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Liz Truss ousted as UK prime minister, outlived by online lettuce

(2022/10/20)


The analogy was first drawn by august finance journal The Economist, which said the shelf-life of a lettuce was longer than Liz Truss's period with any actual political power as British Prime Minister, after she "blew up her own government with a package of unfunded tax cuts and energy-price guarantees on September 23."

Then no-holds-barred tabloid the Daily Star ran with the idea, broadcasting [1]a live online feed of an actual [2]lettuce decaying in real-time next to a photo of the British Prime Minister. Could the lettuce last longer than Truss, whose political future appeared doomed?

Now, the salad veg appears to have won, looking a little shoddy but at a stretch still edible next to Truss, who is totally finished: she resigned as leader of the Conservative Party and Prime Minister this afternoon, UK time. She was officially in power for just 44 days.

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This departure comes after she sacked the UK Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng mid-October for implementing her pisspoor package of tax cuts, and replaced him with Jeremy Hunt, who was then seen as the de facto ruler. Then her Home Secretary was pushed out, some more U-turns, mild chaos in Parliament, and then some.

Zero Truss Architecture

Truss's decision to quit followed a meeting with Sir Graham Brady, chairman of [4]the 1922 Committee .

For those who might assume such a thing emerged fully formed from a Monty Python sketch or the pages of a Borges short story, the 1922 Committee is a group of Conservative Party Members of Parliament who do not sit on the front bench (the leadership team either in government or opposition). Members of the group provide a way for backbenchers to co-ordinate and discuss their views independently of the party leadership. This being Britain, it of course began as a small dining group of new members elected in 1922.

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If enough Conservative MPs do not support the party leader, they can have them removed via a process run by the 1922 Committee. Both Truss, and her predecessors Boris Johnson and Theresa May, were removed this way… in less than four years.

Readers may remember Johnson resigned in July. Having been in power for two and a half years, he at least [7]left enough of a tech legacy for The Register to review.

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Lasting just six weeks, Truss gives us no such option. But, as one [9]keen tech copywriter pointed out, it at least gives us a minimum unit of political tenure, with 1 Merkel equal to approximately 140 Trusses, something The Register can at least add to its [10]weights and measures standards converter .

[11]UK politico proposes site for prototype nuclear fusion plant

[12]Bank of England puts cloud analytics on todo list after seeing off market collapse

[13]Post-Brexit 'science superpower' UK still hasn't appointed a science minister

[14]Rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth II – Britain's first high-tech monarch

[15]UK govt refuses to give up on scoring Arm dual-listing for London

The Conservative Party will now go through a leadership candidate selection process with Members of Parliament, and then to a vote of its own party members, repeating the process through which it selected Truss, the prospect of which leaves most of the British population considering the more palatable option of eating their own heads.

At least the process is promised to take less than a week this time, rather than the six weeks it took to select Truss.

Since Monty Python star John Cleese seems [16]determined to demonstrate exactly how cancelled he is by appearing all over the media, perhaps the former Minister for Silly Walks would consider a return to frontline politics. Surely it couldn't be any worse? Could it? ®

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[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-RE95lKJ0

[2] https://www.economist.com/leaders/2022/10/11/liz-truss-has-made-britain-a-riskier-bet-for-bond-investors

[3] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2Y1HE9g9AMlFix8UD7G1c7wAAAAo&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[4] https://www.parliament.uk/site-information/glossary/1922-committee-the-22/

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[7] https://www.theregister.com/2022/07/07/boris_johnson_tech_legacy/

[8] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44Y1HE9g9AMlFix8UD7G1c7wAAAAo&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[9] https://twitter.com/DerBren/status/1583079633645289474

[10] https://www.theregister.com/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html

[11] https://www.theregister.com/2022/10/05/reesmogg_proposes_site_for_prototype/

[12] https://www.theregister.com/2022/10/03/bank_of_england_dta_analytics/

[13] https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/28/uk_science_minitser_role_empty/

[14] https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/08/queen_elizabeth_dies/

[15] https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/16/uk_government_refuses_to_give/

[16] https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/oct/11/john-cleese-broadcast-cancelled-bbc

[17] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



If a mistake is bad enough ...

