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Listen, son... Monster trucks just aren't cool anymore. Real winners drive Tesla Roadsters

(2021/04/15)


Soon tots will be able to throw their toy cars at the 4K TV and claim it was [1]Autopilot what did it , Daddy.

Tiny automobile purveyor Matchbox is changing tack from the petrol-guzzling steeds of yore to introduce a line based on real electric vehicles like the Tesla Roadster.

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As if Tesla boss Elon Musk's head [3]wasn't big enough already .

The idea is to present "an overall eco-friendly themed approach to play, with more e-vehicle product offerings and e-vehicle chargers in fuel station playsets," said US toy giant Mattel, the British brand's owner.

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Not only is the company talking the talk, it's also trying to walk the walk by aiming to produce "100 per cent recycled, recyclable or bio-based plastic materials across all Matchbox cars, playsets and packaging by 2030" as part of its [5]"Driving Toward a Better Future" roadmap.

On that basis, the Tesla Roadster, set for release next year, will be the first die-cast Matchbox car to be made from "99 per cent recycled materials" (zinc and plastic with just 1 per cent from non-recycled stainless steel) in a carbon-neutral manner.

Roberto Stanichi, global head of (toy) vehicles at Mattel, said in a statement: "Since the inception of the modern-day die-cast car nearly 70 years ago, Matchbox has been using design and innovation to connect kids with the real world around them through play.

"Matchbox is committing to using 100 per cent recycled, recyclable or bio-based plastic materials to do our part in addressing the environmental issues we face today, and empower the next generation of Matchbox fans to help steer us towards a sustainable future."

[6]According to the BBC , other electric or hybrid vehicles based on Nissan, Toyota, and BMW models will follow the Roadster – just to remind the younglings that Tesla isn't the alpha and omega of greener motoring.

While efforts to make children more environmentally aware are to be admired, it's still a bit of a shame. All the neatest cars by Hot Wheels, a brand also owned by Mattel, with the flames on the sides and names like NERVE HAMMER and BONE SPEEDER and COUGAR ELIMINATOR, are clearly not based on vehicles with an eco-conscience.

How do we stop filling the oceans with Lego? By being a BaaS-tard, toy maker suggests [7]READ MORE

The Register asked if Mattel will still produce "cool" cars alongside beige, overpriced hatchbacks. Sometimes only a monster truck or Hummer will do, you know? Speaking as a father, of course.

Other toymakers are getting introspective about their environmental footprints too. Lego is in the process of replacing single-use plastic in packaging for paper bags and is even exploring alternative materials for the bricks themselves.

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Global fast-food chain and menace of the landfill McDonald's has also switched out its usual plastic Happy Meal tat with paper toys. Have you seen them? They're crap. ®

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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/02/tesla_car_crash/

[2] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/bootnotes&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2YHhjHb57YY5Hlg-TXJCYcwAAAA4&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[3] https://www.theregister.com/2020/01/31/elon_dont_doubt_ur_vibe/

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[5] https://www.mattel.com/en-gb/matchbox-sustainability

[6] https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56728387

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2019/10/14/lego_mulls_bricks_as_a_service_biz_model/

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[9] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/

Happy Meal tat

Christopher Reeve's Horse

I'd still much rather have paper based crap than plastic based crap, thank you very much

And actually, the kids have really enjoyed the recent 3D dinosaurs...

Re: Happy Meal tat

Paul Herber

' 3D dinosaurs..'

Must be a triceratops then ...

Mine's the one with the scaly skin and 6" teeth.

Calling the LOHAN crew

Anonymous Custard

Right then guys and gals, we now need a recreation of putting the roadster into orbit in miniature.

Who's up for it, in the true Lester spirit?

RIP Mr Haines

Ecofriendly

Anonymous Coward

My Number One Son Cat prefers a plain cardboard box over any "toys" marketed especially for them.

His eco credentials end there

*Number One Son - [1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan

Re: Ecofriendly

Anonymous Custard

Ah yes, but isn't it a fact that every parent learns that you spend stupid money on buying toys for toddlers (and pets), and then they remove it from the box, take one look at it and spend hours playing with the box, ignoring the toy?

I can also honestly say that each of the last 5 cats we've had over the years has liked nothing better than an Ikea paper bag to play with and hide in.

Roadster

Anonymous Coward

The new one, or just the rebadged electric Lotus Elise?

Recycled or recyclable?

42656e4d203239

In the days of my youth when one saved up enough pocket money to buy a Matchbox car it arrived in a cardboard box... quite similar to a matchbox.... odd thing that.

Die cast metal would be more difficult to find as a recycled product I guess, though Matchbox seem to think this is not a problem, and as for bio-friendly plastics the world is awash with them already - just pick one that suits.

I am, however, wondering about bio-friendly paint and also why the stainless steel wouldn't be recycled - after all we aren't looking for medical grade stainless steel are we?

How hard can it be? obviously hard enough for a corporate bigwig to make a statement about it - or perhaps this whole thing is just a bucket of greenwash?

Re: Recycled or recyclable?

AnotherName

Looking at the photo on the BBC report for this, the quality of the casting for the Tesla is terrible compared to the original Matchbox cars I used to collect as a lad, when they were made by Lesney back in the 50's and 60's. There was more fine detail in the modelling back then. I didn't know the brand still existed.

Re: Recycled or recyclable?

Fruit and Nutcase

May be Matchbox are trying to be true to the original!

See this post and others to the same article...

[1]https://forums.theregister.com/forum/containing/4114920

[1] https://forums.theregister.com/forum/containing/4114920

Real Ale is Best

Can I have a red one on top of a model Falcon Heavy, please?

Your mileage may vary.