Cat accused of wiping US Veteran Affairs server info after jumping on keyboard
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- News link: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2023/10/05/hospital_cat_incident/
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So we're told by a source, who heard the tale on one of the regular weekday calls held by the US government department with its CIO, during which recent IT problems are reviewed. We understand that roughly 100 people – contractors, vendors, and employees – participate in these calls at a time.
On a mid-September call, one of the participants explained that while a technician was reviewing the configuration of a server cluster, their cat jumped on the keyboard and deleted it. Or at least that's their story.
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Kurt DelBene, assistant secretary for information and technology and CIO at the Department of Veterans Affairs, is said to have responded on the call with words to the effect that: "This is why I have a dog." There was laughter and not much more – it was a short incident report.
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This is not an unheard of problem. [4]Anecdotes of [5]feline [6]data [7]vandalism [8]abound in various online forums. This reporter has personal experience with typos introduced by an orange tabby conducting a keyboard crossing to reach a sunny spot by the window, and one of El Reg 's editors has suffered similar issues.
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The late Boo was a Register disruptor during editing
So we asked the Department of Veteran Affairs to confirm the yarn. VA press secretary Terrence Hayes responded promptly with the following statement:
"On September 13, 2023 the Kansas City VAMC [Veterans Affairs Medical Center] experienced an issue with image transfer within Vista due to an inadvertent deletion of server profiles. The issue was quickly identified and the system restored within four hours. There have been no further issues or direct impacts to veterans from this incident."
Vista, in this instance, refers not to Microsoft's [10]much-maligned Windows operating system of yore but to the VA’s Veterans Health Information System Technology Architecture Imaging system, often rendered with a trailing capital, [11]VistA . An installation [12]guide [PDF] provided by the VA makes it clear that it would be no fun to deal with cat-edited configuration files in the administration's electronic filing system.
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No mention was made of the cat in the VA's statement. And when The Register explicitly asked Hayes to confirm the involvement of a problem with paws, he declined to comment. We informed him that we would be reporting what we heard and to let us know if our source's account was in any way not purrfect.
[14]Pasta-covered cat leads to kid night operator taking apart the mainframe
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[16]Your AI pet project is only as smart as its garbage training set
[17]Google and IBM square off in Schrodinger's catfight over quantum supremacy
We've not heard anything further from the VA, so we're left with a [18]Schrödinger's cat scenario, where the cat both exists and does not exist in different tellings.
We note that Congresswoman Suzan DelBene (D-WA), who is also Kurt's wife, does report having [19]a dog named Reily . Our source reports that occasionally the dog's tail can be seen wagging into frame during his video calls. ®
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[10] https://youtu.be/z4JL_lyjr3E?t=94
[11] https://www.va.gov/health/imaging/
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[17] https://www.theregister.com/2020/01/09/google_and_ibm_square_off_in_schrodingers_catfight/
[18] https://www.wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/2013/07/30/what-did-schrodingers-cat-experiment-prove/
[19] https://delbene.house.gov/about/full-biography.htm
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Nobody's purr-fect
He should definitely own up and face the miaow-sic.
Yeah, I'm not owning up to that pun though :)
Don't purr fuel on the fire.
The technician certainly let the cat out of the bag. It should give him paws for thought unless he's since drunk himself catatonic.
In response to the accusation, the cat said "Me-how?"
A cat that can type "DROP DATABASE veteran-affairs;"? With a bit of extra training it could be set to work providing it doesn't spend too much time playing with the mouse.
I have long suspected that most cats are secretly BOFHs
Most cats are BOFHs, but aren't very secretive about it.
Secretly?
I think it's pretty clear.
"BOFH you have the morals a cat"
"Take that back!"
"Ok, you don't have the morals of a cat"
With apologies to the Pratchett estate.
When they said to cat the file... I don't think that's what they meant
learning experience via cat
I was blissfully unaware Windows had a screen rotation option*, until a cat of mine (a long time ago, one of my ex cats) walked on my work laptop and I then had an upside down screen.
* Not a fan of the OS (home PCs run other OSes, so learn enough about windows to coerce it into behaving vaguely sensibly, within the limits available), just that windows is usually the OS installed on company provided based "corporate" laptops so no real choice but use it.
Re: learning experience via cat
Like 99% sure that was actually a function of certain drivers, not Windows. More specifically, I want to say it was an Intel driver thing, which would make sense considering most work laptops would likely be using some Intel IGP.
Won't someone think of the rodents?
Back in Windows 3.1 days (which for me, was around '97, I took a while to go '95, and almost another year to go fully Linux), my cat did it right. As I was browsing in something like the C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM\ directory, she suddenly took a swipe at my mouse*, as cats are wont to do, managing to select a fair number of system files and drop them I knew not where. I immediately realised I had to find those files before any shutdown, reboot, or system crash (Windows 3.1, remember?), and fortunately managed to do so before things came to a screeching halt.
* I had also had a rat for a pet previously, but that was completely unrelated to this mouse.
Not me
Nope, wasn't there. I think a dog ate his data.
I dunno
A typo here and there, sure, but the sort of thing they're describing as having happened should have required at least one confirmation dialog. Not sure I can believe the story as told.
Also, dogs are not above this kind of behavior. Had a dog as a kid who delighted in plopping himself down in the middle of my mother's stacks of neatly sorted coupons or stack of newspapers she was trying to read. Then if you tried to move him you'd get a low throaty growl saying, "piss off, I'm trying to take a nap!" Parents currently have a dog who likes to come along and stick her muzzle in the crook of your elbow when you're sitting at a computer, and then try to get you to pay attention to her. Dogs just tend to be a bit better at learning what their people don't like them doing, and modifying their behavior accordingly. Cats don't seem to give a shit.
Seems like a good "Who Me" article to me.
See title.
Purrhaps the technician should stop being a pussy and own up to his mistake?
Either way, I bet he's feline stupid after that little catastrophe.
Still, this story gives us something to milk for puns and jokes.