Pete 2

> repeating the process through which it selected Truss

... it's worth repeating.

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

Korev

Her election campaign lasted longer than her tenure as Prime Minister...

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

Yet Another Anonymous coward

Since BJ is front runner to replace her, and will inevitably soon fall to some sex/finance scandal - I'm beginning to think somebody missed a break; condition

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

NewModelArmy

Here is how the German media reported the chaos in Parliament last night about the voting for fracking.

If you don't speak German, don't worry, it is worth the 13 second wait.

https://twitter.com/ProMediaRes1/status/1583060519908696066

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

Michael Hoffmann

Not to nitpick, but she was quoting the supposed statement from one of the Tory whips during that final fracking fracas. She says so, too. A lot of the Twitter comments also seem to miss that (except those who actually speak German and so go the full context).

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

JoeCool

So .... are you implying the conservative party is not competent to vote for their own leader ?

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

James O'Shea

He's implying that Tories aren't competent.

He's correct.

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

Anonymous Coward

They have plenty of recent experience so should be seasoned pros by now.

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

R Soul

are you implying the conservative party is not competent to vote for their own leader ?

The evidence for that is compelling, given the last three they picked. And the next one.

Obvious solution

Yet Another Anonymous coward

Introduce conscription - everyone is forced to be prime minister in turn, at gun point

Re: Obvious solution

codejunky

@Yet Another Anonymous coward

"everyone is forced to be prime minister in turn, at gun point"

I wouldnt be shocked if this was required as who would want this poison pill in this party or any other?

Re: Obvious solution

Flocke Kroes

You are quite right: it is not just the prime minister or the conservative party that is the problem. The entire house of commons is a barrier to constructive government. Although the appropriate time is approaching, the problem with the Guy Fawkes solution is they would get replaced by more of the same. I propose replacing the lot with [1]sortition . That way only 50% would be below average intelligence/competence/criminality/...

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sortition

Re: Obvious solution

xyz

It's like Boss Baby, when everyone was CEO of BabyCorp for about 10 minutes each before they were dumped. The triplets were the best.

Re: Obvious solution

fidodogbreath

Anyone who wants to be the leader of a major country should be automatically disqualified from the job.

Re: Obvious solution

lglethal

No you dont need to go that far.

Simply ban anyone who is (or studied to be) a lawyer, union rep, political scientist (gah i feel dirty just using the term), or who's only work experience involves working for a political party, union, an MP's office or a multi-million dollar family business. It might also be good to ban anyone that studied at Oxbridge (or uses the term "read at so and so college" when referring to going to a university), or who went to Eton. But that might be going too far as occasionally good one's pop out (e.g. Ian Hislop).

Maybe then you would get some people in who actually know how to be adults, compromise and come up with solutions, rather than only knowing how to argue vehemently and come up with soundbites.

Re: Obvious solution

Yet Another Anonymous coward

Wouldn't we then end up with a chamber full of experts with long experience and the time for careful debate unconcerned with sound bites and political manoeuvring?

Plus some Russian oligarchs who bunged the party a few Roubles

Re: Obvious solution

Red Ted

From the late great Douglas Adams:

“The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

“To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.

“To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

Re: Obvious solution

Anonymous Coward

>>>who would want this poison pill in this party or any other?

Plenty of power-hungry sociopaths to choose from still.

Re: Obvious solution

Triggerfish

Every time we get rid of one I think a stake through the heart just to make sure is in order.

Re: Obvious solution

Yet Another Anonymous coward

At the currently exponentially decreasing tenure we are soon going to reach the stage of prime-ministers / second and this would cause massive deforestation.

Re: Obvious solution

ciaran

My take at a solution is to choose members of parliament by lottery:

- anyone eligible must submit a form saying they agree to drop their current activities for 4 or 5 years

- no need for political parties, no funding for political parties.

- the group chosen decides on a leadership committee

- all members get an office and a budget, and can work on whatever preoccupies them

- including hiring auditors and running tribunals

- members can pool budgets on a year-by-year basis

- the role of government is like a board of directory, they're not there to take decisions

- the civil service takes decisions under guidance of the leadership committee.

