Vote now on who should take the lead in Musk: The Movie
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We had to check the date on the [1]Variety article a few times to make sure that the announcement of a Musk biopic at A24 was not a trick being played on the unwary. But no - Musk: The Movie is indeed in the works and has Darren Aronofsky currently attached to direct.
Musk appears to [2]approve of the choice of director, although we're not entirely sure that even Aronofsky's signature surreal style will come close to matching the batshit insanity of reality. For every Tesla and SpaceX, there is, after all, a Twitter and a Hyperloop.
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Aronofsky is no sure thing - there can be many changes in the make-up of a movie between inception and screen. Yet more intriguing, however, is who the choice of the actor representing Musk might be. Assuming Musk has no input - because if he does, you know he'd choose Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - who do you think can bring the right level of Muskiness to the role? They would need to portray deep themes such as absence of humanity.
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And then there is the source material. Should one start with Musk's relatively privileged early life followed by a bit of foreshadowing with his co-founding of x.com? Or dive into his arrival at Tesla and the unfortunate habit his SpaceX rockets had of blowing up? One could also match a montage of Falcon 9's failing to land with other significant events in Musk's life.
The movie could end with a shot of a solitary figure throwing dollar bills into a dumpster fire. A metaphor for Musk's social media adventures.
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However, first, an actor must be selected. One able to portray Musk with the gravitas to which the man is due. We spent at least five minutes in the office coming up with this list, but we're pretty sure some of the ideas are more about the characters they've played than the actors. Can you do better? Vote for your favorite and comment below to add your ideas. If you're not on our comments forums yet and would like to weigh in, you can sign up [9]here .
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[1] https://variety.com/2023/film/news/elon-musk-biopic-a24-darren-aronofsky-1235787115/
[2] https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1722994707842691159
[3] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2ZVSk1daGJxtK7n5JmbNu0QAAAIg&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0
[4] https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/26/microsoft_applied_skill_credential/
[5] https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/13/want_a_cybertruck_then_youre/
[6] https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/13/foxconn_satellite_network_first_launch/
[7] https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/08/esa_grits_teeth_readies_contracts/
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You missed one...
Danny De Vito in his 'Taxi' days...
Himself as Himself
There is only one Ego big enough to fit his Ego. Therefore, His Muskness will be played by His Muskness himself. The film will be featured containing all footage not part of the film script, filling ten hours of rants, insults and falsehoods depicting His Muskness in the Light of His Muskness Himself in all True Colours.
El Reg's suggestion
of Donald Duck seems fitting. I can just imagine his squawking tantrum rages.
Re: El Reg's suggestion
You're entirely right, and dammit, I frittered my vote on Mike Myers.
Please, please Regmeisters, can I change my vote?
Donald Duck? How about Scrooge McDuck?
Although Donald Duck's habit of going incandescent with rage, spitting and frothing at the bill are pretty apt.
Joaquin Phoenix
Joacquin Phoenix, with his experience of playing mentally unhinged clowns ("The Joker") and monumentally egotistical rulers of the world ("Napoleon") should have the chops to try take on Musk.
May I humbly offer up...
Ben Stiller, he's irritating enough straight off the bat....
Donald Trump!
Just look at the similarities:
Has the right physique for cage fights (well, I expect he probably thinks so).
Had a similar privileged upbringing.
Frittered most of his money away on bad business ideas (but claims they were all successes).
Enjoys being sued by lots of people.
And is also a great actor (what do you mean, he's not acting?)