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Dyson moans about state of UK science and tech, forgets to suck up his own mess

(2023/05/15)


Opinion If one man should know how living with the consequences of his own actions might suck, it's James Dyson.

The billionaire vacuum cleaner salesman has picked a UK national newspaper to vent his frustration at what he sees as the British government's "scandalous neglect of science and technology businesses," citing a [1]Times piece about the island nation's poor track record in semiconductor investment.

Dyson, who founded his eponymous bag-less vacuum cleaner company in 1980, let rip about rocketing corporation tax, damaging work-from-home legislation, and rules on "non-compete" clauses for workers which only extend to three months – a risk to intellectual property, he contended.

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"Dyson has just announced an investment of £100 million in a new technology centre in Bristol but we are investing far more in modern, forward-looking economies elsewhere in the world that encourage growth and innovation rather than deter them. Meanwhile, the prime minister refuses to meet entrepreneurial, technology-focused employers and investors like me," he said in [3]the letter to The Times .

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Strange then how it slipped Dyson's mind that other factors are contributing to the UK's struggle to compete on the global science stage, like, say, Brexit – that country-dividing decision which [6]scientists said would be bad for the UK field .

They are still saying that now. [7]Leading science journal Nature decried the UK's alternative to the Horizon program , the EU's €95.5 billion ($91 billion) science investment vehicle, which the UK has remained locked out of due to a series of [8]post-deal disagreements over Northern Ireland .

[9]UK's Dyson to vacuum up 300 staffers for its electric car division

[10]Dyson to build electric car that doesn't suck

[11]Dyson celebrates 'shock' EU Court win over flawed energy tests

[12]Dyson backs Britain plc with $2.5bn AI and robotics investment

Should Dyson be surprised at the state of affairs resulting from the decision to leave the EU, which he was so firmly in favor of? He believed that Brexit would make Britain such a brilliant place to do science and tech business, in fact, that he [13]promptly moved the headquarters of his own company to Singapore .

Then there is the entrepreneur's chumminess with Boris Johnson, who led the Brexit referendum campaign and later became prime minister on the promise of "getting Brexit done." Dyson famously [14]texted Johnson , supposedly to "fix" tax issues while making ventilators in the UK during the early stages of the pandemic.

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How then can Dyson have assumed Johnson was anything other than trustworthy? It was the bloviating political behemoth, after all, who set the tone during the post-referendum years when he allegedly quipped [16]"fuck business" at the suggestion that a hard-line departure from the world's largest economic bloc was not the most commercially wise trajectory. It was a decision which arguably also deprived any science or tech startups of unrestricted access to one of the world's richest markets.

Dyson might be excused, though, for directing some his ire at the UK's current prime minister. It is Rishi Sunak who is responsible for sorting out the UK science and tech strategy since he wrested power from Liz Truss a lifetime – sorry, six months – ago. Sunak's latest effort – a move to [17]rebrand the UK as the Unicorn Kingdom – was deemed sufficiently hilarious to make it onto BBC radio's flagship current affairs satire, The News Quiz .

But Dyson also had the nerve to slam the UK's track record on training, seeming to forget that his decision to offshore his manufacturing is depriving the public purse of its ability to pay for the science and math teachers the state education sector so seriously lacks.

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It is at this point we might remind ourselves that Dyson's company doesn't just make vacuum cleaners that suck. It also makes blade-less cooling towers, just in case you need a tool for dealing with large quantities of hot air. ®

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[1] https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/tech-industry-faces-great-british-brain-drain-s635wnctm

[2] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/science&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2ZGJXIQgTphfNXIa8oSBUVQAAAMY&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[3] https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/79fd9f44-f0fb-11ed-aa00-f221246813e4

[4] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/science&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZGJXIQgTphfNXIa8oSBUVQAAAMY&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[5] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/science&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33ZGJXIQgTphfNXIa8oSBUVQAAAMY&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[6] https://www.nature.com/articles/531559a

[7] https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-023-01471-6

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2023/02/13/uk_post_horizon_science/

[9] https://www.theregister.com/2018/03/01/dyson_300_jobs_electric_cars/

[10] https://www.theregister.com/2017/09/27/dyson_electric_car/

[11] https://www.theregister.com/2017/05/11/dyson_celebrates_shock_eu_court_win/

[12] https://www.theregister.com/2017/03/01/dyson_backs_britain_plc_with_25bn_ai_robotics_investment/

[13] https://www.reuters.com/article/britain-dyson-singapore-idUSL9N1WY023

[14] https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56819137

[15] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/science&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZGJXIQgTphfNXIa8oSBUVQAAAMY&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[16] https://www.thenational.scot/news/16310206.eu-diplomats-reveal-boris-johnson-said-f-k-business-brexit-fears/

[17] https://www.theregister.com/2023/04/25/uk_becomes_unicorn_kingdom/

[18] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/science&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33ZGJXIQgTphfNXIa8oSBUVQAAAMY&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[19] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Anonymous Coward

Dyson also owns a lot of uk farmland (around 36,000 acres) under the name dyson farming (was Beeswax / Beeswax Dyson Farming)

abend0c4

Bleats as it tweets as it gleans.

