AWS staffer shows off the workplace that used to be a prison
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Aerial view of former prison Koepelgevangenis in Haarlem in the Netherlands. The Koepel was a jail that closed in 2016 and has been redeveloped into a "tech hub." The river Spaarne runs alongside it (click to enlarge)
With a dome structure not unlike Rome’s Pantheon, the Koepelgevangenis in the Netherlands' Haarlem was designed as a prison along the panopticon principles, which means the guards can see the prisoners, but the prisoners don't know if they're being watched.
Unkind observers may conclude it is fitting then that Amazon takes residence in the Dutch national monument.
The structure was a working prison from when it opened in 1901 until 2016. After this, it was used to house Syrian refugees seeking asylum status in the Netherlands, before it was renovated and turned into offices.
AWS took up residency in 2022 in a bid to support local entrepreneurs and small businesses who also rented office space in the former incarceration units. Fintech lab Rabobank and tech services company Iron Mountain are also said to rent space in the unique building.
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But it was the power of social media which brought the unusual business abode to a wider audience.
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Posting on [4]TikTok , an AWS solutions architect took lucky followers on a guided tour of the unusual office space.
[5]Dropbox drops bucks to ditch digs in long-term WFH model
[6]Amazon mandates return to office for 300,000 corporate staff
[7]Meta spends $181M to get out of lease at vacant London offices
[8]Get your staff's consent before you monitor them, tech inquiry warns
The circular layout barely hides its former purpose, while the cell door peepholes left in situ are bound to tempt inmates, sorry, co-workers, to take a peek at their fellow platform laborers. The former cells have also been turned into meeting rooms, which raises the question, if you haven't been to a meeting which felt like doing a 20-year stretch, do you really work in tech?
Our intrepid social media node does, though, and her post was reposted on X, formerly known as Twitter, to give it a wider following. At least she had the self-awareness to note the choice of office space would get people talking about vendor lock-in. Far bet it for El Reg to add that even AWS still operates with a few bent [9]screws . ®
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[5] https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/23/dropbox_shrinks_hq/
[6] https://www.theregister.com/2023/02/20/amazon_mandates_return_to_office/
[7] https://www.theregister.com/2023/09/27/meta_coughs_181m_to_exit/
[8] https://www.theregister.com/2023/08/10/workplace_monitoring_select_committee/
[9] https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/32565/what-is-the-origin-of-the-term-screw-in-the-case-of-a-prison-guard
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Would it run BSD Jails?
Who's on GuardDuty?
Is there only SentinalOne guard on?
....I'll get my coat.
Do they Blockchain their prisoners staff up?
a prime AWS location — a one-hundred-year-old prison
It's there to act as as motivation to the distribution centre staff - if you work hard enough you might one day earn a promotion to a job in the relative luxury of a high security prison.
Re: a prime AWS location — a one-hundred-year-old prison
Probably if they happen to commit a crime and they get caught, they could apply to a judge to take into account time served at AWS pen.
PUNishment
is deserved for all the bad jokes. It's bad enough being a cube-slave without highlighting the obvious.
Gymnastics
AWS took up residency in 2022 in a bid to support local entrepreneurs and small businesses who also rented office space in the former incarceration units.
How is that going to support small business?
Surely by taking space, they make less space available for others and perhaps making it also more expensive by reducing the supply.
That's some corporate mental gymnastics.
I'll order a cellphone.