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  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Be honest. Would you pay off a ransomware crew?

(2024/01/10)


Kettle Believe us, we wish there was a simple solution that could stop ransomware dead in its tracks for good.

But we all know life is not that easy – nor is it hopeless. Some have suggested a total ban on ransom payments will help curb attacks, and we sympathize with that view. There is perhaps a discussion to be had, though, over the effectiveness of such a ban, as set out [1]in this opinion piece my colleague Jess wrote the other day. We feel it's worth debating.

Today we delve into that topic, and the deplorable tactics criminals are using to put extra pressure on victims, such as [2]threatening to call police SWAT teams on cancer patients. You can replay our chat below – or listen via your favorite podcast distributor: [3]RSS and MP3 , [4]Apple , [5]Amazon , [6]Spotify , and [7]Google .

On today's 16-ish-minute show we have, clockwise from top left in the thumbnail, vultures Chris Williams, Brandon Vigliarolo, Jessica Lyons Hardcastle, and host Iain Thomson.

This episode was produced and edited by Nicole Hemsoth Prickett. You can find previous Kettles [8]right here . ®

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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2024/01/06/ransomware_payment_ban_wrong_idea/

[2] https://www.theregister.com/2024/01/05/swatting_extorion_tactics/

[3] https://feeds.simplecast.com/Vnvf8Fkd

[4] https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-register-kettle/id1713589041

[5] https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fe62a659-3451-496b-b064-f30744c2ad65/the-register-kettle

[6] https://open.spotify.com/show/3SkH00VOX02KYNaAbYzajj

[7] https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5zaW1wbGVjYXN0LmNvbS9WbnZmOEZrZA?ep=14

[8] https://www.theregister.com/Tag/kettle

[9] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_security/cybercrime&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2ZZ8hmE-sXZ8HhC9tuKALOQAAAYo&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[10] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Headley_Grange

I won't even allow the JS to run the video player.

MonkeyJuice

If only you could convince your healthcare provider to do the same.

Go ahead, capitalize the T on technology, deify it if it will make you feel
less responsible -- but it puts you in with the neutered, brother, in with
the eunuchs keeping the harem of our stolen Earth for the numb and joyless
hardons of human sultans, human elite with no right at all to be where they
are --"
-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_