With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

Anonymous Coward

Thank you for covering pretty much everything I'd otherwise have wanted to point out about James Dyson, the epitome of arch-Brexiteer hypocrisy.

Let's not forget his more recent actions are on top of the fact that- some time back- he'd already closed his factory in England and moved *that* to south-east Asia.

Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

ratcatcher67

Move then.. not so great in the EU either...

Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

Yet Another Anonymous coward

Did, I'm not a fan of monarchy so lucky I emigrated.

My physics PhD is now making automatic surgical systems for somebody else's GDP

Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

ratcatcher67

Good for you...

Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

NerryTutkins

Me too, my skills now generate Eurozone GDP rather than go to fund massive royal wankfests in the UK.

Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

gv

But Brexit took away our freedom of movement?

b0llchit

Finally proof that people suck and politics blows. Or was that the other way around?

Didn't he also want to build EVs in UK too?

Gareth.

Whatever happened to his plan to build EVs in Blighty? I've not heard anything for years so presumably it's not happening any longer.

Re: Didn't he also want to build EVs in UK too?

Paul Crawford

You might be thinking of another Brexit-backing "entrepreneur"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/ineos-wales-france-cars-brexit-b1768142.html

The chemical conglomerate, controlled by prominent Brexit supporter Sir Jim Ratcliffe, said it will build the vehicles at the former Mercedes-Benz factory in Hambach, Moselle, following a deal with the German carmaker.

Production of a new vehicle inspired by the Land Rover Defender was due to begin in Bridgend next year, creating around 500 jobs once production reached full capacity.

The plant would have been built next to the Ford engine plant at Bridgend, which recently closed with the loss of 1,700 jobs.

Ineos said on Tuesday the French factory was "well located for access to markets, suppliers and automotive talent".

wolfetone

The thing is, James Dyson's words are a lot like his vacuum cleaners.

Shit.

Anonymous Coward

Yup, he sucks a lot more than his overpriced vacuum cleaners.

I find it staggering that so-called luminaries of industry have't quite worked out that isolationism doesn't even work for farming anymore, let alone any industrial activity. The only area where that can work for a while until the rot sets in (i.e. rampant abuse) is finance, which tells you all you need to know about where the Brexit lunacy came from. Sure, it richly relied on the inherent hate of foreigners of a still far too large part of the population (ask Megan Markle) to get its way, but as far as I can tell the core motivation was to escape those pesky European rules which seek to prevent US-style financial disasters from repeating themselves. And lo, in the US they already have..

Dyson is welcome to go. It's not like he's contributing anything to the UK anymore, so he might as well sod off.

Re: motivation

Roj Blake

It wasn't the pesky rules on finance that made him hate the EU so much, it was the ones that limited the power of vacuum cleaners - mainly because it turns out that his hoovers* have woeful energy efficiency.

* He hates it when you do that.

si 4

Seems a strange business move to insult your customers, I've had my DC62 for over a decade (have swapped out the batteries twice in that time) but won't get another Dyson now simply out of principle.

ratcatcher67

i thought he was insulting the incompetent government(s), not his customers..

"the PM refuses to meet entrepreneurial, technology-focused employers and investors like me"

Dan 55

Get over yourself, you make average vacuum cleaners that are overpriced and hand driers that spray droplets everywhere in a factory in Malaysia which uses forced foreign labour.

Reporting just as bad as ever in El' Reg...

Andy 73

What has Dyson's comments got to do with Horizon? You do actually understand that those are two completely separate things, and that NONE of the things that Dyson is complaining about would be fixed by Horizon funding?

I know a lot of people find Dyson a fairly difficult character, and yada yada Brexit bad, but "rocketing corporation tax, damaging work-from-home legislation, and rules on "non-compete" clauses for workers which only extend to three months" is nothing to do with Brexit is it? It's entirely the choice of the current, totally incompetent government. And nor does Horizon pay for "science and math teachers the state education sector so seriously lacks", does it?

Frankly the poor understanding around this topic is more suitable to reporting in the Daily Mail than what is meant to be a serious industry news source.

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Anonymous Coward

One real problem is the pay that engineers get over here; I know for a fact that my US colleagues get 2x what I do, and their cost of living is lower.

Do Dyson do the same, or do they offer better terms to get and retain staff?

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