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Happy birthday, Windows Vista: Troubled teen hits 15

(2022/02/01)


On January 30 2007, 15 years ago this week, the [1]delayed and [2]delayed again Windows Vista was released.

We could have fun talking about [3]how bad Vista was , and how much people hated it. It's one of the most unpopular releases ever, along with Windows ME. But if you run a vaguely modern Windows today, you're running a descendant of Vista.

Vista wasn't what Microsoft [4]promised in 2000 . Windows "Whistler" was going to merge Windows 9x and Windows NT: that became XP, and everyone remembers XP – mostly, fondly. Windows Blackcomb was [5]XP's planned successor . It never happened. We got [6]Windows Longhorn instead.

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Blackcomb was [8]going to have a new programming model, a new UI, and a new database-driven storage engine, "WinFS"… but this [9]got postponed , then [10]removed , and [11]then cancelled .

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It's more interesting to talk about what Vista really was. What shipped was something technologically [14]much more conservative .

It had User Access Control: those irritating pop-up messages constantly asking for permission. (That was really Microsoft realising that the bulk of Windows boxes would be standalone, not connected to a domain.)

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It had a 3D-composited UI, "Aero", complete with transparency effects, although that did [16]make it a bit slower . By the time Windows 7 rolled around, people loved it – so Microsoft [17]ripped it out of Windows 8 . (The look, not the compositing; that's still there.)

It had a sidebar containing "widgets", which [18]are back in Windows 11 .

Although it was [19]killed off five years ago , Vista was the basis for Windows 7. Vista was NT version 6; Windows 7, under the covers, [20]was Windows NT 6.1 .

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Windows 7 was Vista tuned to be more responsive. Windows 8 was Vista 2: the flat-look [22]tablet version of Vista (which it was [23]actually quite good ).

[24]'Dated and cheesy' Aero ripped from Windows 8

[25]Windows Longhorn leaks again

[26]Hasta la Windows Vista, baby! It's now officially dead – good riddance

[27]Charge of the Metro brigade: Did Microsoft execs plan to take a hit?

The snag being that people were used to desktops and mice, so the start button [28]was reinstated sharpish . Windows 8.1 was Vista 2.1.

Windows 10 is Vista 3, with [29]

metro modern apps sidelined and desktop apps front-and-centre again. Now, Windows 11 removes all those nasty complex confusing things like vertical sidebars.

Vista is when Microsoft dropped its fancy technological ambitions and started [30]simplifying things instead . Now the [31]visionaries have departed . The Surface didn't revolutionise the industry, it just alienated the OEMs.

Fifteen years on, Microsoft is still iterating upon Vista. ®

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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2005/08/30/windows_vista_release/

[2] https://www.theregister.com/2006/03/22/microsoft_vista_delayed/

[3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IfnjBHtjHc

[4] https://www.theregister.com/2000/11/12/whistler_and_blackcomb_the_windows/

[5] https://www.theregister.com/2001/07/27/microsoft_reshuffles_windows_roadmap_full/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2001/10/24/gates_confirms_windows_longhorn/

[7] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_software/oses&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2YfkS2tUgpC7OI2TKQxS-nAAAAFc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2001/08/07/ms_poised_to_switch_windows/

[9] https://www.theregister.com/2003/05/13/microsoft_sidelines_longhorn_database_caper/

[10] https://www.theregister.com/2004/08/27/microsoft_decouples_longhorn/

[11] https://www.theregister.com/2006/06/26/winfs_axed/

[12] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_software/oses&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44YfkS2tUgpC7OI2TKQxS-nAAAAFc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[13] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_software/oses&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33YfkS2tUgpC7OI2TKQxS-nAAAAFc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[14] https://www.theregister.com/2003/03/05/windows_longhorn_leaks_again

[15] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_software/oses&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44YfkS2tUgpC7OI2TKQxS-nAAAAFc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[16] https://www.theregister.com/2007/12/04/vista_vs_xp_tests/

[17] https://www.theregister.com/2012/05/21/windows_8_aero_dead/

[18] https://www.theregister.com/2021/10/05/windows_11_in_detail/

[19] https://www.theregister.com/2017/04/12/windows_vista_support_ends/

[20] https://www.theregister.com/2009/11/18/windows_7_heart/

[21] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_software/oses&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33YfkS2tUgpC7OI2TKQxS-nAAAAFc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[22] https://www.theregister.com/2011/06/06/windows_tablets_without_silverlight_dot_net/

[23] https://www.theregister.com/2011/09/14/samsung_windows8_tablet/

[24] https://www.theregister.com/2012/05/21/windows_8_aero_dead/

[25] https://www.theregister.com/2003/03/05/windows_longhorn_leaks_again/

[26] https://www.theregister.com/2017/04/12/windows_vista_support_ends/

[27] https://www.theregister.com/2012/03/15/the_charge_of_the_metro_brigade/

[28] https://www.theregister.com/2013/10/18/windows_8_1_review/

[29] https://www.theregister.com/2012/03/15/the_charge_of_the_metro_brigade/

[30] https://www.theregister.com/2009/11/18/windows_7_heart/

[31] https://www.theregister.com/2012/11/13/sinofsky_caligula/

[32] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Windows stopped being good....

Anonymous Coward

at NT 4.0. And by Good, I mean tolerable

512MB ram minimum memory requirement

BitGin

Claimed by MS was the biggest defect with Vista. So many people brought brand new machines with only 512MB and vista and discovered what a terrible combination that was.

Yes it would boot up eventually, yes it would open a document eventually but "eventually" is not why you buy a new PC.

Def

Pre-release Vista was the system I was working with when attempting to integrate our game (which was supposed to be - it wasn't; we failed - a Vista launch title) into the new and exciting Games Explorer. It crashed so often and generally failed to do anything right I took to calling it the Games Exploder. A name, I have been reliably informed, started being used informally at Microsoft for a while.

gw0udm

I remember paying extra for the 'Ultimate edition' and being promised all these 'Ultimate extras' which would be exclusively released. In the end there were hardly any of these, a screensaver I think and a little robot arcade game. So that was a let down. However, I always liked the actual system - I had a decent spec PC and the experience was definitely more polished than before. Although I did love Windows XP, Vista did feel a bit more polished in places and a nicer experience. Not perfect by any means, but the driver changes felt welcome and whilst UAC was annoying you could see what they were triyng to do... and I seen plenty of havoc wrought by applications abusing their privileges in the hands of friends and family. So I think looking back it was a lot better than its reputation might suggest.

Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that
looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer.
Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but
in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially
slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes,
for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you
open it.