Mummy and Daddy Musk think Elon's cage fight against Zuck is a terrible idea
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We don't recall Mary Maxwell Gates piping up when Microsoft was being accused of monopolizing the PC operating market in the early '90s, though she was probably thinking, "That's my boy."
Twitter, Tesla and SpaceX boss Elon Musk is a different matter. The world's richest manchild, who turned 52 yesterday, enjoys internet memes, cars and rockets – much like lots of others the world over – but his billions are often misconstrued as a free pass to do and say as he pleases.
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His potential "cage fight" with Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is just one example. The Register [2]covered the ludicrous exchange last week, and there's been no suggestion since that the bout will not go ahead.
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So enter Mummy and Daddy Musk, both in their 70s, to reel in their tearaway son (not that he'd listen).
Speaking to the [5]the US Sun , Errol Musk, who made a fortune from an emerald mine in Zambia on the shores of [6]Lake Tanganyika , said the fight would be lose-lose for Elon regardless of outcome.
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"The thing is if this crazy fight goes ahead, if Elon beats this guy, Elon will be called a bully, being so much heavier and taller, while if he loses the humiliation would be total. It's a no-win situation for Elon."
He added: "Elon aced purple belt in JKA (Japanese Karate Association), the best. But he does not know how to go for the kill. He cares too much."
Model and dietitian Maye Musk, who split from Elon's dad in the 1970s, has also expressed misgivings as any mother would. "A verbal fight only," [8]she tweeted . "Three questions each. The funniest answers win. Who agrees?" Observers noted Elon would win by default since we all know his legions of fans are like putty in his hands.
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She also asked computer scientist and podcaster Lex Fridman not to encourage the fight [10]when he said : "A jiu jitsu match between Zuck and Elon would definitely be a fun plot twist in this simulation. I'm all for it."
Unfortunately for Maye, it seems her words have gone unheeded as Fridman announced yesterday that he had been doing some jiu-jitsu training with Elon. "I'm extremely impressed with his strength, power, and skill, on the feet and on the ground," [11]he said . "It was epic."
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[13]Mark Zuckerberg would kick Elon Musk's ass, experts say
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Meanwhile, UFC boss Dana White has done little to defuse the situation, telling [16]TMZ Sports that both Musk and Zuckerberg are "absolutely dead serious about this" and that he's working toward making the fight a reality.
"The biggest fight of all time was Floyd
Mayweather
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, I just think it triples that – it triples what that did, there's no limit on what that thing can make," he said."This would be the biggest fight ever in the history of the world. Bigger than anything that's ever been done, it would break all pay-per-view records; these guys would raise hundreds of millions of dollars for charity.
"And you don't have to be a fight fan to be interested in this fight, everybody would want to see it." ®
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I blame the parents.
Naaah.. they are both fully capable of being assholes all by themselves.
..Although I continue to suspect that in the case of musk, it may be a medical condition..
I don't think I'd want a case of musk. It would probably be both vinegary, bitter and corked. Quite undrinkable.
Far as I'm concerned, the only outcome I'd consider a "win" would be for both of them to lose, preferably by taking each other out.
Set it up like Thunderdome, but with one fewer men allowed to leave.
You couldn't make this sort of thing up!
Yep, it's going to be just like that Friends episode "The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion", where that billionaire tech dickhead gets his arse handed to him on a plate, except here we'll see two of them get their arses kicked!
With any luck both of them will end up with broken limbs and some form of short term concussion, do the world a favour.
Re: You couldn't make this sort of thing up!
"short term concussion"
Why the pessimism?
We all know it'll never happen
Musk is a professional troll. He'll say whatever gets headlines, but it'll never happen.
Still someone (undoubtedly Musk) will come out of this looking like an idiot, so it's a win/win.
I think they should fight. Pit fight. Or cage fight. Mad Max style. You never know: It might just knock some sense into both of them.
Mud-wrestling while wearing Borat-style mankinis.. The meme-material would be bountiful!
Thanks for putting that image in my head, now I'm going to have to bleach my brain.
it would break all pay-per-view records
Don't think it's quite there yet. To break the records, I'd recommend putting them in a cage with 2 open ends, swinging on a rope above a pool of hungry piranhas. Possibly with a saw advancing slowly towards the rope.
Re: it would break all pay-per-view records
Not forgetting the sharks with frickin' laser beams...
Audience Participation
Bill Hicks had it right:
" Give these guys chain saws! Let them fuck each other up good. It’s not violent enough. Let these fuckin’ morons kill each other in that God Damn pit!
Give them chain saws… I want to see a fuckin railway spike go through their eyeballs.
How about this? give everyone in the audience a pistol. There you fuckers, [blam][blam] See who comes out alive [blam] "
Handbags at dawn
Can't think of anything else to type... although the mud wrestling in mankinis noted above is a must for any event like this.
From the moment this fight was supposedly a reality
I said that Musk would make some sort of excuse to back out. He's too busy, or Tesla's board nixed it as he's "too important" to the business, something like that. I must admit I didn't think "Mommy and Daddy told me not to" wasn't an excuse I thought he'd use, but maybe?
To quote David Spade's character from the movie PCU: It doesn't matter who wins because they're both losers.
That said, I'm still looking forward to watching Twitler get zucked.