Google Japan goes rogue with 5.4ft long keyboard
(2022/10/04)
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- News link: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2022/10/04/google_japan_gboard/
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Google's Japan business appears to have ignored its semi-official "Don't be Evil" motto by publishing blueprints for the Gboard Bar, a 1.65m (5.4 feet) QWERTY keyboard.
As the [1]search giant explains, the DIY hardware has keys arranged in a straight line "so you don't have to look around." And yes, it's not even alphabetical, which may or may not have helped locate keys more swiftly when the layout is longer than most desks are wide.
As someone who spends an inordinate amount of time using a keyboard for both work and leisure, I wracked my smooth brain for reasons why this could possibly be a good idea.
[2]
Thankfully, while the accompanying video comes across as sincere at first, it's clearly not meant to be taken seriously, although Japan is a strange and wonderful place with many idiosyncratic tastes, including in keyboards.
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[5]Youtube Video
"The width is only 0.064mm, making it convenient even on desks where documents are piled up," a proud engineer tells us.
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"The prototype was about 2,400mm long, but we have succeeded in making it more compact," the narrator adds earnestly.
"With this keyboard, it is very convenient to know immediately that the 16th letter from the left is 'G'," says one user.
"I remember it by length. Like 23cm from the left is 'S'," says another, helpfully getting a tape measure out to demonstrate the convenience.
[7]FYI: TikTok tracking pixels can be found all over the web – just like Meta, Google
[8]Google Translate dropped in mainland China
[9]Google delays execution of doomed Chrome extensions
[10]Google Cloud is super keen to keep certain customers on pricey Intel VMs
The video goes as far as to claim that pair programming on such a device doubles development speed, though I'd like to see how long it takes a couple of coders working on the Gboard to file for divorce.
Other suggested use cases include tightrope walking, reaching for light switches, fishing something out from under the couch, and a means to measure height. Google says you can even install a bug-fixing module, which is a net attached to the end.
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So no, Google Japan hasn't actually gone off the deep end (we hope), it's just another concept from a company with too much time and money on its hands, [12]like Stadia .
Unlike Stadia, however, Google has [13]put the project on GitHub so anyone with a 3D printer and a bit of circuitry know-how can produce the monstrosity for themselves.
If you feel so inclined, remember to get in touch and show us how you made use of your Gboard.
The "Bar version" design follows on from a [14]keyboard that doubled as a cup . Prior iterations all came out on April 1. Still, we can't wait to see the next project from what is clearly Google's most innovative unit. ®
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[1] https://landing.google.co.jp/________________/
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[7] https://www.theregister.com/2022/10/03/tiktok_tracking_pixels/
[8] https://www.theregister.com/2022/10/03/google_translate_china_axed/
[9] https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/30/google_manifestv3_chrome_extensions/
[10] https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/30/google_intel_vm_optimization/
[11] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/personaltech&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33YzxYnJo-X5LU7SLp3NKrvwAAAJc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0
[12] https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/29/google_shuts_down_stadia/
[13] https://github.com/google/mozc-devices
[14] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20pC05yisRM&t=4s
[15] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/
As the [1]search giant explains, the DIY hardware has keys arranged in a straight line "so you don't have to look around." And yes, it's not even alphabetical, which may or may not have helped locate keys more swiftly when the layout is longer than most desks are wide.
As someone who spends an inordinate amount of time using a keyboard for both work and leisure, I wracked my smooth brain for reasons why this could possibly be a good idea.
[2]
Thankfully, while the accompanying video comes across as sincere at first, it's clearly not meant to be taken seriously, although Japan is a strange and wonderful place with many idiosyncratic tastes, including in keyboards.
[3]
[4]
[5]Youtube Video
"The width is only 0.064mm, making it convenient even on desks where documents are piled up," a proud engineer tells us.
[6]
"The prototype was about 2,400mm long, but we have succeeded in making it more compact," the narrator adds earnestly.
"With this keyboard, it is very convenient to know immediately that the 16th letter from the left is 'G'," says one user.
"I remember it by length. Like 23cm from the left is 'S'," says another, helpfully getting a tape measure out to demonstrate the convenience.
[7]FYI: TikTok tracking pixels can be found all over the web – just like Meta, Google
[8]Google Translate dropped in mainland China
[9]Google delays execution of doomed Chrome extensions
[10]Google Cloud is super keen to keep certain customers on pricey Intel VMs
The video goes as far as to claim that pair programming on such a device doubles development speed, though I'd like to see how long it takes a couple of coders working on the Gboard to file for divorce.
Other suggested use cases include tightrope walking, reaching for light switches, fishing something out from under the couch, and a means to measure height. Google says you can even install a bug-fixing module, which is a net attached to the end.
[11]
So no, Google Japan hasn't actually gone off the deep end (we hope), it's just another concept from a company with too much time and money on its hands, [12]like Stadia .
Unlike Stadia, however, Google has [13]put the project on GitHub so anyone with a 3D printer and a bit of circuitry know-how can produce the monstrosity for themselves.
If you feel so inclined, remember to get in touch and show us how you made use of your Gboard.
The "Bar version" design follows on from a [14]keyboard that doubled as a cup . Prior iterations all came out on April 1. Still, we can't wait to see the next project from what is clearly Google's most innovative unit. ®
Get our [15]Tech Resources
[1] https://landing.google.co.jp/________________/
[2] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/personaltech&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2YzxYnJo-X5LU7SLp3NKrvwAAAJc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0
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[5] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3DWHf1xX0
[6] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/personaltech&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44YzxYnJo-X5LU7SLp3NKrvwAAAJc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0
[7] https://www.theregister.com/2022/10/03/tiktok_tracking_pixels/
[8] https://www.theregister.com/2022/10/03/google_translate_china_axed/
[9] https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/30/google_manifestv3_chrome_extensions/
[10] https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/30/google_intel_vm_optimization/
[11] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/personaltech&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33YzxYnJo-X5LU7SLp3NKrvwAAAJc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0
[12] https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/29/google_shuts_down_stadia/
[13] https://github.com/google/mozc-devices
[14] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20pC05yisRM&t=4s
[15] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/
bsdnazz
The joy of Chindōgu
October fools ;-)
Big_Boomer
Up next, a keyboard in the shape of the infinity symbol (∞), one in classic shape of a cock & balls, and of course never ending MOEBIUS Strip keyboard.
When can I buy one?
Andy Non
Take my money already.
Quite apart from the weird configuration
Mike 137
Any kit that encourages or supports "pair programming" should be viewed with extreme doubt. The entire concept of two folks thrashing out what the code should do and how it should work while actually keying it in is fundamentally flawed, although I suppose it coincides with the current view of programming as "coding". By the time code is keyed in, the decisions as to algorithm and mechanism of the code should have all been made. In real engineering, design comes before implementation (ideally via a design proving stage).
Time? Or rate?
Mister Dubious
The story subtitle speaks of doubling "development time," while the body text speaks of doubling "development speed." Seems to me that doing both at once would be quite an impressive feat...
True story: A high executive at a previous employer once E-mailed a company-wide dispatch announcing the launch of a new system for filing expense reports. The improved system would, he said, "maximize response time." With talent like that in the exec suites, is it any wonder the company failed and vanished?
Love it.
Love it.
Finally a keyboard that can be popped behind your ear just like a pencil!