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You can now live life like Paul Allen on Microsoft cofounder's luxury yacht for '£1m a week'

(2021/08/09)


The Microsoft founder who isn't Bill Gates, Paul Allen, [1]died in 2018 of complications from cancer. Since then, his greatest excesses – [2]like a MiG-29 fighter jet – have been up for grabs.

The latest statement of multibillionaire indulgence to be sold is Allen's "explorer class" superyacht – Octopus – which has gone to an anonymous Scandinavian buyer for a cool £200m, [3]The Guardian reports .

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Paul Allen's yacht, Octopus , moored at Malaga, Spain

(MikhailBerkut / Shutterstock.com)

The 126-metre Octopus was the largest yacht in the world when it was built for Allen in 2003 with the additional capability of deep sea exploration. He used it to survey the wrecks of the [5]USS Lexington off the Australian coast and HMS Hood in the Straits of Denmark, the latter sunk by the German battleship Bismarck during the Second World War.

The floating mansion has eight decks, 13 guest suites, a private owner's deck, cinema, gym, spa, basketball court, pool that turns into a dancefloor, and don't forget the pizza oven!

But the mod cons do not end there. Oh no. There are also two helicopters, two submarines, seven dinghies, and an SUV, all concealed courtesy of designer Espen Øino. Throw in "54 tonnes of AV/IT equipment," according to Øino, and that's a lot to handle – so there are also quarters for 63 crew.

[6]Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen's personal MiG-29 fighter jet goes under the hammer

[7]It's 2019 so, of course, you can now (kinda) play Pictionary with dead Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen's AI bot

[8]RIP Paul Allen: Microsoft cofounder billionaire dies at 65 after facing third bout with cancer

[9]Paul Allen's research vessel finds wreck of WWII US aircraft carrier

Why do we mention this? Well, the Octopus is to be made available for charter through Mayfair-based yacht broker Camper & Nicholsons. Though a rental price has not yet been set, The Graun reckons the ship could be yours for around £1m a week, going by the example of cosmetics empress Kylie Jenner, who chartered the 91.5-metre yacht Tranquility in 2019 for €1.1m to celebrate her 22nd birthday.

We're thinking that maybe this represents a golden opportunity – someone ought to crowdfund a weeklong holiday for loyal Register readers.

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If we're estimating a lower-limit capacity of 77 people (surely many won't protest against sleeping in the crew quarters), add some people doubling up (those guest suites can probably house multiple families), let's conservatively say... heck, 170 people?

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Nearly £6,000 per person. But those getting guest/private suites could perhaps foot much more of the bill.

Hey, it'd beat taking the family to Disney World again, right? Drinking and partying among like-minded individuals for a week until it all breaks down into the inevitable flame war over which Linux distro is the best, open source vs closed source, fandroids vs fanbois, electric cars vs conventional cars, or whatever it is you nerds get inordinately heated about.

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Naturally, we won't be starting a crowdfunding project ourselves – we've seen first hand what can happen [14]when things go wrong . We can't also rightly say at which point the Octopus would capsize under the strain.

So go forth, with caution, and work it out among yourselves. It is, we hasten to add, just an idea. ®

Bootnote

The Guardian's report quoted Allen saying about his maritime archaeology in 2011: "It turns out if you go 1,000 ft down in the ocean, it's really dark, and the animals are really strange. But if you put on some Pink Floyd, it's fantastic." Which means that while Allen was behind one of the most brutally successful software companies of all time, at least he was also a man of culture.

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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2018/10/16/microsoft_cofounder_paul_allen_dead/

[2] https://www.theregister.com/2019/08/06/mig_29ub_auction_paul_allen/

[3] https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/aug/06/secret-buyer-nabs-microsoft-grandees-superyacht-for-200m

[4] https://regmedia.co.uk/2021/08/09/shutterstock_octopus.jpg

[5] https://www.theregister.com/2018/03/06/uss_lexington_wreck_found_paul_allen/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2019/08/06/mig_29ub_auction_paul_allen/

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2019/02/06/ai_pictionary_bot/

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2018/10/16/microsoft_cofounder_paul_allen_dead/

[9] https://www.theregister.com/2018/03/06/uss_lexington_wreck_found_paul_allen/

[10] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2YRGlnfr5uDxoUdGZJPZqeAAAAEQ&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[11] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44YRGlnfr5uDxoUdGZJPZqeAAAAEQ&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[12] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=3&c=33YRGlnfr5uDxoUdGZJPZqeAAAAEQ&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D3%26raptor%3Deagle%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[13] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44YRGlnfr5uDxoUdGZJPZqeAAAAEQ&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[14] https://www.theregister.com/2019/02/22/retro_computers_ltd_winding_up_backers_creditors/

[15] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Lend-Lease gorn mad?

