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Teens take a million metaverse Ryanair flights in Roblox

(2023/10/24)


Of all the things parents might suspect their little darlings of doing on game creation platform Roblox, replicating Ryanair flights likely isn't one.

And yet [1]here they are , checking in luggage, queuing at security, wading through duty free, and grabbing a dirty burger before making the arduous trek to the gate, where there is, lo and behold, more queuing.

The blocky little avatars then board a faithfully rendered Ryanair jet, replete with cabin crew performing safety routines and unappetizing in-flight grub. The flight supposedly even takes the players on a seaside Potemkin holiday.

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The Ryanair-themed "experience" (as Roblox games are termed) has proved so popular that the teens behind it recently celebrated their millionth flight.

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For the adults among us who are all too familiar with the budget Irish airline's unsophisticated take on commercial aviation, the fixation on Ryanair may seem an odd choice. Yet everyone needs a hobby.

Sebastian Coddling, 19, who is studying computer science at the University of Aberdeen, started work on the simulation in 2015 without the airline's permission.

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"I was young. I had no idea about copyright. But we just suddenly developed an interest in aviation," he told [6]The Times .

"We replicate things that the real airline would do and provide soft skills to people such as web development and teaching them about aviation as well.

"We do things like pack people into the aircraft, little legroom, and make them pay for some extras."

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Rounding out the authentic Ryanair experience, Coddling also admitted that arguments between travelers and staff were customary.

The airline is such a notorious spendthrift that it once "joked" about charging passengers to use the bathroom. However, [8]noises out of CEO Michael O'Leary suggest that the only barrier to genuinely implementing the policy is a logistical one.

[9]Come work at HQ... or find a new job, Roblox CEO tells staff

[10]Parent discovers the cost of ignoring Roblox: £2,500 and heart palpitations

[11]Walmart runs creepy 'advergame' on Roblox, where kids can make toy wish lists

[12]The inside story of ransomware repeatedly masquerading as a popular JS library for Roblox gamers

Yet the kids behind the metaverse version seem to take their roles seriously and harbor a strange fondness for Ryanair. Rachel Knight, 16, "human resources manager" for the project, started out as cabin crew – a career she hopes to pursue in meatspace.

"It's a rigorous training process. First of all is safety emergency procedures training, which is four days. And then I did a ten-day training [for cabin crew]," she told the paper, adding that one of Roblox Ryanair's goals is to "tackle the stereotype of Ryanair flights not going very well."

For this parent, at least, no amount of alleged "soft skills" will persuade me to allow my kids on Roblox. While the game is free to play, children take a certain joy in customizing their avatars with cosmetic items, which are purchased for a premium currency, "Robux." Access to the Builders Club, the game creation module, also requires a membership fee.

There are plenty of cautionary tales out there about kids [13]running up bills into the thousands for pixelated meta-tat, so we recommend keeping your credit card locked down.

Also, Roblox just... looks so bad. After a lifetime gaming, we struggle to see the appeal when there are so many brilliant, professionally developed titles out there – including ones that can encourage kids into computer science.

Clearly, there's no accounting for taste, but apparently even Ryanair is cool now, so we're already way out of touch. ®

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[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgsDcSl6PkY

[2] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2ZTfqKdbVmspzoMtZCme0qAAAAI8&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[3] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZTfqKdbVmspzoMtZCme0qAAAAI8&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[4] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33ZTfqKdbVmspzoMtZCme0qAAAAI8&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[5] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZTfqKdbVmspzoMtZCme0qAAAAI8&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[6] https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/roblox-ryanair-the-airline-where-theres-virtually-no-legroom-gkhthz97p

[7] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33ZTfqKdbVmspzoMtZCme0qAAAAI8&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[8] https://www.theguardian.com/business/2009/mar/05/ryanair-toilet-charge

[9] https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/18/relocate_to_our_hq_or/

[10] https://www.theregister.com/2023/05/22/roblox_shopping_spree/

[11] https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/25/walmarts_advergame_on_roblox_pushes/

[12] https://www.theregister.com/2021/11/16/nobloxjs_typosquatting_discord/

[13] https://www.theregister.com/2023/05/22/roblox_shopping_spree/

[14] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Pixelated meta-tat

abend0c4

The thing that struck me about this is that it's just a long series of brand names. That may well replicate the flight experience, but it's depressingly uncritical.

xyz

They should do a McDonald's* where you have to order stuff via touchscreen then fight your way through herds of Glovo riders to get your stuff and as you scoff more and more you start rurning into a balloon and rolling about the place.

*other food taterias are available.

Bathroom?

Peter Prof Fox

For a readership who pride themselves on precision and accuracy, you fail us by referring to the Toilet as a Bathroom. Why use an ambiguous word then there's an exact one in everyday use. If you feel there are Americans who may have a fit of the vapours then use a phrase like Where you pay the water rates or Turn my bike around or Ease the springs . There are many picturesque euphemisms to choose from.

Re: Bathroom?

abend0c4

I'm afraid "toilet" comes from "toilette", a small cloth, and was associated with dressing and, later, washing. It came to mean a dressing room, particularly one with washing facilities - see also "lavatory". And, indeed, "Water Closet".

Its use in this context is as much a euphemism as "bathroom".

Re: Bathroom?

Aladdin Sane

There's no actual term for the room in question, it's euphemisms all the way down.

Re: Bathroom?

Anonymous Coward

Shithouse?

Re: Bathroom?

captain veg

Crapper?

-A.

Re: Bathroom?

b0llchit

Dum[pb] store.

Re: Bathroom?

Snowy

Head.

Re: Bathroom?

chivo243

Latrine?? Library seems good too!!

Re: Bathroom?

abend0c4

Latrine comes from the Latin verb "lavare" (to wash) - see a pattern here?

The equivalent (reflexive) Spanish verb is "lavarse" which, recast in an Anglo-Saxon context, is probably heading in the right direction.

Re: Bathroom?

JRS

Bog

Re: Bog

captain veg

I'd say that counts as euphemism.

-A.

Re: Bathroom?

cookieMonster

The jacks

If teenagers have this much free time...

Tron

...couldn't we deploy residential treadmills. They could spend a few hours of each day generating green electricity for the family, working off some of that teenage energy they usually devote to vaping, gaming and filling their bedroom bin with soiled tissues.

MattPi

Honestly, this isn't *that* different than those long MS Flight Simulator flights I did as a kid on the Amiga. At a point, you kind got the plane going the right direction and it was a lot of watching the world go by.

Also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_Simulator_series

dhawkshaw

Is it bad that I recognise the airport ?

Leeds/Bradford LBA.

We replicate things

Anonymous Coward

Jesus (...) Christ

there's no such thing

Anonymous Coward

as bad publicity :(

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