Cringe: Salesforce latest megacorp to jump on non-fungible tokens bandwagon
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- News link: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2022/02/10/salesforce_nfts/
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For those who prefer living under rocks to the hellish infotainment torrent of the 21st century, NFTs are non-interchangeable digital units stored on an immutable blockchain ledger. Why do we care? Money.
[1]Reportedly , digital artist Pak's The Merge was bought for $91.8m in December, with 28,983 collectors snapping up 312,686 total units of mass, otherwise known as a non-fungible token, the largest NFT sale at the time.
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And where there is buying and selling going on, Salesforce wants a slice of the pie.
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[5]According to CNBC , Salesforce employees got an insider briefing on plans to develop a platform dubbed NFT Cloud. Benioff and Bret Taylor, Salesforce co-CEO and former Facebook CTO, want to build a platform for artists to create NFT content and release it on a marketplace.
It might compete with and/or integrate with existing such platforms like OpenSea, which [6]inhaled $300m in VC cash and has a nominal $13.3bn valuation in January.
[7]Crypto for cryptographers! Infosec types revolt against use of ancient abbreviation by Bitcoin and NFT devotees
[8]NFTs not annoying enough? Now they come with wallet-emptying malware
[9]BOFH : 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'
[10]Sir Tim Berners-Lee's World Wide Web NFT fetches $5.4m at auction while rest of us gaze upon source code for $0
Signs of Salesforce's appetite for the NFT trend that is gripping the starry-eyed tech glitterati first emerged on a December 2021 blog, when Mathew Sweezey, director of market strategy, wrote about how "pioneering brands will search for utility via NFTs."
"In 2022, you're going to hear a lot more about NFTs, and there will be winners and losers. Winners will move past NFTs as simply collectable to find greater utility through the token," [11]he said .
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At a distance, it is difficult to see how Salesforce plans to square the circle of environmental sustainability with the insatiable carbon-guzzling nature of the blockchain. One 10-second NFT sale consumed 8.7 megawatt-hours of energy – the sort required to boil 100,000 or so kettles – according to a recent [13]report .
Salesforce once had a plan to conserve, restore, and grow 100 million trees by 2030. Then it wanted to outdo itself and insisted on [14]planting a trillion trees . Expect news of a gazillion trees – or however many it takes to compensate for the needless carbon dioxide emitted from the virtual art cattle market Salesforce seems to want to create.
Whatever the meaning of all this, we can only hope the industry grows tired of examining its non-fungible bunghole and one day sees some light at the end of the tunnel. ®
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[1] https://www.barrons.com/articles/paks-nft-artwork-the-merge-sells-for-91-8-million-01638918205
[2] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offprem/saas&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2YgWZGpR4ci7iV-AJ3UdXeQAAAIU&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0
[3] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offprem/saas&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44YgWZGpR4ci7iV-AJ3UdXeQAAAIU&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0
[4] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offprem/saas&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33YgWZGpR4ci7iV-AJ3UdXeQAAAIU&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0
[5] https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/09/salesforce-tells-employees-its-working-on-nft-cloud-service.html
[6] https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/04/business/opensea-13-billion-valuation-venture-funding.html
[7] https://www.theregister.com/2021/11/23/crypto_graphy_or_currency/
[8] https://www.theregister.com/2021/10/17/in_brief_security/
[9] https://www.theregister.com/2021/08/13/bofh_2021_episode_15/
[10] https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/01/world_wide_web_nft_auction/
[11] https://www.salesforce.com/news/stories/2022-predictions/
[12] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offprem/saas&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44YgWZGpR4ci7iV-AJ3UdXeQAAAIU&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0
[13] https://www.wired.com/story/nfts-hot-effect-earth-climate/
[14] https://www.salesforce.com/news/stories/one-trillion-trees-to-combat-climate-change-why-its-not-so-outlandish/
[15] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/
Re: NFTs explained
I came here to say this... There's a lot of people making a lot of money out of this craze and a whole bunch of people who are likely to lose a lot on it.
Re: NFTs explained
keep telling yourself that. It was greed. Greed that was their undoing. Do no evil was their motto with a CROCODILE SMILE.
NFT's for free
"NFTs are non-interchangeable digital units stored on an immutable blockchain ledger."
unless you screen grab them or ... goodness no... record them to physical medium.
The more digital something is, the easier it is to reproduce. Meaning any 10 yr old with microsoft paint is now an artiste, which is exactly what they need... more kids buying in. Bernie bros are now crypto bros. We learned NOTHING.
cargo culting
You know what, I think I figured out what's going on with NFTs.
It's a form of cargo culting.
Some people noticed that a bunch of Highly Active twitter types who had got lucky and made money on crypto also owned stupid monkey NFTs. So, the thinking goes, the way to be a rich crypto bro is to own a bunch of stupid monkey NFTs.
And...that's about it. You set up a collection of NFTs because owning some themed NFT is the signifier of a cool rich crypto person. You buy them because...see above.
I don't think any of them even *really* expect their weird pixel art NFT to be worth any money in the long term. It's just that owning a weird pixel art NFT is the thing you do to be a part of this thing you want to be a part of...
Re: cargo culting
in case you didn't hear, the monkeys were a couple of white florida boys selling monkey apes to crypto bros. No lie.
NFT
A device to part a fool from their money.
Pfft. Gazillion.
The order of magnitude for the kettle boiling illustration is about right, if they're not very full and you start with warmish water. But a gazillion trees! That's nothing. I heard that in the Amazon basin there are at least a million brazillion trees.
NFTs explained
[1]This comic explains them quite well.
[1] http://pvponline.com/comic/2022-01-31