Oh, 07734! Internet Archive debuts vintage calculator emulator
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- News link: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2023/01/30/internet_archives_calculator_emulator/
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The Archive's "Calculator Drawer" – as it has named the collection – includes classic machines from Texas Instruments' graphing calculator series. You'll find the TI 73 Explorer, 81, 82, 83 Plus, 85, 86, and – the holy grail – the 89. All of these became ubiquitous because they were allowed into college entrance exams and various standardized tests. Many a calculator that started life in that role ended up in a university student's backpack and – failing theft or misplacement – eventually landed in the engineer's work drawer.
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A selection of digital replicas included in the Calculator Drawer - Click to enlarge
Also in the [2]drawer is 1989's bright yellow cartoonish calculator geared for children, the Vtech Number Muncher, plus HP's more sophisticated 38G, 48G+, 48GX, and 49G models.
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For anyone who lost their calculators long ago, the muscle memory needed to make them work returns quickly when using the emulators. The reasons why one might need to compute integrals and derivatives, maybe a little less so.
The Internet Archive does provide [7]manuals for ten of the fourteen calculators. But for those who can't be bothered with the 527-page guidebook for the TI-89, the look and feel of the emulator's design is enough to jolt one back into user mode.
The renditions of the user interfaces are not only accurate, but also in some cases – like the HP 48G+ and Vtech Number Muncher – include sound.
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HP 48G+ – Click to enlarge
What is missing is any type of haptic feedback. Given the effort required to get the emulators to the impressively realistic point they are at today, complaints could be withheld.
The calculators employ the MAME Artwork System. That allows for open-source emulator MAME to move beyond vector-based drawing and render digital clones of devices that reflect the original's screen or lights, thus creating an actual image rather than a line drawing. It's the same tech used to recreate classic arcade games within MAME and has been used on over 1400 systems.
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And while these calculators aren't exactly arcade games, they still lend themselves to some wistful footling. So, as the [10]Internet Archive puts it: "go forth and literally multiply."
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Just don't forget to turn them on. ®
Bootnote: Here's the perfect soundtrack if you take the emulators for a spin.
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[1] https://regmedia.co.uk/2023/01/30/internet_archive_calculator_drawer.jpg
[2] https://archive.org/details/calculatordrawer
[3] https://www.theregister.com/2018/04/12/billy_mitchell_donkey_kong_twin_galaxies/
[4] https://www.theregister.com/2017/06/15/microsoft_pac_man/
[5] https://www.theregister.com/2022/03/12/obit_mary_coombs/
[6] https://www.theregister.com/2022/12/05/working_apple1_byte_shop_computer/
[7] https://archive.org/details/calculatorstash
[8] https://regmedia.co.uk/2023/01/30/hp48gplus_calculator.jpg
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[10] https://blog.archive.org/2023/01/29/a-calculated-move-calculators-now-emulated-at-internet-archive/
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[13] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSBybJGZoCU
[14] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/
[TI & HP] were allowed into college entrance exams and various standardized tests
A Casio fx-95 got me through mine perfectly well.
These rules of which the author speaks must be from a country determined to defend the free world against non-US calculators or something like that.
Re: [TI & HP] were allowed into college entrance exams and various standardized tests
I thought the lack of Casios in general was a bit odd.
But I actually don't need an emulator for my Casio fx-250 as I still have it. And it still works...
What no 5318008
I'm amazed. This story has been up for over an hour and that number isn't in the comments.
Re: What no 5318008
Probably too early for the tweenagers.
What's the point
in being grown-up if you can't act like a 14-year-old boy on the internet.
Re: What's the point
It's not a matter of being grownup, it's a matter of not finding a "joke" that I first heard when walking my pet dinosaur.very funny anymore.
Re: What's the point
No, it's not funny at all when you're 55378008.
Re: What no 5318008
The topic came up during editing and we decided not to go there.
I was surprised when I had to buy a modern calculator for my daughter. There isn't any choice available. Every modern calculator that I could find, regardless of the brand stamped on it, seems to use exactly the same chip, and often the same circuit board.There is nothing to choose between them.
TBH, they are probably produced by the pallet load in some factory in Shenzhen, China. That seems to be the case with pretty much all electronics these days. No variety. I miss the days when you could pick up some device, and think "What the hell were they thinking?" as you try and work out how to hold and use the device without getting RSI..
I dunno, my daughter still managed to buy the "wrong sort" of scientific calculator for school (UK), thus requiring a second purchase.
Back in the day it was Casio all the way; TI were certainly not to be trusted.
If you have a workstation with 256GB of RAM...
...Then you have more memory than the combined total of all the models listed in this article ever shipped.
Don't feel old, just drink a beer. You have earned it!