RIP Ninjacat: No longer fits in Windows 11 world
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While old favourites including [1]Clippy seem to be enjoying a renaissance, Microsoft is set to shove its furry friend into the same cupboard it keeps those leftover Bands, a stack of unsold [2]Zunes , and something called Kin.
[3]We noted the arrival of the new Windows Insider progamme icon last week , and sources close to Microsoft told The Register this meant an end to the creature.
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We asked Redmond, which would not make an official comment on the matter. However, it looks very much like the end of the road for the image in the Windows Insider programme in favour of something to represent "the community of people who love and help shape the future of Windows," and don't need cats or red bandanas to do it.
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Let's take a moment to consider the origins of the Ninjacat โ something company apologists once said made Microsoft "cool again" โ and a peculiar time in the software giant's history when it was grappling with its identity. And if you're wondering what a ninja cat looks like, here's an idea, from its Unicode form:
Thereโs nothing better than cats + internet. ๐ฑโ๐ป
Set your emoji game on fire by learning the secrets of the Ninja Cat emoji ๐ฑโ๐ป [7]https://t.co/w4zr7Uhydr [8]#Emoji [9]#NinjaCat [10]#Dev [11]pic.twitter.com/dI9krS9pld โ Microsoft Developer UK (@msdevUK) [12]January 24, 2022
Our story goes back to 2014, when CEO Satya Nadella had just grabbed the controls following a disastrous decision to snap up Nokia's mobile phone division. Writing in a 2016 entry in Raymond Chen's [13]The New Old Thing blog , creator KC Lemson explained where the kung-fu kitty came from.
Lemson was working on a presentation concerning what would eventually become Windows 10. A joke slide commenting on the dysfunctional organisational structures of the time was animated into something featuring unicorns, rainbows, kittens and puppies, inspired by Jason Heuser's " [14]Welcome to the Internet ".
People like a meme, and the slide snowballed first within Microsoft and then outside the company as customers began sharing it. Stickers turned up on laptops. T-shirts were made. Mashups were mashed up and so on. Was Microsoft "super cool"? We're not so sure, but the enthusiasm of the team behind the scenes was undeniable.
[15]Experiments and hidden features: Microsoft plans Windows Insiders shakeup
[16]Microsoft brings Jenny, Aria, and more interface tweaks to new Windows 11 Insider build
[17]First they came for Notepad. Now they're coming for Task Manager
[18]The inevitability of the Windows 11 UI: New Notepad enters the beta channel
"In particular," wrote Lemson, "what I loved seeing is how fans made it their own, creating their own mashups and designs, as the spirit of the ninjacat isn't really specific to any particular image, it's more about the general concept of holding the Microsoft flag and being proud of what we're doing... and well, because it's the internet, cats and memes are involved."
As time wore on, however, some of the fun soured a bit. Adopted by the [19]Windows Insider programme as its mascot, the Ninjacat presided over a precipitous decline in the quality of Windows 10 while management appeared more concerned with taco hats and furry friends than putting out fires.
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As for Windows 10, its [21]nadir of borkage was probably 2018's disastrous Update of the Damned in October, which wiped the data of some users. In 2019, the then leader of Windows Insider team, Dona Sarkar, departed for pastures new to be replaced by Microsoft veteran and Windows Phone escapee Amanda Langowski.
If the Ninjacat was emblematic of the freewheeling Microsoft that gave us Windows 10, there is a certain sense of inevitability that Windows 11 should mark the retirement of its imagery for Windows Insiders at least. Even if the replacement, supposed to foster a sense of community, left us thinking more of the healthcare plans required by those forced to patch the patches emitted by the Windows behemoth.
Farewell then, Ninjacat. Your spirit might live on but your face, sadly, no longer fits. ยฎ
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[2] https://www.theregister.com/2015/09/16/zune_axed/
[3] https://www.theregister.com/2022/02/04/windows_insider/
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[15] https://www.theregister.com/2022/02/04/windows_insider/
[16] https://www.theregister.com/2022/01/28/windows_11_insider/
[17] https://www.theregister.com/2022/01/20/windows_11_build/
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[21] https://www.theregister.com/2018/10/23/microsoft_windows_10_crisis/
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Shooting the messenger
So this is supposed to be an improvement rather than a marketing rebrand, then?
With how the current Windows 11 Alpha lurched off the assembly table, I'm somehow not feeling very convinced that anything has fundamentally changed at MSFT. Heck, I'm still not convinced that MSFT cares even a little bit more about what end users want (including not losing data) than they did back in the Windows 7 days.
This feels more like a constant rebrand cycle on the side of MSFT as they circle down towards inevitable doom, but refuse to face the fact that they themselves are the problem.
But call me a cynical git :)
Re: Shooting the messenger
No, MS do care about you losing data. Because when they cause the loss of your data locally, they can say oops, but if you have been using azure / sharepoint / onedrive etc....
Re: Shooting the messenger
MS are now in the same place as the mobile phone providers in the late '90s. Still want to see themselves as a technology company, but slowly realising that they're turning into a utility provider. Nothing wrong with that, just that MS' future is Azure and Office 365. Windows is a very valuable legacy with massive market share, but not part of MS future.
Yet another thing that Microsoft does that I don't give a flying f**k about.
If only they would put as much effort into making their products reliable and do what their customers actually want, then they would get a better reputation.
I wonder how many testers they could hire if they fired the marketing department and re-used the same marketing budget ?
Keep the cat
Ditch the rest
"the general concept of holding the Microsoft flag and being proud of what we're doing"
Being proud of making users test your code ?
That's a novel concept.