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  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Pretend starship captain to take trip in real space capsule

(2021/10/04)


The game of billionaire one-upmanship has continued with the confirmation that Blue Origin's next flight of its New Shepard sub-orbital capsule [1]will contain veteran actor William Shatner .

Shatner, famed for some nerdy TV show from the 1960s, had been rumoured as one of the crew taking flight on 12 October aboard NS-18. Joining him will be Audrey Powers, vice president of Blue Origin's Mission & Flight Operations and former NASA Flight Controller.

"I've heard about space for a long time now. I'm taking the opportunity to see it for myself. What a miracle," said Shatner.

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Blue Origin's New Shepard doesn't go into orbit, only being capable of scraping past 100km in altitude. In comparison NASA's Mercury programme, which ran in the years before that stupid telly show, comfortably flew higher and eventually hit orbit with John Glenn's Friendship 7.

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Still, Shatner's flight will be considerably more luxurious than those of the Mercury astronauts. It will also make him the oldest human (at 90) to be launched into space.

[5]Blue Origin employees complain of sexist culture that ignores safety concerns

[6]More Boots on Moon delays: NASA stops work on SpaceX human landing system as Blue Origin lawsuit rolls on

[7]Blue Origin sues NASA for awarding SpaceX $3bn contract to land next American boots on the Moon

[8]US govt calmly but firmly tells Blue Origin it already has a ride to the Moon's surface with SpaceX, thanks

The news comes [9]in the wake of an essay by former Blue Origin staffers alleging inappropriate conduct, sexism and an iffy approach to safety. For its part, Blue Origin was reported as saying it had "no tolerance for discrimination or harassment of any kind," and that it stood by its safety record.

As well as her other duties, Powers has served as executive sponsor of Blue Origin's New Mercury gender diversity business resource group. "I have great confidence in our New Shepard team and the vehicle we've developed," she said.

The launch itself is targeted for 1330 UTC on 12 October from the West Texas Launch Site One facility.

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As for how Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic might top Captain Kirk going to space, we could name a few billionaires that would benefit from the journey. On condition they did not come back.

And to Shatner, may the force be with him. Or something. ®

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[1] https://www.blueorigin.com/news/shatner-powers-announced-ns18

[2] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/science&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2YVt5qc@iQeKcQN@eK1zMfAAAAII&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

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[5] https://www.theregister.com/2021/10/01/blue_origin_sexism/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2021/08/20/nasa_blue_origin_lawsuit_spacex_voluntary_stay/

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2021/08/16/blue_origin_lawsuit/

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2021/08/02/us_moon_spacex/

[9] https://www.lioness.co/post/bezos-wants-to-create-a-better-future-in-space-his-company-blue-origin-is-stuck-in-a-toxic-past

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[11] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Use the force Kirk

cookieMonster

Hugs,

Gandalf

Re: Use the force Kirk

b0llchit

Use the force???

Blasphemy!

Phasers to stun. Beam me up, Scotty!

Re: Use the force Kirk

Snowy

No use the forks!!

Only 100km altitude?

AceRimmer1980

She cannae take any more, captain.

Re: Only 100km altitude?

Yet Another Anonymous coward

It's less than twelve parsecs

One condition …

Arthur the cat

no [1]singing !

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3uVARNhmM

Re: One condition …

msobkow

What he said!

Though I still think using "singing" to describe what he does is an insult to actual singers. :)

Re: One condition …

Muscleguy

Though his rendition of Common People is fantastic and greatly appreciated by the now bearded composer.

Re: One condition …

Snake

Rap "stars" to a pretty good job of pretending that they "sing" yet get well paid for it...

Yeoman

RobThBay

Will Yeoman Rand be along for the ride?

Re: Yeoman

Vulch

If she is, it will be the same way Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott finally made it into space...

Witty old fart!

chivo243

Gotta love Bill... even at 90!

"I've heard about space for a long time now.

Re: Witty old fart!

NoneSuch

The only people who like Mr. Shatner are the ones who have not met him.

Re: Witty old fart!

Anonymous Coward

No, no, no, that's Richard Stallman.

Honestly, put at least some effort in if you want downvotes.

:)

Re: Witty old fart!

chivo243

+1 because it's true, but I find his on screen wit funny. As for his off screen antics, I don't really follow the tabloids.

