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Comcast restores broadband in Oakland after cables 'peppered' with holes from drive-by shooting

(2022/02/01)


Comcast Xfinity technicians have restored service to customers in Oakland, California, after the cableco's cables were pierced by gunfire early Sunday morning.

"The outage lasted from morning to early evening yesterday," Comcast California spokesperson Joan Hammel told The Register in an email, noting that the number of people affected fluctuated from 15,000 to 20,000.

The broadband service disruption came at a particularly bad time because it coincided with the widely watched NFC Championship Game between the Los Angeles Rams and the San Francisco 49ers.

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The Oakland Police Department (OPD) told The Register in a statement that there is an ongoing investigation into an apparent drive-by shooting that occurred at 0330 PST on Sunday near the 6800 block of MacArthur Boulevard.

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"Officers were dispatched to a [4]ShotSpotter activation for 17 rounds," the OPD's said in its statement. "Upon arrival, officers located multiple casings, but did not locate anything struck. Video surveillance was recovered from the area showing an individual in a vehicle firing multiple rounds out of their window, into the air. There are no further details available at this time."

The OPD has asked anyone with information about the incident to get in touch with its Felony Assault Unit at (510) 238-3426.

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The shot-up cabling in Oakland ... Source: Comcast. Click to enlarge

Hammel provided The Register with a copy of a photo taken at the intersection of 69th Avenue and MacArthur Blvd showing one of the many bullet holes noted by technicians. "Our team says the fiber was 'peppered' with holes," she said. "Residents also say they heard multiple gunshots at 0000 and again at 0300."

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Hammel said Comcast personnel became aware of the situation somewhere between 0500 and 0800 on Sunday, adding that the company is cooperating fully with authorities to assist with the investigation. No injuries were reported in conjunction with the hail of bullets.

While gunfire isn't a common cause of network outages, it's not unheard of, at least in the US. On New Year's Day, bullets [10]reportedly damaged Comcast network cables at two nearby locations in Rockford, Illinois. The affected cables are said to have been repaired by the following day. ®

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[4] https://www.theregister.com/2021/08/25/shotspotter_chicago_report/

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[8] https://www.theregister.com/2018/04/03/youtube_hq_shooting_nasim_aghdam/

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[10] https://www.journalstandard.com/story/news/2022/01/03/gunfire-pierces-network-lines-causes-weekend-cable-internet-outage/9083655002/

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A funny coincidence...

ShadowSystems

My Comcast service in Central California dropped out this evening between 1300~1600Hrs PST. I'd rebooted my cable modem & then my entire computer trying to force a recync, to no avail. I left it alone while I ate supper, came back, forced a refresh of all the "you don't have a connection" failed tabs, and suddenly I'm back up & online.

I'm not sure what caused the downtime, I'm not sure what they did to fix it, I'm just glad they recovered before I started going into withdrawls.

=-J

Oakland

Fruit and Nutcase

The shooter was probably fed up with Cessna 172s doing low level passes over Oakland and was trying to take some down

Unobfuscated Perl (#2)

A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use
really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and
UNobfuscation. With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say:

* Warning: Write-only code detected between lines 612 and 734. While this
code is perfectly legal, you won't have any clue what it does in two
weeks. I recommend you start over.

* Warning: Code at line 1,024 is indistinguishable from line noise or the
output of /dev/random

* Warning: Have you ever properly indented a piece of code in your entire
life? Evidently not.

* Warning: I think you can come up with a more descriptive variable name than
"foo" at line 1,523.

* Warning: Programmer attempting to re-invent the wheel at line 2,231.
There's a function that does the exact same thing on CPAN -- and it
actually works.