Re: Obvious solution

David Nash

But how could you prevent political parties emerging? you can't really prevent free association with like-minded people.

Re: Obvious solution

Anonymous Coward

Here national political parties aren't allowed at the city mayor/council elections.

So you get "parties" who are owned by either the Police union or the property developers.

You can tell which because they are all called "Safer CITY" or "CITY growth"

Re: Obvious solution

rcxb

You know... Trump may be available.

Re: Obvious solution

James O'Shea

Take him. Please. We'll pay you to take him.

Re: Obvious solution

Anonymous Coward

So the punishment for sedition is to be made British Prime-minister?

Seems harsh

Check the icon, I'm running for office now!

Anonymous Coward

This makes me think that Truss is smarter than Johnson. Brexit is "done", the Prime Minister Election is "done" and we're just moving forward, the past is past again. This illustrates that getting things done is not the same as getting things working (yes the icon is only a joke).

Pierre 1970

As an argie, joining Monty Python and Borges in one sentence made my day, if not the week, month or even the whole year.

Yet Another Anonymous coward

>made my day, if not the week, month or even the whole year.

So we're friends now ?

Pierre 1970

Yeap...just forget the hand of god

Export please!

chivo243

I'm thinking other countries would benefit from this 1922 group of political assassins! A lot of them!

Re: Export please!

devin3782

Who assassin their target by shooting them through their own heads. Calling yourselves the 1922 tells you all you need to know about their general outlook

Re: Export please!

Yet Another Anonymous coward

As opposed to the 1911 committee where they just give you a pistol and one bullet

Re: Export please!

Joe W

How about 1812? With cannons?

Re: Export please!

Phil O'Sophical

1066, with an arrow?

Re: Export please!

jake

Time flies like and arrow, and all that?

1066, with an arrow?

Irony Deficient

The 66,000,000 BC Committee, with a candlestick in the library an asteroid?

Online Leadership Election

Dunstan Vavasour

Not sure about running the members' ballot online...

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/kemi-badenoch-admits-she-hacked-a-labour-mps-website-to-say-nice-things-about-the-tories-142388

45RPM

If an election isn’t called now then democracy in this country is well and truly dead (at least for the time being), and it’s been looking suspiciously nailed to its perch in this country ever since Brexit.

It seems that we get whoever the tabloids (including that honorary tabloid, The Maily Telegraph) want us to get, and the majority of the population is too bovine and slow on a diet of social media to question the idiocy of voting Conservative or supporting whatever Farage is doing these days.

Yet Another Anonymous coward

A group of elected Tory MPs elect a committee to elect who becomes the next PM - that's like democracy**3, you can't get much more democracy than that !

David Nash

Amusing comment but that isn't what happens! The committee oversee the election process, which takes place among the party members.

I do think there should be a way for the population at large to demand a general election though.

Yet Another Anonymous coward

I thought the complaint was that the PM was ultimately chosen by 100,000 ancient golf-club party members and it would be more democratic if they were chosen directly by MPs (guided by the whips)

Phil O'Sophical

I do think there should be a way for the population at large to demand a general election though.

I'm not so sure. We'd end up having one every month.

General Election

alain williams

If the new government (led by whoever Prime Minister) followed roughly the [1]2019 Tory manifesto then I would be content to not have a GE. If they do not then a GE should be mandatory.

(I will accept changes mandated by unforseeable events like Covid & Putin's war.)

I pity satire writers - they must be struggling to keep up and find that events are more surreal than they could invent.

[1] https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50524262

Disgusted Of Tunbridge Wells

"Democracy doesn't count when I disagree with the outcome"

Anonymous Coward

That's the MAGA Republicans' position in a nutshell.

Yet Another Anonymous coward

Although rather more eloquently and with multiple syllables

John Brown (no body)

So, more like "Not win. Stole vote. Vote wrong!!"

"Democracy doesn't count when I disagree with the outcome"

hplasm

Username checks out...

Please help me here

Lis

Just what is this article doing on a tech blog? Was

it posted here by mistake?

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