/dEALUsntS8 — Dante (@lentinidante) [12]February 2, 2024
The driver in the latter video, Dante Lentini, told The Register that, like the Cybertruck video, his was a skit as well and his headset was only displaying a passthrough of the road. "I pulled to the right most lane, turned on Autopilot, and put the headset on for the video," Lentini told us via email. "I wasn't pulled over, hence didn't receive any ticket."
The police that show up at the end of the video, we're told, weren't even responding to Lentini but to an "unrelated incident with a car parked a couple spots down."
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Let's not kid ourselves, though. Stunts like these are only going to attract [15]copycats , with the end result eventually being someone endangering themselves, and possibly others.
This bad behavior isn't even new. Use of head-mounted computers while driving caught headlines in the Google Glass era too. In 2014, a California woman was ticketed for wearing a Google Glass headset while driving, though the case was [16]dismissed after her lawyer successfully argued the headset was off, and thus not a safety risk.
[17]Apple's Vision Pro costs big bucks to buy and repair ... just don't mention the box design
[18]Google Glassholes, GET OFF our ROADS, thunder lawmakers in seven US states
[19]What do we make of the $3,500 Apple Vision Pro? It doesn't take a magic leap to guess
[20]Google stops selling its biz-grade augmented reality specs
Glassholes, however, had one major advantage over Vision Pro wearers: They could actually see the real world. The Vision Pro might [21]look transparent , but it's just as solid as any other VR headset on the market, meaning a wearer's view of the world around them is only as good as Apple's software makes it.
Apple didn't respond to questions for this story, but the Vision Pro's safety information [22]page makes it clear that the headset isn't designed to be used behind the wheel – or anywhere else you wouldn't usually use a VR headset.
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"Apple Vision Pro is designed for use in controlled areas that are safe, on a level surface," Apple [24]notes . "Do not use it around stairs, balconies, railings, glass, mirrors, sharp objects, sources of excessive heat, windows … while operating a moving vehicle, bicycle, heavy machinery, or in any other situations requiring attention to safety."
In other words, it might be a pretty piece of kit, but it's still just a headset that you ought to be using like the [25]Meta Quest or any other – in the comfort of your home or office, not on the sidewalk or street.
Whether or not all those viral Vision Pro videos from the weekend were legitimate or staged doesn't matter. We live in the [26]post-truth era of viral internet memes, lest you forget, and it's only a matter of time before someone assumes what they've seen online reflects reality, gets behind the wheel while wearing Apple hardware, and proves [27]George Carlin was right yet again.
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Sure, they were obnoxious, but the threat to public safety presented by Google Glass is nothing like what we'll get when the Apple Vision Pro inevitably combines with [29]risky online behavior. Now if only "Vision Pro" was easier to turn into an insulting portmanteau. ®
PS: A tech analyst who was impressed during Apple's early controlled demos of the Vision Pro has started using the gear for real, and [30]found it disappointing : The field of view is narrow, and the user interface is difficult to manage.
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[1] https://twitter.com/TomValentinoo/status/1754135658099028272
[2] https://www.theregister.com/2014/02/18/google_glass_dos_and_donts/
[3] https://www.theregister.com/2023/12/13/tesla_recall_autopilot_safety/
[4] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2ZcK6GRmsAApIVysfyA-BfAAAAZI&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0
[5] https://twitter.com/SecretaryPete/status/1754559027688685941?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1754559027688685941%7Ctwgr%5Ea3f11bc495ad600769ae02a66b6c5b7dc6096758%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Ftechnology%2F2024%2Ffeb%2F05%2Fviral-tesla-vr-driving-pete-buttigieg-tweet
[6] https://t.co/OpPy36mOgC
[7] https://twitter.com/SecretaryPete/status/1754559027688685941?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
[8] https://www.sltrib.com/news/2024/02/05/utahns-hands-free-driving-video/?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot
[9] https://twitter.com/lentinidante/status/1753549370568368224
[10] https://twitter.com/hashtag/applevisionpro?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
[11] https://t.co/dEALUsntS8
[12] https://twitter.com/lentinidante/status/1753549370568368224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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[15] https://thedo.osteopathic.org/columns/the-dangers-of-social-media-trends/
[16] https://www.theregister.com/2014/01/17/california_traffic_court_dismisses_google_glass_ticket/
[17] https://www.theregister.com/2024/01/25/apple_vision_pro_china/
[18] https://www.theregister.com/2014/01/30/google_glass_car_ban_bills/
[19] https://www.theregister.com/2023/06/07/apple_ar_kettle/
[20] https://www.theregister.com/2023/03/16/google_enterprise_glass_discontinued/
[21] https://www.theregister.com/2024/02/05/ifixit_apple_vision_pro/
[22] https://support.apple.com/guide/apple-vision-pro/important-safety-information-c0c84db82a44/visionos#:~:text=system%20power%20occurs.-,Surroundings,-.%20Always%20remain
[23] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZcK6GRmsAApIVysfyA-BfAAAAZI&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0
[24] https://support.apple.com/guide/apple-vision-pro/important-safety-information-c0c84db82a44/visionos#:~:text=system%20power%20occurs.-,Surroundings,-.%20Always%20remain
[25] https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/16/meta_quest_3_ifixit/
[26] https://www.theregister.com/2016/11/17/posttruth_beats_chatbot_to_word_of_the_year_crown/
[27] https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/43852-think-of-how-stupid-the-average-person-is-and-realize
[28] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33ZcK6GRmsAApIVysfyA-BfAAAAZI&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0
[29] https://www.nsc.org/safety-first/viral-video-trends-gone-wrong
[30] https://stratechery.com/2024/the-apple-vision-pro/
[31] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/
Re: Tessholes
Just another confirmation that most drivers of MuskMobiles are assholes. Many of them were clearly the BMW/Audi assholes of the past.
