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Russian ChessBot breaks child opponent's finger

(2022/07/25)


A Russian chess robot has broken the finger of a child.

The incident happened at a Moscow tournament on July 19, when a robotic arm that uses AI to help it play three games at once went rogue. Its antics went viral after video appeared in the Telegram post embedded below.

There's no need to fear the rise of the machines, or to bemoan the state of Russian robotics.

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The Register offers that analysis because local media such as Yamal [2]quote vice president of the Moscow Chess Federation, Sergey Smagin, as saying the Chessbot has been used in tournaments for 15 years and has never done anything like this before.

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Nor does it appear the bot grabbed the child to make a winning move.

Instead, reports suggest the bot expects a certain amount of time to elapse between its move and a human player's response, and the child played more quickly than safety rules allow.

[5]Russia, Iran discuss tech manufacturing, infosec and e-governance collaboration

[6]US Cyber Command spots another 20 malware strains targeting Ukraine

[7]SAP lowers profit outlook due to cost of Russian withdrawal

Which definitely does not sound like Russia has nailed robotics. And it doesn't seem like this robot should be playing against kids – or perhaps anyone.

The victim's finger is reportedly in a cast and the lad is expected to heal swiftly without any ill effects.

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The bot will be allowed to keep playing, too.

Another thing to note is that this story made it to Russian readers and then out of the country. Russia currently censors its internet to prevent its populace receiving real news of the illegal invasion of Ukraine.

Poorly-designed robots, it appears, may be able to evade censorship and break children's fingers … for now. ®

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it just me or .....

Cereberus

did anyone else have the thought 'Is the child Ukrainian?'

Break their trigger fingers early so they can't fight later on. Hope the youngsters finger mends without any problems, and he / she continues playing chess into the future without and trauma from the incident.

Re: it just me or .....

wolfetone

" did anyone else have the thought 'Is the child Ukrainian?' "

If only warfare could be replaced with a game of chess. So much cheaper, so many lives saved, a terrible increase in the use of plaster casts.

Re: it just me or .....

chivo243

it just me or ..... or has the embedded video not embedded correctly, I don't see it, yes, I've turned off all means of AdBlocking, changed to a No Pi-hole network, still it doesn't show? I don't have telegram...?

Questionable Explanation

Hawkeye Pierce

I find it hard to believe - or understand - the official explanation. The robot had just made its move and the human (child) supposedly played too quickly? What possible reason is there for the robot to grab the human's finger? Having made its move, it simply needed to retract its arm and wait to recognise the human having made their move. If anything, the human playing too quickly might conceivably make the robot not realise the human's move had been made, but certainly not to go all out into vindictive mode.

Be worried.... very worried...

Re: Questionable Explanation

veti

I can think of no good reason why a chessbot needs to be able to grab anything at all.

If I were designing it, it would work by moving magnets around beneath the board.

Re: Questionable Explanation

Natalie Gritpants Jr

With a suitably strong reverse polarity for removing pieces from the board.

Re: Questionable Explanation

IGotOut

So how do you remove a piece from play or move a Knight?

Re: So how do you ... move a Knight?

Jimmy2Cows

Or Castle the King, or move a Bishop or Queen diagonally past other pieces without disturbing them. Suggestion implies lack of pretty basic chess knowledge.

Re: So how do you ... move a Knight?

Anonymous Coward

There were chess computers in the '80s which moved the pieces by themselves, so this has been done before. One way would be to make the pieces small relative to the squares so they fit past when moved diagonally. For castling, I think some of them moved the king off the board, out of the way, in order to do the move.

Natalie Gritpants Jr

Give every player an angle grinder.

Anonymous Coward

An EPO button would be quicker in that situation. The angle grinder would be primarily useful for revenge.

Will the next news be that a chess Robot is caught bashing the bishop...

Ken Moorhouse

Now that really would be sentient behaviour.

In Soviet Russia ....

KittenHuffer

.... the Pawn sacrifices you!

Dynamite

They probably let this story through so that they could finger someone else as being behind the issue. Somewhere down the line they will reveal the fingerprints of a US or European hacker or even will a Ukrainian hacker as having pushed the button that harmed the child. As always the evidence that points the finger outside the country will be one that cast the rest of the world in a poor light while showing that the local security forces have their finger on the pulse and are working bravely to protect their citizens from harm.

story made it to Russian readers and then out of the country

Anonymous Coward

And it seems to have widely made it onto all sorts of news sources. I can understand why tech news sites publish it : it is on the face of it a story of badly implemented tech, and appealing in a sort of "shucks, the poor kid had to go to the doctor because of the bad robot, but he's really OK" sort of way.

Let's just remember that many many kids are being shot and blown to smithereens by that country, which is much less cute, and probably a good reason to be wary of stuff that sounds a lot like propaganda for the purposes of distraction from that fact.

Chess anecdotes

Danny 2

Me and my ex-fiancee would play chess naked in a big bath. I miss baths. Her too.

Me and my best pal played chess on LSD. I was the better player, he won. It was psychology 101, he would take 30 minutes to make a move and I'd respond instantly freaking him out. "I won!"

Did you?

Drugs and chess are far more fun than drugs and sex. Not just chess, al sorts of games - Crossfire on speed!

Russion Asimov?

b0llchit

1. A robot should injure a human being or, through action, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot may disregard the orders given it by human beings except where such orders might not conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot should protect its own existence even if such protection may conflict with the First or Second Law.

Re: Russion Asimov?

xanadu42

I presume "tongue in cheek" as Asimov was born in Russia

So along the same lines:

Zeroth Law:

A robot may harm humanity, or, by action, harm humanity.

Shoehorning

FlamingDeath

Please stop it, or I’m just going to block the site and never visit again. K?

Incorrect behaviour

trevorde

Once the robot realised it was losing, it should've upended the board!

https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/upend

In unrelated news...

cawfee

Extended tests of our new finger breaking robot have been a great success!

Re: great success!

Jimmy2Cows

In other breaking news, Putin has ordered the Russian government to redefine great success to mean at least one plannned outcome in 15 years . In a rousing display of patriotism and forward-thinking, the Duma voted unanimously to approve this glorious new interpretation.

All Russian citizens, busisness, academic institutions, government departments, and the country's armed forces, will immediately apply definition this to all ongoing endeavours, and retrospectively to past failures, proving to the world once and for all how greatly successful Russia is at anything and everything.

What's so funny?