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Tech Bro CEO lays off 900 people in Zoom call and makes himself the victim

(2021/12/07)


Video Managing a business during the plague years has been tough for many, but one plucky CEO has found a clever and efficient way to execute such an unpleasant task: fire 900 workers at once in a Zoom meeting.

In an exercise completely devoid of sensitivity, Better.com CEO Vish Garg gathered around 900 of his staff onto a five-minute Zoom call during the month of Christmas to tell them their jobs were officially nonexistent.

"If you are on this call, you are part of the unlucky group being laid off. Your employment here is terminated, effective immediately," the CEO said.

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His empathy-averse approach next saw Garg tell the newly unemployed that this was not the first time he had conducted such layoffs, and that it's not an easy job.

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"The last time I did it, I cried," lamented The CEO Who Stole Christmas, as seen in the video below that swiftly leaked.

[4]Youtube Video

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Employees reported that immediately after the call the unlucky nine per cent of the company was unable to access their computers. HR was then sent to clean up the mess with compensation and insurance policies.

But Garg wasn't done. According to [6]Twitter reports , he then went into another meeting with the survivors, where he complained that the terminated employees were dragging the company down.

Pro-business outlet Fortune magazine [7]reported Garg still had enough steam that week to write anonymous blog posts in which he publicly accused the former employees of "stealing" from their colleagues and customers by being unproductive.

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Which seems on-brand, given the [9]email he once sent to staff labeling some "embarrassing", "too damn slow", or "dumb dolphins".

Better.com is a Softbank-backed online mortgage company worth about $6 billion. Inc. Magazine rated it one of the "Best Workplaces of 2020". Draw your own conclusions about such lists, dear readers.

In May, the company announced it was going public through a special purpose acquisition company (SPAC) – a route to public ownership that delivers the benefits without having to endure the typical scrutiny required to float independently. As part of the SPAC deal, the company received $750 million in cash last week, bringing its balance sheet to over $1 billion.

[10]IBM researcher suing for age discrimination blames CEO Arvind Krishna for his ousting

[11]'It takes a hell of a mental toll' – techies who lost work due to COVID share their stories

[12]Rackspace literally decimates workforce: One in ten staffers let go this week

Requests to confirm or deny rumors that the layoffs are tied to the cash injection were not immediately answered by Better.com.

The company is, however, trying to talk to new staff – the company currently lists 58 open positions on its [13]website . Why the 900 axed staff couldn't be moved to those roles has not been explained. Maybe the dolphins can shed some light on the situation?

Those interested in applying may want to heed recent scathing [14]Glassdoor recommendations , the first of which sets the tone with the title "Being milked for every last drop before it crashes".

Good luck to Better.com as it tries to fill those roles amid "The Great Resignation".

Garg, bro, read the room. And remember: He who lives by the Zoom, dies by the Zoom. ®

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[6] https://twitter.com/sigadeldesign/status/1466518655680884749/photo/1

[7] https://fortune.com/2021/12/03/better-com-ceo-attacks-laid-off-employees-blind-message-board/

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[9] https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidjeans/2020/11/20/mortgages-fraud-claims-and-dumb-dolphins-a-tangled-past-haunts-bettercom-ceo-vishal-garg/?sh=7ec412ff10f4

[10] https://www.theregister.com/2021/11/22/ibm_age_discrimination/

[11] https://www.theregister.com/2021/09/07/covid_logfile_part_iii/

[12] https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/23/rackspace_layoffs_offshoring/

[13] https://boards.greenhouse.io/better#.WSb_UBMrI6g

[14] https://www.glassdoor.sg/Reviews/Better-com-Reviews-E707577.htm

[15] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Glassdoor...

Michael Hoffmann

Interesting to see that their scores *were* actually astonishingly high: 4.1 is almost paradisaical by GD standards.

Then it falls off a cliff on Dec3 or so. Wonder how many who were still raving before that date are now among the 15%.

And this, ladies and gents, is why I'm never going perm again and staying in contracting from now on.

Re: Glassdoor...

Anonymous Coward

Yup. Get ready for the permies to attack you though.

I'm also freelance and doing everything in my power to never go backwards. Being in one permanent role is, was and always will be riskier than contracting or freelance.

Re: Get ready for the permies to attack you though.

Anonymous Coward

It's ok, your massively inflated income will soften the blows!

Re: staying in contracting from now on.

sabroni

You still have to deal with wankers in management, what's the advantage?

This fucker can't unexpectedly ruin your xmas because you know it's coming?

What Garg did next

trevorde

work for IBM

What a cowardly little shit.

jake

That is all.

Re: What a cowardly little shit.

Claverhouse

Also he cried . Bad form.

I bet Isambard Kingdom Brunel never cried.

Re: What a cowardly little shit.

Roger Kynaston

On the day after the gala dinner for the great and good when IK Brunel built his Thames tunnel he threw an equally lavish dinner for the people digging it.

"Draw your own conclusions about such lists, dear readers"

Antonius_Prime

I take the BOfH's approach and chase the money to see who paid to do the survey...

Re: "Draw your own conclusions about such lists, dear readers"

Filippo

My conclusion is "just think about what all the others must be".

Bastard

Potemkine!

I hope he's got his place reserved in Hell. This kind of guys is definitively part of the problem.

Leaving in a socialist hellhole where such behaviour is prohibited by Law, I pity the poor slave wages having to endure such dorky actions

Better.com

TimMaher

Better than what?

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