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Things that needn't be said: Don't plonk a massive Starlink disk on the hood of your car

(2021/07/05)


The California Highway Patrol has [1]issued a warning to motorists that , frankly, needn't be said. Don't whack a massive Starlink satellite dish to the hood of your car. It's a bit illegal.

Officer T Caton, of the Antelope Valley division of the California Highway Patrol, stopped the driver after spotting the massive broadband receiver stuck in front of the windscreen, with a cable snaking up through the driver-side window.

The unnamed driver of the car – which wasn't a Tesla but some form of Toyota hybrid – was found to be in violation of [2]section 26708(a)(2) of the California Vehicle Code , and ordered to remove the offending item.

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It's not clear whether the offender was issued a fine. First offenders can be given a $25 penalty, with repeat offenders charged $197 and slapped with an [4]infraction (which differs to a more serious misdemeanour or felony).

[5]New Yorkers react to strikingly indifferent statue of Elon Musk with cheerful hostility

[6]SpaceX's Starlink satellite broadband constellation to achieve full global coverage by September, boss claims

[7]SpaceX spat with Viasat: Rival accused of abusing legislation to halt Elon's Starlink expansion

[8]You were supposed to be watching him. Letters from SEC claim Tesla breached deal to police Elon Musk's tweets

The law in question was written to deal with more routine issues, such as promotional signage that blocks visibility, or excessive tinting that makes a driver feel as though they have cataracts. It also addresses where a driver can position a phone on their dashboard. Suffice to say, it wasn't drawn up with this scenario in mind.

Starlink, which [9]began its UK rollout earlier this year , allows anyone to get an internet connection that's billed as competitive with fixed line in terms of speed and latency without actually having to be wired up to a terrestrial network.

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The SpaceX-owned provider currently has 1,635 active satellites, with 12,000 planned. This may increase to 30,000 as the FCC sought permission from the International Telecommunications Union on SpaceX's s behalf in 2019.

But surfing this way is not cheap. Punters are asked to fork out $499 for the dish and modem, with a further recurring $99 monthly subscription fee.

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And that's not including any fines caused by questionable positioning. ®

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[1] https://www.facebook.com/CHPAntelopeValley/posts/4704883919562997

[2] https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=VEH&sectionNum=26708#:~:text=(2)%20A%20person%20shall%20not,the%20windshield%20or%20side%20windows.

[3] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/networks&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2YOOBATdesInyNnp3rlIqLwAAAM4&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[4] https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/defense/vehicle-code/26708/#:~:text=punishment%2C%20and%20sentencing-,Two%20things%20can%20happen%20if%20a%20person%20violates%20Vehicle%20Code,pay%20a%20fine%20of%20%24197.00.

[5] https://www.theregister.com/2021/06/30/elon_musk_statue/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2021/06/22/starlink_global_coverage/

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2021/06/16/spacex_viasat_legal_dispute/

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2021/06/02/sec_to_tesla_were_not/

[9] https://www.theregister.com/2021/01/11/spacex_wins_ofcom_approval_for/

[10] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/networks&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44YOOBATdesInyNnp3rlIqLwAAAM4&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[11] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_onprem/networks&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44YOOBATdesInyNnp3rlIqLwAAAM4&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[12] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Your Mileage May Vary

b0llchit

...not including any fines caused by questionable positioning.

If you have the change to pay for this stuff, then I'd be surprised if you would be too poor to pay a regular fine of such kind. But, when you keep it on the hood, then I guess that YMMV should be taken more literally than usual and can be measured in both monetary and distance units.

Take note, el Reg Units department. Unit expansions and conversions are expected soon.

Spaced-GenX?

Brian Miller

Had to look elsewhere for the pic, I don't have a Farcebook account. But that's a ridiculous spot to mount an antenna. I can understand if it was mounted on the roof, but the hood?? Really short hood, and the person plonked it in the middle.

Re: Spaced-GenX?

Yet Another Anonymous coward

> I can understand if it was mounted on the roof

Well that would be closer to the satellite

Re: Spaced-GenX?

The Oncoming Scorn

I'd have thought a truck bed would have been more appropriate.

https://gizmodo.com/you-cant-just-slap-a-starlink-dish-onto-your-car-calif-1847226690l

Re: Spaced-GenX?

JDPower666

A cybertruck surely.

Re: Spaced-GenX?

Joe Gurman

Well played, that Coward.

Re: Spaced-GenX?

ShadowSystems

I wanted to point out something to that affect. If you want to mount something big to your car, do it on the roof where it won't obstruct your ability to see WTF is going on around you. The police will be more than happy to ticket you for being unable to see, but they *might* let a "big stupid roof doodad" to go with just a warning

Besides, given the need to keep the antenna pointing at the right bits of sky, wouldn't you need an auto-adjusting gyro aiming harness in which to keep said antenna so it stayed on track no matter how the car beneath it might be oriented? Otherwise you would have to keep driving in only a limited number of directions on a limited number of streets and a limited number of elevations lest you render your signal strength to be less than a butterfly's scream in a typhoon. =-\

Re: Spaced-GenX?

vtcodger

"Besides, given the need to keep the antenna pointing at the right bits of sky, wouldn't you need an auto-adjusting gyro aiming harness ,,,?"

I'm not a expert, but my understanding is that the Starlink antenna is a phased array antenna whose beam is electronically steerable, But I would think that adjusting for changes in the vehicle's direction might require satnav and some non-trivial mods to its standard beam steering software.

Linky

Inventor of the Marmite Laser

[1]https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/07/02/chp-tickets-driver-with-apparent-spacex-starlink-dish-on-hood.html

[1] https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/07/02/chp-tickets-driver-with-apparent-spacex-starlink-dish-on-hood.html

Re: Linky

Pascal Monett

Yep. Well, the only thing surprising me was that this didn't happen in Florida.

This is a disgrace...

IGotOut

... it's in California so clearly they are a disruptor, the next Zuckerberg or Bezos. Just you wait!

Yes, you drive a Prius because it's green...

LDS

... and then put a dish on it to make if very inefficient aerodynamically, with the risk it detaches and hits the windscreen of some unlucky one behind you - in addition of not being able to see the road yourself.

CHIPs should be given a Musk flamethrower (one following SpaceX engines designs...) to teach some common sense to this people....

Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?