'Joan Is Awful' Black Mirror episode rebounds on Netflix
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The new season's first episode, "Joan Is Awful," serves up a cautionary tale of accepting online terms and conditions without actually reading them. Major data privacy violations, among other horrible things, ensue.
Charlie Brooker's award-winning series debuted on June 16 with a blistering portrayal of its home streaming service Netflix, called "Streamberry," with a lookalike logo, color scheme, and trademark "ta-dum" intro sound.
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In episode one, title character Joan finds her life turned into a TV show because she signed Streamberry's terms and conditions without reading the fine print. In doing so, she gave the streaming service permission to use her likeness and her life for CGI content.
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Just 80 hours after the show's release, Google searches for "Netflix terms and conditions" spiked 596 percent worldwide, according to data spotted by Casino Alpha. The trend continued, and by June 24 the same search reached a five-year-high, increasing 1,524 percent.
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"It is clear that despite today's awareness of data privacy concerns being higher than ever, it is so easy to forget that terms and conditions are, in fact, a contract," its CEO Tudor Turiceanu said in a statement. "Companies know that, realistically, very few will sit there and read the T&Cs carefully, though clearly, as the data we analyzed shows, many became more aware of them following Black Mirror's first episode."
Despite being skewered by the series, Netflix joined in on the fun, and shortly after "Joan In Awful" debuted, the streaming giant launched its own [5]Streamberry site with a "You Are Awful" virtual experience. It asks visitors to [6]upload a photo of themselves, consent to their image being used for marketing purposes, and agreeing to the You Are Awful terms of use and privacy statement
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The terms allow Netflix to collect and use a ton of personal data including identifiers and geolocation, as well as "audio, electronic, visual, thermal, olfactory or similar information (such as photos, audio, or videos)."
This info could end up on "out of home digital and billboard media and fly posters as a part of the Experience," and it may be disclosed to third-parties. It continues:
By interacting with this Experience, you grant the Netflix entity that provides you with this Experience, its affiliates and respective successors and assigns and anyone authorized by any of them (collectively, "Netflix"), the irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide, non-exclusive right to record, depict, and/or portray you and use, and grant to others the right, but not the obligation, to record, depict, and/or portray you and use, your actual or simulated likeness, name, photograph, voice, actions, etc. in connection with the development, production, distribution, exploitation, advertising, promotion and publicity of this Experience, in all media, now known and later devised, and all languages, formats, versions, and forms related to such Experience without compensation to you or any other individual, unless prohibited by law.
Sounds eerily similar to what Joan unwittingly agreed to with Stremberry.
For the record: Netflix's [12]terms of service do not authorize the company to create content based on its viewers.
And while we can't confirm or deny any TV shows in the works about anyone foolish enough to sign up for the You Are Awful experience, some UK fans did see their [13]images on billboards promoting the new season.
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In other words: lesson clearly not learned. ®
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[4] https://regmedia.co.uk/2023/06/26/netflix.jpg
[5] https://youareawful.com/
[6] https://twitter.com/hashtag/YouAreAwful?src=hashtag_click
[7] https://youareawful.com/youareawful_terms_en.pdf
[8] https://www.theregister.com/2023/04/30/rsa_conference_black_mirror/
[9] https://www.theregister.com/2023/06/08/ai_deepfakes_sextortion_fbi/
[10] https://www.theregister.com/2023/06/17/google_searchers_from_years_past/
[11] https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/10/china_deep_fake/
[12] https://help.netflix.com/legal/termsofuse
[13] https://twitter.com/blackmirror/status/1671899584287633409?s=46&t=6-H_6p2INqGm8iQb3YTQwA
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[15] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/
Great spoof
A humourous cautionary tale for sure, but the ending is totally worth the cringeworthy moments! Plus, Salma Hayek!
Re: Great spoof
Yep - brilliant episode. Charlie Brooker also skewers - perfectly - the focus on negative emotions by media companies focus as it drives more engagement. Plus a great rollcall of some genuinely great comedy actors - Lolly Adefope and a most unexpected Rich Fulcher (unexpected because he wasn't going batshit crazy)
Netflix?
That's the one which works via an app on your mobe or PC?
title character Joan finds her life turned into a TV show because she signed Streamberry's terms and conditions without reading the fine print. In doing so, she gave the streaming service permission to use her likeness and her life for CGI content.
So entirely plausible.
shortly after "Joan In Awful" debuted, the streaming giant launched its own Streamberry site with a "You Are Awful" virtual experience.
Ha ha.
So they really were doing it.
-A.
Black mirror: it's either genuine over-the-top woke-ness or parody
In the first fifteen minutes we get, the gender divergent dude, the lesbian couple and the inter-racial couple. Considering it was written by Charlie Brooker, Black Mirror is either genuine over-the-top' woke-ness or parody, so obtuse that the target audience don't even get it.
Sign here. Bring your own blood.
That agreement seems comparable, even tame, compared to some of the 'we own your soul' releases I have signed as I have accumulated my fifteen minutes of fame. I have never enjoyed putting pen to such paper, having to quell the fear that I might one day 'go viral' for all the wrong reasons.
You Are Awful...
... but I like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vawBiuGHq1c
Though not what Charlie had in mind, I suspect.
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