There is a reason that the Model 3 has such small turn indicators on the rear as no Tesla driver ever uses them.
Oh, and in the UK most recent Tesla's are white. With our weather and roads... they never look clean. Here, every other colour costs £££££. Any colour as long as it is white. Madness.
Re: Tessholes
Madness! Madness I tell you!
Oh the humanity!
Re: Tessholes
Are you having an eppy?
Re: Tessholes
Glassholes driving Tesla's.
The perfect pairing for a disaster movie opening.
Hey, I'll say it. "They're wearing them wrong."
Re: Tessholes
"Many of them were clearly the BMW/Audi assholes of the past."
LOL I'd never thought about it that way but you sir are 100% on the money!
They claim to have a passthrough latency of 12ms, which is impressive to be sure. I suppose we'll soon know whether this is good enough to walk around for a long time without barfing. The field of view is severely reduced though, so even if walking around is okayish, driving is not , and will not .
I don't see a lot of people actually using the screen in front to display their eyes, it seems more creepy than useful.
One thing I haven't seen either is people asking angrily if the wearer is recording a video, which I remember was a feature of Google Glass. Maybe it pays to be second.
Drivers license renewals here require a test of your field of view. In that respect a driver wearing these would not be a legally capable driver.
"Drivers license renewals here require a test of your field of view. In that respect a driver wearing these would not be a legally capable driver."
I'm sure a driving test wearing a piece of opaque glass over your face would disqualify them from driving as well.
Glassholes
It always seemed a bit of an over-reaction
Were there really armies of google glass wearers following people into bathrooms to video them?
Was it just a slow news day and the Us equivalent of the Daily Fail had a field day? Did the hate just go viral for no reason?
Re: Glassholes
There are a load of Tesla Assholes with these trying to get their 15 nano seconds of Internet Fame.
Including one who faked being arrested for driving his TeslaTRuckPOS wearing one of these things.
https://9to5mac.com/2024/02/06/vision-pro-cybertruck-video-arrest/
Then there are those who really do drive with them on. Darwin's Law awaits.
Many other US sites are reporting the antics of these numbskulls.
https://insideevs.com/news/707382/tesla-apple-vision-pro-driving/
It is not just the Daily Flail.
Re: Glassholes
Yes but none of this explains the (alleged) pitchfork wielding mobs hunting down the original Google-glass wearers = "glassholes"
Re: original Google-glass wearers = "glassholes"
It was a while back, but wasn't most of the issue about the built in camera, and where people objected to being videoed (and very possibly recorded) without consent, by the glass-wearer.
Re: Glassholes
Armies no. Likely because there were enough bad reactions to people walking around with a headset filming everyone in sight and beaming data back to an advertising company for google to know it would be a bad idea to roll out.
Really? People playing Pokemon Go were a thousand times more annoying since Google Glass barely sold at all.
I’ve heard about glass holes but, rather like the supposed threat of being cancelled, I’ve never seen it myself.
Other than once seeing someone (a colleague) wearing one of those Microsoft helmets (whose name escapes me), I haven’t seen a headset of any kind since the old Virtuality headset that I saw at a conference once, years ago.
So, whilst I’m sure they’re out there, I’m not sure that they’re having enough impact that their users should earn such an epithet. Certainly not when there are actual fatalities being caused by people dicking around on their phones whilst driving.
Insult, you say?
There is something around the lapse in the perception of reality that wearing a VR headset causes… a lapse in Vision. Some kind of Vision Pro lapse of awareness…
I’m sure they’ve had their marketing department work hard in avoiding any easy ones but I have faith El Reg can get to the bottom of it
What was the point of the PS at the end?
Managed to find someone who hates an Apple product so you just had to share?
Tessholes
It is no coincidence at all that the plurality of these involved Tesla owners. Lotta -hole crossover there.