We'd pay good money to see... oh dear, Elon Musk 'needs an MRI scan'
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Yet buried within the replies of a Twitter... sorry, "𝕏" thread, the [1]notorious flake hid another get-out clause.
Talking up what he called [2]"immersive video" features on the really not quite "everything app," Musk went on to claim that his supposed bout with Zuck would be " [3]live-streamed on 𝕏 " with proceeds going to "charity for veterans."
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In the same string of ponderous quips, he added that he doesn't "have time to work out" so he brings weights to the office. "Am lifting weights throughout the day, preparing for the fight," [5]he insisted .
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Meanwhile, in the ghost town of Threads, Mark Zuckerberg's recently launched Twitter competitor, the Meta boss [8]responded : "I'm ready today. I suggested Aug 26 when he first challenged, but he hasn't confirmed. Not holding my breath."
Zuck has plenty of reason for skepticism. For one, Musk has enough money to say whatever he wants without fear of consequences, which [9]he does , [10]often . Case in point: the giant 𝕏 erected on top the company's San Francisco headquarters at the end of July was deemed illegal by the city, which issued a $4,447 fine in response. [11]It was reportedly the landlord that picked up the tab.
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But also hidden in a reply to the X News Daily account, which reported on the matter, the entrepreneur [13]said : "Exact date is still in flux. I'm getting an MRI of my neck & upper back tomorrow. May require surgery before the fight can happen. Will know this week." The "context" is that Musk "hurt his back sumo wrestling on his bday years ago and has been in chronic pain since."
The alleged adult men continued to [14]fling shit at each other for the rest of Sunday evening.
[15]One weekend's TwitX chaos brings threats from Japan; indemnity promises for users; prominent account seizures
[16]From cage fight to page fight: Twitter threatens to sue Meta after Threads app launch
[17]Mummy and Daddy Musk think Elon's cage fight against Zuck is a terrible idea
[18]Mark Zuckerberg would kick Elon Musk's ass, experts say
It wasn't a good day for Musk brain farts as a whole. As we [19]reported earlier today, in another [20]tweet , he claimed: "If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know."
The apparent irony of this statement is pretty clear if you've been following the ongoing meltdown of Twitter from household name to 4chan analog. X Corp, as the holding company is now known, has been fighting several lawsuits in which it is alleged it either cannot or will not pay its bills, [21]rent or [22]consultants .
Musk also congratulated Activision Blizzard on the recent release of [23]Diablo IV , in which he claims to play a "Werebear lightning storm druid." As he is head of both Tesla and SpaceX, as well as the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, gamers might then question why he doesn't have time to train if he does have time for a nearly 30-year-old dungeon crawling video game franchise.
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Will this fight actually happen? Over to you, dear readers. ®
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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2022/06/06/twitter_musk_bots/
[2] https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688085112615739392
[3] https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688091377823895552
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[5] https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688087050527113216
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[8] https://www.threads.net/@zuck/post/CvnechDSJeC
[9] https://www.theregister.com/2019/12/07/elon_musk_defamation/
[10] https://www.theregister.com/2023/02/04/musk_tesla_civil_fraud_trial_verdict/
[11] https://www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/s-f-elon-musk-x-sign-fines-penalty-18279779.php
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[13] https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688377445957652480
[14] https://twitter.com/xDaily/status/1688302150407835649
[15] https://www.theregister.com/2023/08/07/weekend_twitter_chaos/
[16] https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/06/twitter_threatens_to_sue_meta/
[17] https://www.theregister.com/2023/06/29/musk_parents_worried_fight/
[18] https://www.theregister.com/2023/06/22/mark_zuckerberg_vs_elon_musk/
[19] https://www.theregister.com/2023/08/07/weekend_twitter_chaos/
[20] https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688022163574439937
[21] https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/24/monarchy_chasing_twitter_rent/
[22] https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/23/twitter_consultant_lawsuit/
[23] https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688398144260718593
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If you were unfairly trreated...
Careful parsing of the "offer":
"If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know."
... will reveal a pair of sizable loopholes: what if you were _fairly_ treated by your employer due to posting (etc)? And what if you were 'unfairly' treated by your employer for being an ass, which was coincidentally correlated with your posting habits?
(There's also a smaller loophole: the promise is to 'fund' your legal bill. If that the same as paying it? And note there's no indication of the timeline: perhaps you have to fight your fight, win or lose, and eventually, once the (full) legal bill is known, Elmo's Gang will step in...?
Re: If you were unfairly trreated...
It would be the court who decides whether or not you were treated fairly.
Musky isn't offering to pay anything until after the court says the dismissal was unfair - and if they do decide that was the case, your former employer would foot the bill anyway.
So either way, he doesn't have to pay.
This all poses a very interesting question. What if a lizard was the size of a human? What strength and speed would it have?
The only reference I have for this is https://www.speedofanimals.com/animals/six_lined_race_runner
162mph. I think we know who would win.
Would you rather be in a fight with a single duck the size of a horse, or twelve horses the size of ducks?
I don't (do) want to piss...
off any antisocial media users, but who gives a flying? The best result, once his muskiness has overcome his cowardice (sorry, injuries) is for the two to kill each other and therefore provide the Rest of the World with at least some respite from their inane commentary.
I really couldn't care less (see leftpondians, that's how you utilize that statement) what happens. What would make it interesting is if Ellison and Satya were in the ring with the other two at the same time.)
Musk paying for something?
Yeah, right! He's not paying rent on his headquarters, so what makes anyone think he'll pay for someone's legal fees?
Does that hold true for ex-twitter employees?
"If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know."
https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-staff-slam-elon-musk-did-you-bother-to-learn-2022-11
"...After the engineer appeared to question Musk's technical competence, Musk called the engineer out on Twitter."
"Musk later responded that Frohnhoefer had been "fired," but deleted the tweet a few hours later. The Daily Beast reported that Frohnhoefer was still active on the company's Slack for several hours after Musk had said he fired him. Later on Monday night, the engineer said on Twitter that he had been locked out of his work computer."