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Winnie the Pooh slasher flick mysteriously cancelled in Hong Kong

(2023/03/22)


A slasher flick featuring Winnie the Pooh and other characters from A.A. Milne's beloved stories has mysteriously had its Hong Kong debut cancelled. Probably forever.

The flick in question is named Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey . The film’s [1]IMDB page offers the following summary of its plot:

After Christopher Robin abandons them for college, Pooh and Piglet embark on a bloody rampage as they search for a new source of food.

The flick does not look classy, if this [2]trailer is a fair representation. Reviews [3]suggest the entire work does not improve on the short.

The film has nonetheless generated [4]$4.1 million in ticket sales .

But its producers won't have the chance to add to that total in Hong Kong or Macau, as the distributor of the film in those territories, VII Pillars Entertainment, [5]posted to Facebook on Tuesday: "It is with great regret to announce the scheduled release of Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey in Hong Kong and Macau on March 23 has been cancelled.

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"We are incredibly sorry for the disappointment and inconvenience."

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No reason for the cancellation was offered, but it's not hard to guess one: China has for years censored Winnie the Pooh after netizens noted the character's resemblance to president Xi Jinping and used Disney's depiction of the fictional bear to mock the leader.

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Pooh and Xi – Click to enlarge

Xi – who presides over a regime that [12]rounds up some citizens in labor camps and conducts mass sterilization campaigns of the Uyghur people – is presumably not keen to be associated with an anthropomorphic bear and pig that go on a homicidal rampage.

Even a far milder Pooh film, 2018's Christopher Robin , [13]was censored in China – so delicate is the subject of A.A. Milne's creation in the Middle Kingdom.

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China can also be very sensitive about criticism of its own content: local netizens [15]objected vigorously to a New York Times review of sci-fi flick Wandering Earth 2 . ®

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[1] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19623240/

[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud-FBr74K8o

[3] https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/mar/09/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-review-cack-handed-out-of-copyright-horror

[4] https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt19623240/

[5] https://www.facebook.com/ViiPillarsEntertainment/posts/pfbid0uB7d1MTGELpwrhZo9YFfwFKtH6PbT6ro7uVfgmX8fjwcNFAUF6N4zYurNxnqdySDl

[6] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2ZBrf2CtCC@cyigCm@WhfZQAAAJY&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2023/02/02/china_quantum_computers/

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2022/11/30/cloudflare_china_networking/

[9] https://www.theregister.com/2022/10/06/great_firewall_of_china_upgrades/

[10] https://www.theregister.com/2022/08/09/china_minors_gaming/

[11] https://regmedia.co.uk/2018/08/03/pooh-ping.jpg

[12] https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/10/in_brief_ai/

[13] https://www.theregister.com/2018/08/04/china_winnie_the_pooh/

[14] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44ZBrf2CtCC@cyigCm@WhfZQAAAJY&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[15] https://www.theregister.com/2023/02/02/china_quantum_computers/

[16] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



I don't get

First Light

. . the supposed resemblance. But the thin-skinned response is ludicrous.

Re: The resemblance

Flocke Kroes

I think the [1]pictures that got this started were when Obama visited China to talk with Xi. Someone must have carefully selected stills from the film to get Winnie and Tigger in the same positions as Xi and Obama.

[1] https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/07/china-bans-winnie-the-pooh-film-to-stop-comparisons-to-president-xi

Re: I don't get

b0llchit

... while the rest of the world is laughing their ass off. The more you resist, the more we laugh.

GraXXoR

“Cancelled? How odd!” said Pooh, looking from side to side guiltily.

“Curiouser and curiouser,” replied Alice, concerned.

Oh wait. Wrong franchise. This is apparently the real world.

Mine’s the surreally large pint of honey mead.

Pooh and Piglet

Winkypop

So, Xi and Putin then.

Wierd

Anonymous Coward

What kind of a person wants to make a Winnie the Pooh horror film? It sounds like a drunken joke made in a bar that someone thought was actually a serious suggestion.... The other possibility is that they deliberately made the movie in the hope that negative publicity (from Disney, parents of young children and /or China) would drive ticket sales....

Re: Wierd

John Sager

The concept is off the wall enough to garner a few followers. It might even be bad enough to become a cult classic like 'Plan 9 from Outer Space'.

Re: Wierd

Catkin

One component is that it became public domain last year

Re: Wierd

vishal vashisht

oh come on...pooh is obviously a psychopath...no one eats that much honey without having something wrong with them

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