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Flying dildo poses a slap in the face for serious political debate

(2021/06/04)


A week is a schlong time in politics – just ask Bernalillo County Sheriff, Manuel Gonzales III, who may be primed to face heckling at political rallies but handling a flying dildo is a different matter.

Earlier this week he was addressing a crowd of voters in his bid to run for mayor of Albuquerque when a drone carrying a dildo interrupted his Q&A session.

A video posted on Facebook shows the incident unfold. A voice in the crowd is heard to say: “Is that a dong on a drone?”

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Closer inspection of the video shows that the small craft and its cargo was then grabbed firmly before a small scuffle ensued.

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It’s not known what make of drone – or brand of sex toy – was used in the stunt.

You can see the video (filmed in portrait - the real crime) on a local news channel [4]here .

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According to multiple reports including AP , a 20-year-old-man has been charged with “petty misdemeanour battery and misdemeanour resisting, evading or obstructing an officer”.

Of course, political stunts are nothing new – even ones involving simulated body parts. In 2008, a press conference in Russia was interrupted when a [9]small flying todger buzzed around a conference hall. It’s understood no one was hurt in the incident.

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In New Zealand, protesters left out the drones and simply decided to [11]hurl a vibrator at the face of Economic Development Minister Steven Joyce to complain over the Trans Pacific Partnership Agreement with Asia. ®

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[4] https://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/video-drone-with-adult-toy-led-to-confrontation-at-manny-gonzales-political-event/6129191/

[5] https://www.theregister.com/2021/05/24/birds/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2021/05/11/o2_emergency_alert/

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2021/04/28/iterable_ceo_lsd/

[8] https://www.theregister.com/2021/04/27/swings_and_roundabouts_kentucky_residents/

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[11] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s67qsv8ForA

[12] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/

b0llchit

A dick move?

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Khaptain

Is it just me or have the American youth decided that the attitude of extremely spoiled children is a good thing?

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...Second Life?

politically motivated

Adrian 4

It always amuses me when politicians claim that actions are politically motivated, apparently thereby casting them in a bad light .. and seemingly unaware of the fact that their own entire existence is politically motivated.

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