No red shirts allowed

trevorde

for obvious reasons!

Dicing With Death

Wally Dug

"NASA's Mercury programme, which ran in the years before that stupid telly show"

Oooohhhhh controversial!

How about this, Commentards?

Those that like [classic] Star Trek, upvote me.

Those that don't like [classic] Star Trek, downvote me.

No, I'm not trying to start a flame war, I'm genuinely interested in the love/hate split.

Re: Dicing With Death

Flip

The Trouble With Tribbles! My favourite episode. Scotty - the only redshirt that survived the entire series!

exciting!

Andy The Hat

Can't wait for the inevitable live video feed of Kirk is an horrendously drawn out fight sequence followed by shagging of yet another crew member ... :-)

Shatner, famed for some nerdy TV show

Dr_N

TJ Hooker, right? Right.

Re: Shatner, famed for some nerdy TV show

chivo243

I was wondering how to work in the TJ Hooker angle... TJ Hooker in space, the first space cop? I know, The Muppet's are going to sue me...

Re: Shatner, famed for some nerdy TV show

BSSSM

Maybe "Barbary Coast", co-starring Jaws from "Moonraker"?

Re: Shatner, famed for some nerdy TV show

Fruit and Nutcase

If there was a nerdy following, then the reason was...

Heather Locklear

Binraider

Da da daaa daaa daaa doh Di dahhh duhhh... If this launch isn't accompanied by the classic trek fight/ drama theme they've missed a trick.

Cunning Bezos PR,though given the opportunity to fly on this or SpaceX I wouldn't complain too much either way

NS18

Phil O'Sophical

Not NS 1701?

Re: NS18

JimmyPage

ITYM NCC 1701

famed for some nerdy TV show from the 1960s

Howard Sway

You're not one of those mad conspiracy theorists who claim it was all faked are you?

msobkow

While you're up there, Jim, you wanna "Fire Phaser's!" at a certain Mar-a-Largo complex? :)

Klingons

Charles Smith

The Klingons will be waiting for him in a cloaked ship. The capsule will disappear.

Anonymous Coward

From the essay:

Additionally, a former NASA astronaut and Blue Origin senior leader once instructed a group of women with whom he was collaborating: “You should ask my opinion because I am a man.”

I mean...sure. Perhaps some crazy person might speak like this. But it sounds a lot more likely to be a joke that's been written down in a neutral tone and because of the topic no-one's allowed to question it.

I'm sure there are problems there - it sounds like it. But this example only erodes that position, and does a disservice to people whose stories really do need to be told.

E 2

Corporate culture... Shatner's a good fit. Go watch his movie "The Captains", pay attention to his comments to Kate Mulgrew's face about whether a woman can really captain a ship, and also his comments about George Takei's sexuality.

First Light

Not to mention the speculation about the untimely death of his third wife.

As for how Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic might top Captain Kirk going to space, …

Irony Deficient

… there must be a number of incarnations of Dr Who whose presence could be requested.

Down here

jamesdagger

There are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*.

You don't want to be the company

DS999

responsible for killing Captain Kirk. So they better make sure it goes off without a hitch!

Re: You don't want to be the company

ARGO

And hopefully doesn't it turn into a five year mission either...

Zebo-the-Fat

But it only goes up a little bit then comes back down... nothing else!

FlavioStanchina

He'll Shatner the record for oldest man in space.

idiot taxpayer here again

@FlavioStanchina

That pun is so fucking awful I you deserve an upvote. Not because the pun is any good, but because it was so awful, I had to go the the 'fridge and open a 4pack of Kestrel (super. None of that girlie pop in my fridge).

Have one of these. I don't see why I should "suffer"on my own...

Anonymous Coward

OK, you win. There's no way I can come up with a worse pun.

Captains log...

Snowy

Will he be up there log enough to produce a Captains log?

Or will it be like the icon ----->

It’s hardly one up man ship any more

John Robson

When SpaceX call out “on their way to space” at 128km…. BO and VG aren’t one upping anything…

Swiss Anton

It's space Jim, but not as we know it.

Ye Canna Cross Matter and Anti-Matter

HildyJ

And this definitely doesn't matter.

Now if he was going to the ISS for a part in the Russian movie and makes geriatric moves on the Russian actress, then I'd care.

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