Jellied Eel

He used it to survey the wrecks of the USS Lexington off the Australian coast and USS Hood in the Straits of Denmark, the latter sunk by the German battleship Bismarck during the Second World War.

The Royal Navy may disagree with that designation. But it was fun watching Octopus arrive in London during the Olympics as it barely fit through the dock gates. Also used to think it was a pretty fugly ship, until I was chatting with some of the crew who explained it was a 'proper' explorer yacht, complete with all sorts of fun oceanographic survey toys.

Re: Lend-Lease gorn mad?

Yet Another Anonymous coward

But the 2nd World war was solely John Wayne Tom Hanks vs the Germans wasn't it ?

whatever it is you nerds get inordinately heated about

Anonymous Coward

I get inordinately heated about twats spending millions to celebrate their birthday.

Re: whatever it is you nerds get inordinately heated about

Yet Another Anonymous coward

Think of it as siphoning money between millions of low paid consumers and 1000s of low paid service workers.

The celebrity is just a pipe.

Re: whatever it is you nerds get inordinately heated about

Imhotep

Not to mention all the people employed in building it.

Re: whatever it is you nerds get inordinately heated about

elsergiovolador

The good old Keynesianism...

Feel Free To Contradict me...

NoneSuch

But I thought I read he had two identical Octopus yachts. One in the Atlantic and one in the Pacific to avoid unseemly transits.

Re: Feel Free To Contradict me...

Yet Another Anonymous coward

>he had two identical Octopus yachts. One in the Atlantic and one in the Pacific to avoid unseemly transits.

With Unix he could have just had a symlink

Re: whatever it is you nerds get inordinately heated about

NoneSuch

Yes, a makeup saleswoman who does not need a drop of it.

Oh and Linux Mint is the obvious fave distro... (Running like the wind cackling like a mad person!)

Re: whatever it is you nerds get inordinately heated about

Snake

I'm waiting for the inevitable request tweets from "influencers" looking for free travel in exchange for "great exposure!"

Thinking Big...

Lucy in the Sky (with Diamonds)

Yet again, people are not thinking big. I am more along the lines of renting the USS Nimitz Carrier Group (CSG-11 to its friends and family), so I can engage in my favourite hobby of regime change in nearby island nations.

If I pick the right islands, and the crew performs to SLAs in a timely fashion, the rental will pay for itself, so to speak.

Rise, Lex Luthor, Ruler of Australia…

I did always like seaside real estate...

Think big: think Kiwi.

Brewster's Angle Grinder

Wrong island nation. Given rampant climate change, head a bit further south into more temperate climbs,

Anonymous Coward

But does it run Windows for warships !?

Paul Herber

"It turns out if you go 1,000 ft down in the ocean, it's really dark, and the animals are really strange. But if you put on some Pink Floyd, it's fantastic."

Sounds like one of Neil's lines from The Young Ones.

Fruit and Nutcase

anonymous Scandinavian buyer for a cool £200m

Had the British Government bought it, it could have saved the public purse at least £50milion on Boris' latest vanity project. It can still save at least £250 million by scrapping the daft idea

[1]https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/29/inflation_starts_to_bite_price/

[1] https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/29/inflation_starts_to_bite_price/

Tips

Anonymous Coward

So it's just a charter yacht now. Don' forget: Tips not included.

Scale

elsergiovolador

This shows you a scale how the workers are shafted. They could easily pay more to the staff, but they chose greed.

I am of an opinion that companies, where workers cannot get ends meet and the owners casually go to space, should be closed.

Re: Scale

Anonymous Coward

Well, the crew are handsomely paid. And tax was optional up until a few years ago.

Re: Scale

Yet Another Anonymous coward

>They could easily pay more to the staff, but they chose greed

Yes this was built on the backs of 1000s of starving developers in Redmond

I can't think of a holiday venue I'd want less.

Will Godfrey

... and that's not sour grapes. I really can't imagine spending time being waited on hand and foot, while unable to just step out of the door and go for a walk - countryside preferable.

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